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[jonginstretto-blog]

onceuponaxtaem:

         He typically has a decent sense of direction, and he knows most of Seoul like the back of his hand, but the directions that his friend has given him to a hole-in-the-wall cafe are next to useless, and he’s already twenty minutes late due to getting lost. So, he gives into his pride and approaches a stranger that seems kind enough, offering a friendly smile. “Uh, excuse me…” He greets, an awkward chuckle escaping his lips. “Would you mind giving me directions to somewhere?”

In all honesty, Chase was sick of being approached to help with directions. He didn't have a clue what made him look like a walking compass, but he blamed it on his overly attractive looks anyway. What benefit would he gain from helping them though? His time wasn’t exactly precious but he was admittedly selfish, and he didn’t like giving his time away to strangers so casually. After glancing around to make sure there was no one in the near distance, he pulled out his pocket knife and opened it with a quick flick of his wrist to point it discreetly at the other’s stomach. "Give me all your money," he hissed in the most menacing voice he could muster as he tugged down the brim of his cap to further cover his features. This should teach him not to talk to strangers.

[justbelieveyoucandoit]

[alcxp-deactivated20150206]

jonginstretto & alcxp || Starter.

[jonginstretto-blog]

➳ Alcaeus just got done with his shift at work, and he was slightly worn out. It wasn’t that it was busy, it was the fact that it was a really slow. He doesn’t do well sitting around for five, six hours at a time with no action. He’s a thrill seeker—always have been, always will be. But, he decided that it was best to go get a cup of coffee to help wake him up. Hopefully, that would do the trick.

He walked through the streets of Seoul with his guitar slung onto his back, scanning around for the nearest cafe. Once spotted, he entered this new cafe, with a smile painted across his features once the warmth of the cafe hit his skin. Alcaeus immediately shuffled his way up to the counter and came into contact with a male employee around his age, maybe. His hair was blonde, and it made Alcaeus had a small flashback to his first life—he had blonde hair then. He quickly shook it off, and spoke up to get the attention of the employee, "May I have a caramel mocha, please?"

Things were usually alot simpler when his colleague was around because that meant Chase was free to do as he pleased--use his phone, bum around, doze off in the corner of the kitchen--while they tended to the customers. Gone were the days where he had to constantly reject customers or hide in the kitchen and prayed hard for them to just go away simply because he couldn't fulfill their orders. What was the point in serving them at all?

But he should've known that this day would've come again. Should've known that his colleague was bound to go on a vacation someday and leave him in the lurch with all these coffee-needy customers. Should've known his "TOILET BREAK UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE" sign would still come in handy almost a year later so he didn't have to re-write one now. Without even looking up from his phone, he sighed and mindlessly pointed at the sign that sat on the counter. Just fifteen more minutes till his shift ends, he thought to himself.

[jonginstretto-blog]

mysterioxs:

Hanna let out a hum as she finished making the drink she was currently working on. Lookin up to the meet the female customer’s gaze, she offered a warm smile before she said goodbye. While she wiped the counter down, the brunette could hear her coworker returning from their break but as she turned to greet them, the door opened and revelead another customer who walked up to the counter.

❝ Hello, how can I help you today? ❞

The night before was long. Way too long. His assignment dragged through sunrise and Chase hadn't gotten a wink of sleep. He didn't usually consume caffeine to keep himself awake, then again his assignments didn't usually eat away his sleeping hours. But things happen, and if he wanted to get through work today without dozing off every five minutes, a boost was necessary.

"Um, give me your strongest caffeine?" He paused for a moment to collect his thoughts. "Espresso shots, or whatever. I heard those are strong, right?" He questioned the female as he glanced over the menu idly.

He was still completely clueless when it came to coffee. Even if he had already worked as a barista for slightly less than a year. How ironic it was that he was buying caffeine to help him survive through his job of selling caffeine. But that's just Chase, the barista who didn't know how to make coffee for you.

[jonginstretto-blog]

"I'm not opening my door to make you freaking french fries at 2am, MAC DONALDS is 24 hours goddammit"

ODDLY SPECIFIC AUS

Getting shit drunk was hard to do when you eat that much of fried chicken and accompany it with bottles of soju. That was how Chase’s alcohol tolerance was unintentionally but slowly built. However, when he did eventually get drunk, it gets… Pretty bad. His best friend was getting married in two days, and being the best man, he wasn’t taking no for an answer when his plan for a bachelor party was turned down. So he decided that the least he could do was drag Chanyeol out to some club and enjoy themselves before his best friend officially lost his freedom to marriage.

