ODDLY SPECIFIC AUS I NEED
'we both got kicked out of our rooms because our roommates are having sex so now we're standing in the hallway avoiding each other' AU
'I heard you singing backstreet boys at 3am and decided to sing along oops' AU
' holy shit i'm in the wrong car' AU
āOmg I canāt believe you still listen to CDs let me help you digitizeā AU
' I know you steal my wifi to watch porn but it's kinda hot idk' AU
'My pet really hates your petā AU
' Customer that knows wayyyy more than the brand new employee please help me out' AU
'I was walking by the roller coasters and SOMEONEāS SHOE FLEW OFF AND HIT ME IN THE HEADā AU
'dude i know we don't know each other but my swim trunks came off when i jumped in the water can you grab them for me' AU
āitās 2am and iām drunk and i need some goddamn french fries right now so open your fucking doorā AU
'got mistaken for a celebrity by the celebrity's biggest fan' AU
'this person just fell asleep on me in the subway but they're cute so whatever' AU
'sorry i set the fire alarm in our building off again for the forty-eighth time i was trying to cook' AU
'so YOU'RE the douchebag who keeps mowing their lawn while i'm trying to sleep' AU
'I know nothing about camping will you help me i think i heard a bear' au
'we're literally the only two kids who ride this school bus maybe we should carpool or make out or something' AU
'I hired you off craigslist to be my date for a wedding' AU
Ā āIām a werewolf but Iām embarrassed to tell you because my wolf form is more like a chihuahuaā AU
'we both tried to rob a bank at the same time' AU
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