Jordan Lovelock

The Nefarious Wizard's ex-spouse. Ice person. they/them

[jordan-lovelock]

Any asks about speeding up arcs, spreading drama, personally attacking mods, or constantly wanting [character] to meet some other person will be deleted.

[nefarious-exclam]

This has been coming for a long time, I think, and while I was hoping I could hold out until the one year anniversary at least, I'm pulling out of the !cu.

This has really nothing to do with the server situation, I just got bored and roleplaying and Nefarious, Pheriya, and Jordan felt so much like a chore even before the new year that I was considering leaving. I stayed because I wanted to get things closed up and arcs involving me finished, but with the last arc I had planned effectively dead in the water, there's no point to me staying anymore.

But I'm not leaving without giving you closure. The plan was always to have Jordan be redeemed and for them to join Selfarious, raising their kids together. It just never panned out, but rest assured everyone got their happy ending.

I've had a blast rping as a punctuation wizard, from killing the Sun to getting married and everything in between.

The blogs will remain up for archival purposes, but this will be my last post.

BYEE!!!!

[jordan-lovelock]

PIPEBOMB JUMPSCARE

FUCK!

[jordan-lovelock]

uh. I feel as if I have been summoned here by. fate or something. where am I?

-@lusty-minus-luce

You're talking to Jordan. Or, um. The three of us.

Hiiiii~ I'm Lovebug!

Winter.

[lusty-minus-luce]

This is like, the second time ive just been warped somewhere just because sex was mentioned.

[jordan-lovelock]

There's a lot of sex mentioned here.

Because of Lovebug.

Yup! I was created because Jordan got lovebugged, hehe!

[lusty-minus-luce]

Cool.

Anyways.

Sex?

[jordan-lovelock]

No thank you, I'm waiting for my loves to return from war <3

[lusty-minus-luce]

Oh. Right. That.

Okay well I guess I gotta walk back home now. Wherever I am.

[she looks around]

[she starts walking away]

[jordan-lovelock]

Bye!!~

[jordan-lovelock]

uh. I feel as if I have been summoned here by. fate or something. where am I?

-@lusty-minus-luce

You're talking to Jordan. Or, um. The three of us.

Hiiiii~ I'm Lovebug!

Winter.

[lusty-minus-luce]

This is like, the second time ive just been warped somewhere just because sex was mentioned.

[jordan-lovelock]

There's a lot of sex mentioned here.

Because of Lovebug.

Yup! I was created because Jordan got lovebugged, hehe!

[lusty-minus-luce]

Cool.

Anyways.

Sex?

[jordan-lovelock]

No thank you, I'm waiting for my loves to return from war <3

[jordan-lovelock]

uh. I feel as if I have been summoned here by. fate or something. where am I?

-@lusty-minus-luce

You're talking to Jordan. Or, um. The three of us.

Hiiiii~ I'm Lovebug!

Winter.

[lusty-minus-luce]

This is like, the second time ive just been warped somewhere just because sex was mentioned.

[jordan-lovelock]

There's a lot of sex mentioned here.

Because of Lovebug.

Yup! I was created because Jordan got lovebugged, hehe!

[jordan-lovelock]

uh. I feel as if I have been summoned here by. fate or something. where am I?

-@lusty-minus-luce

You're talking to Jordan. Or, um. The three of us.

Hiiiii~ I'm Lovebug!

Winter.

[jordan-lovelock]

No one to have sex with ha ha nerd

Look. I'm going to ask if anyone wants to fuck me and I'm going to get an instantaneous response. WHO WANTS TO FUCK?

[the-fanonymous]

(sharp inhale)

M-💥

[jordan-lovelock]

You clearly sent that to yourself

I'm on mobile, I can't send asks to myself.

[jordan-lovelock]

I would but I'm ace sorry

That's alright darling <2 I'm pretty sure Winter is ace too!

[jordan-lovelock]

I do

YEAH!!!

[jordan-lovelock]

ME ME ME ME NE PLEAS ELELASEEE EPEASE LOVEBUG

Look. I'm the ultimate fuck.

[jordan-lovelock]

No one to have sex with ha ha nerd

Look. I'm going to ask if anyone wants to fuck me and I'm going to get an instantaneous response. WHO WANTS TO FUCK?

[jordan-lovelock]

[+4 tomatoes]

Oh god. Not this again.

[jordan-lovelock]

Love bug you need to have sex

I really do...

[jordan-lovelock]

Castoreum, bever butt juice. Tomayto, tomahto.

I do like tomatoes.

[jordan-lovelock]

Castoreum /kæsˈtɔːriəm/ is a yellowish exudate from the castor sacs of mature beavers. Beavers use castoreum in combination with urine to scent mark their territory. Both beaver sexes have a pair of castor sacs and a pair of anal glands, located in two cavities under the skin between the pelvis and the base of the tail. The castor sacs are not true glands (endocrine or exocrine) on a cellular level. Hence, references to these structures as preputial glands, castor glands, or scent glands are misnomers. It is used as a tincture in some perfumes and, rarely, as a food additive.

Sorry, Lovebug heard "sac," "sexes," and "anal" and got so horny they left front. So.