Sensational

Just when people think the world couldn't reach a new low, I'm there to prove them wrong! 24 years old Live in Brooklyn, New York 100% awesome 100% of the time...

[medusas-trophy-wife-deactivated]

sex ed in the south is so concerning lmfao. my bible teacher taught it and he told us women cant actually orgasm. his evidence was that he’d been with his wife for 30 years and I quote “if the female orgasm was real i would have seen it by now.” miss banks if you’re out there i am so sorry ma’am

[android1000]

[kevinokevinokevino-deactivated2]

[automatic-caution-door]

[whoopsiedoodle]

I dont know what emotion this gives me but im feeling it violently

[awwcutepets]

Highly successful honeybee

[george-crowstanza]

Absolutely off the shits

[monsieurenjlolras]

lost 

in

the

sauce

[batsquatchin]

My sisters boyfriend custom made this hoodie and when I read it I thought I was having a stroke

[lagonegirl]

[ruinedchildhood]

[hydro-homies]

[swan2swan]

What don’t have what now

[echo-lucariorpblog]

Bees don’t have lungs

[swan2swan]

you can’t just not have lungs

[teaboot]

Evidently you can, provided you’re a bee

[cardaughter]

[ornamentalcabbage]

me slowly rolling over in bed every 10 minutes while i scroll my phone

[sneaky-sneakyy]

😂😂

[spillybun-deactivated20190921]

Ominous positivity

[spillybun-deactivated20190921]

You will be okay. You have no choice.

[catchymemes]

[left-reminders]

[candiikismet]

It’s true and she should say it.

[lividlovers]

As loud as it needs to be.

[micdotcom]

Watch: Still unsure if white privilege exists? This should clear it up.

[sex-and-metaphors-deactivated20]

she literally tried to deal drugs to the cops I just.. fucken.. WHAT 

[757bg-deactivated20180207]

He didn’t arrest her he warned her it was illegal….. Warned !!!!!!! Wtfffffffffffffffffff

[browsedankmemes]

[dirhwangdaseul-archived]

IT IS LENT BITCH! DO NOT BEAT YOUR MEAT FOR 40 DAYS

me beating my meat while jesus dries up in that desert