Unfortunately, they enjoyed themselves just a tad too much. A few hours into the night and countless number of shots later, a drunken Chanyeol and an even more drunken Chase were sprawled out over the bar against each other, shit-faced and possibly laying in each other’s drool. It was a surprise they were even able to make it out of the club in one piece, but he may have accidentally tripped over the leg of a glass table—who could be sure?

He threw them both into a cab and mustering what consciousness he had left, he told (read: mumbled incoherently) the driver to head to each of their places respectively. After reaching what seemed like Chanyeol’s place, Chase shoved his best friend out of the cab, not bothering if the other fell limp on the side of the road. He only cared about how awfully uncomfortable and nauseous his hiccup was making him.

Finally reaching his own home, he pulled out his cash to pay the driver—-how many ten thousand won notes did he even willingly give over?—and headed out without getting his change. With much effort, he stumbled his way into the lift to his apartment and waited for approximately three minutes before realizing he hadn’t even pressed the button. Grumbling under his breath, he unknowingly pressed the wrong floor and that was how he ended up at a stranger’s door… Demanding for fries. Because his head kind of hurt and he thought the only way to cure it is to eat something. At that moment, he was craving fries, and he was getting it.

He kicked at the door begrudgingly and leaned his entire weight against it as he whined, “McDonald’s is too far… And KFC is even further. I’m going to cry and drool all over your door if you don’t open it this second and make me some goddamn fries—”

[jonginstretto-blog]

' I know you steal my wifi to watch porn but it's kinda hot idk' AU

ODDLY SPECIFIC AUS

Chase found it strange how his internet connection speed grew drastically slow recently. The only uses for his Wi-Fi were his laptop as well as his boyfriend, Sehun’s. It became so bad to the point where Sehun constantly complained about how the lag kept making him lose his games and of course, being the meticulous boyfriend he was, he couldn’t just sit back and watch. He knew how much those games meant to him.

It was convenient to have a computer hacker as a best friend; because the next day, Chanyeol was at his house, downloading some sort of program onto his laptop to scan for IP addresses that were using his Wi-Fi. “Really now? You named your Wi-Fi ‘Wi believe I can Fi’?”, his best friend turned back to throw him a look before returning his attention to the screen. “What? It’s funny,” Chase retorted as he masked a snicker behind his fist.

It took hours of waiting, “tracking packets” (and a whole ton of computer lingo he didn’t quite understand) for Chanyeol to inform Chase of his neighbor using his Wi-Fi to download those kind of movies, and Chase almost let out a disbelieving scoff at that. This never happened before… Until that pair of twins moved in next door—

Twins. He only let himself ponder briefly over what those two could be doing with what they downloaded but he was quick to put those thoughts away. It didn’t help that they both looked like his boyfriend, and just for a fleeting moment, he contemplated sharing the dirty pictures he took with Sehun to them when Chanyeol told him that they could have access to some shared folders on the system but decided against it.

Chase was much better than that.

Creating a new shared network folder, he downloaded over fifty pictures and videos of cute baby animals into it, and named the folder “To cleanse your soul”.

[jonginstretto-blog]

'I was walking by the roller coasters and SOMEONE’S SHOE FLEW OFF AND HIT ME IN THE HEAD” AU | coughs.

ODDLY SPECIFIC AUS

Being caught up in his work and too lazy to do anything outside of his apartment during his free time was the reason Chase never found an occasion to go to an amusement park (or much of anywhere else at all), but when a friend gave him just one extra season pass at Lotte World, an opportunity presented itself.

He was used to doing things alone anyway; independence was something he was forced to learn after leaving his family. Therefore it wasn’t difficult for Chase to wander around the amusement park on his own with a flier in hand and a drink in the other, looking for any rides that caught his attention after having eaten a satisfying meal.

While he wasn’t expecting alot of fun alone at Lotte World, he wasn’t expecting a repeat of a terribly tragic incident that happened to him months ago when a flowerpot hit him on the head and threw him into a month long coma either.

This time though, while it didn’t knock him unconscious, it left an angry red print with specks of dust on his face. He was about to head to the queue for a roller coaster when a fucking shoe hits him from the side of the head, causing him to choke on his drink. Sputtering in bewilderment, he bends over to let out a fits of cough as passersby stared at him with judging looks and suppressed snickers.

"What the fuck," he cursed under his breath as he picked up the shoe that landed on the floor and wiped his face with his sleeve mindlessly before glancing around in question and finally landing his gaze on the roller coaster that just went by. Surely someone’s going to need this back, and he doubt it was going to be difficult to tell who it belonged to. After throwing away his crushed cup of drink, he shoved the flier into his pocket and waited by the exit of the ride with the shoe hidden from the sight of the culprit if they passed by him.

