Joni Makes Stuff

Middle aged bitch. Mom of 3 truly SPECTACULAR young adults. I sew things, I teach math, I swear a hell of a lot. Disgruntled ex-Mormon counting the days until my divorce. Now with tattoos!

[the1920sinpictures]

1926 c. Pink cotton and lace summer frock, embroidered. Pinterest.

[jonimakesstuff]

This would be so easy to make! Other than the embroidery I mean

[petemcvries23]

there’s just something so awesome about a character you love getting really badly hurt

[goshyesvintageads]

AmToy Inc, 1985

[jonimakesstuff]

holy shit, childhood memory unlocked

[nnschneider]

"I asked ChatGPT--"

Well I asked George Knightley and he said it was better to be without sense than misapply it as you do.

[aroace-ryland-grace]

grace fucking idiot, statement.

[pop-squeak]

in less emotionally destroying news i also appreciated a lot of rocky and ryland’s great one liners including but not limited to:

“no understand do puppet show” “do you still need the puppets” “yes yes showtime”

“thumbs up baby” 👎

”do you have to sit right there?” “is usually closer”

”not half bad!” “is full good!”

”bad no good grace die rocky die all earth die we die we die we die”

”how do you know when hug is over” “you just feel it” “oh okay. are you feeling it”

[cherismomish]

Re-reading Wives and Daughters and I think Cynthia should be allowed to kill Mr Preston with a gun, as a treat

[koreandragon]

lee dongwook saying that he would rather have a woman who has a career, even if that job doesn't make her money but she's passionate about it omfg the man that you areee

[jonimakesstuff]

so basically he's saying he wants to be married to me

[santiagogarcia]

JURASSIC PARK (1993) dir. Steven Spielberg

[jonimakesstuff]

RIP to an icon :(

[writerwhostayedupallnight]

Emergency! S03E20, The Floor Brigade: Johnny suffers a mishap on a call and injures his ribs.

"You okay?" "Yeah, I'm okay. I just—I just hit my ribs."

I own nothing

[jonimakesstuff]

rest in peace sir you were very hot

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[jonimakesstuff]

or getting the absolute hell beaten out of them

[howmanyholesinswisscheese]

What doesn’t get talked about enough is that, all those 40-something years, Rocky had all the supplies he needed to go back home. He had the fuel, he had the food. But he didn’t. He tried and tried and tried. He kept going. He took measurements, gathered data, built new Astrophage samplers but could never get it right. He maintained the Blip-A, a ship that was built in a hurry and just kept breaking, for over FORTY YEARS. When Grace found him, Rocky wasn’t just sitting idle in orbit. He was still working, still trying, he hadn’t given up. He was tracking the stars, probably to watch for a potential second mission from Erid, when he spotted the Hail Mary in reverse-thrust. Rocky calls Grace brave. Truly, Grace is. But I’d compare Rocky more to Stratt. How much of yourself would you be willing to sacrifice to save your planet? Rocky was willing to stay at Tau Ceti for the rest of his life until he either found a solution, or died.

[jonimakesstuff]

Thank God that at no point in that 40 years did he move his sleeping quarters to another part of the ship or it would have been game over

[vintagecamping]

Crossing into Colorado and heading up into the San Juans

Colorado

1977

[jonimakesstuff]

men just do NOT grow beards like they used to

[goshyesvintageads]

Mars Inc, 1986

[jonimakesstuff]

I remember when they reintroduced the red M&M, it was a really big deal!

[freakytikigifs]

Ryan Gosling and James Ortiz as Ryland Grace and Rocky PROJECT HAIL MARY

[jonimakesstuff]

Best part in the whole movie!

[yesterdaysprint]

The Daily Times, New Philadelphia, Ohio, July 9, 1924

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

whoever wrote this paper has the funniest phrasing possible

[the-wave-finally-broke]

happy turtle bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river day for those who celebrate

[gremlininho]