Jolanders Glasschälchen

“In all timelines, in all possibilities, Only you can show me this.”

[imintobutler]

She is speechless

[cedric-k-rossignol]

[miss-americanbi]

grace you gotta lock in

[kidciitrix]

WIP i don’t think i’ll finish. but who knows

[fllooredbythelorddotcom]

[thatsthewrongwallcraig]

I sure hope Assad Zaman gets booked like crazy after this.

#JusticeForAssadZaman

[a999ain]

decaying sanctum

[socratesgirl]

the dm scene great but my favourite part was when armand added in a little gossip in the middle of all of the "for 52 years i have loved you and remember when you needed to cry really bad one day i made sure you got to do that alone in a pretty church and i have done little things for you and loved you for that long and also lestat is FUCKING HIS MOM isn't that crazy"

[darcymolloy]

[wine-dark-sky]

I was so scared they were heading for a romance subplot but congrats to Project Hail Mary for going for the far funnier option of 'Trolley Operator' and 'Guy She Is Actively Tying To The Tracks'. What a dynamic. Movie of the year.

[ghostbees]

Bust comics.

[drfish0-0]

working on some headcannon/re-designs

[ramenyul]

project hail mary is like i'll make you believe that friendship will save the world. i'll make you remember that our society rests on the backs of teachers and scientists. i'll make you see that even the most cowardly can be brave. i'll make you horny for sandra huller. thank you greatest scifi film of the last 10 years

[armandsfangs]

I've given it 5 episodes and at this point I think it's fair to say Lestat's band members are a fucking waste of time. This season only has 7 episodes total so why the everlasting FUCK are these four useless shitstains taking up screen time that could've gone to fleshing out Lestat's backstory, Louis' emotional turmoil, Armand's journey, or Daniel's transformational trauma? This is literally my only complaint about this season but it fills me with vitriol bc it affects the whole show.

I'm watching a vampire show for the vampire drama that's been building for 2 seasons; I don't care about these boring ass mortals unless there's an actual connection to the main characters. With Regina, there was an instant connection to Louis' grief. What the fuck do each of the band members bring that ties in to Lestat's emotional journey? What parallels do they draw to the events in Auvergne, to Paris, to Spain, to New Orleans? Did they, in any way, shape, or form, change the way Lestat reflects upon himself and his past? NO. IF YOU CUT OUT ALL THEIR SCENES NOTHING WOULD CHANGE.

Then why the fuck did we need to show every arduous minute of Lestat convincing them to accept him as a vampire? Why the fuck should I give a shit that whiny white boy #2 stomped off like a toddler? Why the fuck should I care if he relapses? Why the fuck did we need to see the entire tour bus encounter with the stupid cop?

JUST NARRATE IT AND MOVE ON SO WE CAN SEE MORE OF THE ACTUAL MAIN CHARACTER CONFLICT. THERE'S ONLY 7 EPS.

The lesmand and nickstat dynamics were SO condensed and they could've had more time to flesh them out if the stupid band just shut the fuck up. Or they could've done more plot relevant present day stuff with loustat and Armand's storyline with the great conversion. Literally anything other than the band would've served the story better and improved the pacing. Even the concert scenes would be much improved if the camera just stayed on Lestat's performance and not cut to the fuckass band.

Every millisecond on them is a waste of time, every frame a waste of space, and every spoken line a waste of oxygen. Their existence is a waste of the show's budget. The best thing they did was when larry killed himself because at least then I got to look at Armand. Good fucking riddance to an annoying pest. I only feel sorry for the subway staff that has to clean that shit up.

But now the remaining pests want to become vampires?? May Armand exterminate them all.

[bifauxnenarmand]

as an armandhead I think the lack of armand screentime this season is the greatest mercy they could’ve given us and him. did you ever consider he was spared from more character assassination and bad writing? he got to escape the horrors till the last episode #myfinalgirl

[blorbo-wan-kenobi]

What Happened in San Francisco 1973 as Text Posts

[knifelesbianjo]

evil dan and phil