[endingcas-deactivated20150105]

ODDLY SPECIFIC AUS I NEED

'we both got kicked out of our rooms because our roommates are having sex so now we're standing in the hallway avoiding each other' AU

'I heard you singing backstreet boys at 3am and decided to sing along oops' AU

' holy shit i'm in the wrong car' AU

LASER TAG AU

‘Omg I can’t believe you still listen to CDs let me help you digitize’ AU

' I know you steal my wifi to watch porn but it's kinda hot idk' AU

'My pet really hates your pet’ AU

' Customer that knows wayyyy more than the brand new employee please help me out' AU

'I was walking by the roller coasters and SOMEONE’S SHOE FLEW OFF AND HIT ME IN THE HEAD” AU

'dude i know we don't know each other but my swim trunks came off when i jumped in the water can you grab them for me' AU

”it’s 2am and i’m drunk and i need some goddamn french fries right now so open your fucking door’ AU

SWIM TEAM AU

'got mistaken for a celebrity by the celebrity's biggest fan' AU

'this person just fell asleep on me in the subway but they're cute so whatever' AU

'sorry i set the fire alarm in our building off again for the forty-eighth time i was trying to cook' AU

'so YOU'RE the douchebag who keeps mowing their lawn while i'm trying to sleep' AU

'I know nothing about camping will you help me i think i heard a bear' au

WINDOW WASHER AU 

'we're literally the only two kids who ride this school bus maybe we should carpool or make out or something' AU

'I hired you off craigslist to be my date for a wedding' AU

 ’I’m a werewolf but I’m embarrassed to tell you because my wolf form is more like a chihuahua’ AU

'we both tried to rob a bank at the same time' AU

ALL THE AU’S (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

[jonginstretto-blog]

sooyoung--stretto:

Sooyoung bit her lip in a failed attempt to keep her amusement in. There had to be something she could do about that name tag. She raked the inside of her brain, trying to come up with an idea, and then remembered she had a few sticky notes with drawings of animals of unproportional size in her pocket now. She drew them during her break time secretly, hoping that nobody realized she’s not writing down important notes like she’d made them believe. Her hands reached down and took one out: a crumpled, blue sticky note with a crude drawing of a duck. The beak was too long and the eyes were on the verge of falling down from its socket, but she thought it was enough to leave a memorable impression. She shoved his finger away and taped it onto the name tag. “There!” She looked so happy with her work.

His eyes grew curious when she began searching in her pockets. In all honesty, he thought that she was about to take out a marker and start writing something (ridiculous) over his name but it turns out she already had something (even more ridiculous) drawn. With a scoff of disbelief, he stared down at his tag to get a better look at it before returning his gaze onto you. "Are you kidding me? If you're going to paste something onto my name tag, the least you could do is give a drawing of a chicken! What is this even-- A rabbit?" He crinkled his nose in distaste as he cast one last glance at the drawing. "Rabbits are too cute, and they don't suit me." He crossed his arms over his chest, tone childishly demanding. "You're going to draw me a chicken, and if you don't, I can easily draw one myself. I'm sure my drawing skills are much better than yours anyway."

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

Only those who care about you can hear you when you are quiet.

Unknown 

[duckyhun]

[jonginstretto-blog]

-pushes some chocolate ice cream towards you- Can I have some cake, Handsome hyung?

[ / his expression brightens at the sight of the dessert before grinning back at you sheepishly. ] Seems like a fair trade-off to me. [ / he takes the ice cream from you before walking over to the cake display and rests his elbow atop of it, taking an experimental lick from the ice cream. ] Go on, choose one.

[jonginstretto-blog]

baekhyunstretto replied to your post:

BECAUSE YOUR COFFEE IS-- { /coughs; Amazing.

NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR INPUT, PEDE.

[jonginstretto-blog]

You don't like coffee?

[ / blinks. ] What-- I've no particular preference for coffee, where did this come from?

[jonginstretto-blog]

soohyunstretto:

( turns around with a confused look on her face, raising an eyebrow at the older male ) you do know halloween passed, right?

[ / makes a face. ] Well, don't you know how to dampen someone's spirits. Would you rather I have screamed in your ear just to create some noise-- [ / crinkles his nose. ]

[jonginstretto-blog]

rxsurgent:

No.. Kyle like bird. Lots bird at park. [/ He thinks this is a very valid answer — hey, he’s proud to know the name of the animals, at least — and he tilts his head to the side.] Bird not boring.

Oh, does Kyle like candy? [ / grins sweetly as he fishes out a piece of lollipop from his pocket. ] I know a place where there's even more candy, there's even birds around too! You could share the candy with the birds, do you want to come?