NN Schneider

appreciates fiber arts, fanfiction, and felines. found on AO3 as snafsnaf. looking for my next obsession.

[kaity--did]

I can HEAR from speed of his typing my husband is yelling at people on the internet about the government again

[penandinkprincess]

having to work when it's beautiful outside should be illegal, actually

[nnschneider]

Joining a union leads to improvements in working conditions.

But if you want to take off the whole month of August or whatever, you're going to need a guillotine.

[shinraalpha]

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[nnschneider]

Etsy witches, make it happen pls.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

I love this and found the tutorial. So, I thought I'd share it. I don't have a fireplace, but I was thinking of making one or wrapping it around something else, like my British phone booth, bed, etc.

DIY FIREPLACE KRAKEN 

Materials: -$1.00 pool noodles -Duct tape -9-gauge wire - @stretch.tite Premium Plastic Food Wrap…that’s right…it’s not just for food storage! The devil is in the details and this stuff was the star of the show for making these tentacles look as realistic as possible. Definitely a must to get that shiny, wrinkly octopus skin texture and hide the sloppy tape work. One box did the whole project and I still have plenty leftover for future projects.

Tutorial video:

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[rosieandthemoon]

Lavirotte Building on Avenue Rapp in Paris

[she-who-is-king]

The devil works hard, but capitalism will work him harder for lesser pay

[theenbyroiderer]

Season premiere and anniversary of my pompom pride jacket today!

[niconicorose]

Please enjoy my wife’s rings from today

[lierdumoa]

Every time an author reassures readers that the smut is skippable I sigh a disappointed sigh. This is not a reassurance. Why would anybody who likes smut want to read smut that was only included as an afterthought and has no impact on the narrative? Insulting. Just don't write it at all if you're not going to make it matter.

[lierdumoa]

#on the one hand I understand that some people don’t want to read smut

Like 85% of tumblr users hate and loathe embarrassment based comedy with every fiber of their beings, but never in my life have I ever seen an author reassure their audience that the embarrassing scenes are skippable.

Lots of people dislike tragedy but never in my life have I ever seen an author reassure the audience that the death and grieving scenes are skippable.

Stop trying to pass off self-censorship as “accommodation.” Stop trying to pass off pandering as “inclusivity.”

Your audience can smell your fear, and it smells rancid.

[clementine-kesh]

like literally if i didn’t want to see some weird nonsense i wouldn’t be consuming scifi

[clementine-kesh]

“ohh this episode is about meeting a bunch of dinosaurs who developed space travel and left earth to go live on the other side of the galaxy isn’t that crazy?! isn’t that silly?!” sure yeah maybe a little but by focusing on that but you’re missing the narrative reason for it which is to provide a starting point to explore religious authoritarianism and the production of scientific knowledge

[mylittleredgirl]

just a spoonful of [nonsense] helps the [critical thinking about uncomfortable social and structural problems that are such a fundamental part of the background radiation of our lives that we can't see them] go down

[anarchycatss]

[depsidase]

[silky-selkie]

[nnschneider]

I write because I have a very rich inner monologue. If I just mumbled the lines as they came to me aloud and in public, I'd look mentally unwell.

[kdhumecurios]

There was a massive shift in how our culture understood morality when, after World War II, the general public realized “just following orders” was not an excuse for crimes against humanity. Now we need another moral shift in which we decide, as a culture, that “for the benefit of the stockholders” is not an excuse for anything.

[speciesofleastconcern]

We kind of need to relearn the “just following orders” part again

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[nnschneider]

AI Economics for Dummies

“Xavier owns an apartment that he rents out at a loss of $1 billion/month. Seeing this success, he decides to make financial commitments to

Is it still satire if it's true?