It’s Just Jonah (I’m Bad At Usernames)

Reddit refugee. He/him cishet male, the straitest man on this website. I like anime and Nintendo games and Star Wars and stuff. The stereotypical neckbeard, minus the whole “rampant misogyny” part.

[hoshizoralone]

samus’s dating woes

[tomokikuroki]

Happy 12 Year Aniversary to "No Matter How I Look At It. It's You Guys' Fault I'm Not Popular"

Debuted on August 4th, 2011, it's currently sitting at 216 chapters

Thankful today for this iconic comfort character

[maple-unfortunate]

[russersprouts]

Yotsuba is such a well written manga. It captures the insanity of little kids so well

PLEASE read Yotsuba in your spare time if you haven’t. It’s so good.

[jonah-jo]

[evilwizard]

*sidles up to you at the bar* would you like to hear my wise aphorism

[chromegnomes]

only if it's actually wise. the last guy who asked me this had a pretty foolish aphorism tbh

[evilwizard]

oh… uhuh… *really should have prepared this ahead of time* never ignore… the melody of time… when your shoe’s untied?

[chromegnomes]

*considers this aphorism sagely, sipping my horrible and bitter potion*

yes. there is wisdom in this. he whose shoes are untied must carefully mind the rhythm of his steps. bartender, another Wretched Potion, for my comrade here

[evilwizard]

*to self* holy shit… my aphorism… it’s wise!

[decaffynated]

I were inspired

[somebodyyoudontknow2]

If you talk to me I WILL explode

[pizzagirlll]

:3

[maisies-gaysmut]

SOURCE YOUR ART, I NEED TO JACK OFF

[jonah-jo]

I’m pretty sure this is Jtveemo. I’ve seen enough of their work to recognize the style.

[aokozaki]

One of my favorite Musk moments is when he got mad at people pointing out he was born into wealth via his family's African Emerald Mines, daring people to prove their existence (in a way that said "and you can't, because they don't").

And his father, his own father, was like "Elon you've seen the mines yourself, c'mon."

[jonah-jo]

Specifically Elon was offering a cash reward to whoever could prove the existence of these mines, and his dad was like “hey, uuhh, can I get in on this?”

[fiery-emblems]

Extra:

Radiant Dawn Secret Epilogue: Almedha's Discovery

[kajiuna]

Silly cringe girl Tomoko 💛💚🤨

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

happy Thursday the 20th

[askjennaflorida]

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

[mx-mythical-deactivated20260319]

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

It’s tomorrow. For me it’s only 10:43 so I’ll leave this here

[heir-of-the-founders]

Guys its the end of the list D:

[romolite]

The last Thursday the 20th

[raimi]

Here are the next 6 years!

May 2021

January 2022

October 2022

April 2023

July 2023

June 2024

February 2025

March 2025

November 2025

August 2026

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

[nooby-person]

[most-shafted-fe-character-poll]

Best Fire Emblem Parent Tournament: Round 2 - Match 7

Who is the best parent?

Chrom

Calill

Voting ended onJul 26, 2023

[jonah-jo]

Come on, guys, that base conversation in part 4 with Calill and Amy is so sweet.

And the one where Calill is absolutely heartbreaking.

[most-shafted-fe-character-poll]

Best Fire Emblem Parent Tournament: Round 2 - Match 1

Who is the best parent?

Sigurd

Greil

Voting ended onJul 26, 2023

[jonah-jo]

I love Sigurd but the problem is he really didn’t do much fathering.

[laugtherhyena]

I love how devils/fiends in csm name themselves instead of just all going with their devil names because then you have people naming themselves random shit like Beam, Power and Santa, people with actual named like Galgali, and others who just don't give a shit and just call themselves their devil name anyway

[jonah-jo]

Hate to be all 🤓(not really, I love being all 🤓) but Santa was a human being that just had a contract with a devil, like any other devil hunter. That probably wasn’t they’re real name, but when you’ve practically become a massive hive mind what even is a “real name” anymore, you know?

[somethinginworl]

There’s Kirby slander on Twitter atm so I made this

[jonah-jo]

Not that there hasn’t been some great Sonic games before, but I feel like we as a society would be better off if Sonic had never existed.

[gintokey]

Gintoki & Tae in lesson 405

[jonah-jo]

This is the arc with Obi-One, right?