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Agust D - The Last 

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Take your best shot.  I will offer no resistance.  Then it will be my turn.

[milesedgworth]

the best song of this year is the one you can’t even vote for

[lostfeenie]

This is everything that the Eurovision should be.

[inoffizielles-deutschland]

This > every other esc song

[gabrielllas]

Sebastian reacting to the interviewer speaking Romanian.

[cccrystalclear]

Europe has a horrible taste in music apparantly

[practicefortheheart]

you make the mistake thinking this is about music

[captainevans]

Chris Evans photographed by Peggy Sirota for Rolling Stone.

[homerically]

when you’ve got Eurovision at 9, but the French revolution at 10:

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GRAHAM NORTON ESC 2016

(about the dancers in the opening ceremony) ‘Oh, nice new trainers!’

(about the Netherlands) ‘Apparently he has put 1000 euros on himself to win. I hope he doesn’t need the money for tattoo removal because he’s lost it’

(again about Netherlands) ‘Does anyone find these guitarists marginally creepy?’

(about Italy pulling a vegetable out of nowhere) ‘I don’t know. I just don’t know’

(about Israel) ‘It comes with a giant hoop. Sometimes it lights up, sometimes it doesn’t. It’s temperamental like that.’

(about Israel) ‘Well that was tense. All those fireworks and all that hairspray. Never a good idea.’

(about Bulgaria’s outfit) ‘Maybe Bulgaria has poor street lighting. She has invested in some neon knee pads, which are useful for… gardening at night. I don’t know what she gets up to’

(about Germany) ‘There isn’t a single thing about this woman that doesn’t annoy me’

(about Poland) ‘Enjoy that smile.It’ll be the last one you see off him’

(about Australia being in eurovision) ‘One of the best things about Eurovision is that it defies logic. Let’s not try to explain it’

(about Cyprus) ‘From one of the best songs in the competition to… Cyprus. The band is called Minus One… Should probably call it Minus Five, it would be better.’

(about Cyprus) ‘The band are performing in cages. Not sure who is being protected; them or the audience.’

(about Lithuania) ‘Whatever happens, he’s got some new sneakers out of the competition’

(about Croatia) ‘I feel like the backing singers are in some sort of witness protection program’ 

(about Malta) ‘Not sure if that was the father that was lurking’

[floralls]

by  Ngọc Trâm

[lien-art]

who is going to give Australia points? they have no neighbors

[feywilder]

Eurovision really just is a guilty pleasure that has gone so far that no one feels guilt anymore

[mickeyandmumbles]

[pardonmyfrench-bitch]

The Eurovision gods said “Glitter and WTF”, not “ballads and taking this shit seriously”

[timetraveldean]

ten minutes into eurovision and we already have this

[mickeyandmumbles]

[hobbitj]

[rand0mn0thing]

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