spam blog

they call me ratboy on account of my chease

[jellyjack-spam]

Welcome to my spam page, this is where I'll post random things like art, memes, and reblogs.

I tag almost nothing so

Also, obvious bots will be blocked on sight.

[jellyjack-spam]

wizart

[realpokemon]

there are too many pokemon breeders just giving children eggs what the hell

tbh its kind of insidious as a practice to hand out "mystery eggs"

like. if you're a little kid with your mom and someone offers you a "mystery egg" for like 300 pokédollars? the parent thinks "this pokémon is going to be a tiny newborn anyway" and the kid thinks "wow anything could be in this egg" and creates an imaginary world where they get their favorite pokémon in the world of course.

but what this really does is ensures that neither of them are actually materially or mentally prepared for whatever pokémon hatches. then they either have to spend a lot of time and money adjusting their lifestyles to this new pokémon. or, more likely, releasing it and it gets turned into another pokémon's lunch

[mysweetoddbird]

sorry but once you notice how often ppl use a southern accent as shorthand for being unintelligent you can never unsee it. classism is baked so deeply and why are you acting like anyone who talks the way my grandfather talks is stupid.

[istilldontlikemyusername]

I was about to say a southern US accent before remembering: we do this too.

Rural accents being mocked as unintelligent is a global thing. And like OP said, it is classist.

[bowlifecomics]

It makes me happy when they listen

[cheap-pink-mints]

[bowlifecomics]

YES. YES YES YES THANK YOU

[a-pea-sized-dan-1]

First the master regenerated into missy ..... Then we got Jodie Whittaker

Then the master was a person of colour ..... And we got Ncuti Gatwa

The master is in a gold tooth???

Logically the new doctor should be this guy

[madhatter0309]

BEHOLD

THE NEW DOCTOR

[ivipl1]

[jellyjack-spam]

always great to see that someone with rancid opinions is already on your blocklist!

unfortunately I wish the block feature worked better

[rydengg]

nobody is immune but some of you are… concerning susceptible… 😟

[angerydome]

This is a completely non partisan post btw.

[solo-wing-alex]

[maemaybe]

I don't know who my intended audience is here, so whoever needs to hear this, I am begging you to learn to participate in conversations that are about things you aren't interested in.

Part of socializing and having friends is being a good listener even when you don't actually give a shit about the subject.

Your are hurting other people's feelings when you bluntly respond with "Anyway..." and then change the topic.

It can not always be about your preferred topic.

You are being rude. Yes, even if you are neurodivergent. You can be both autistic and rude.

[calliyx]

[orpheuslament]

terrifying when you watch a movie or a show or whatever & youre like that was fun but it felt a little redundant they didnt need to hammer the point home that much & then you go online & theres thousands of people going that was so weird i did not get it what did that mean google.com ending explained please?

[magicmooshka]

latest comic idea i came up with while talking to @missiletoe: ratatouille but instead of a rat who can cook it is a frog who writes the most amazing yaoi. it is titled "frogjoshi." everyone says, "how can a frog write yaoi? what does a frog know about gay love?" and yet, she writes the most beautiful BL stories of all time. a world-renowned yaoi critic reads her novel, and is moved to tears having been reminded of the first yaoi she ever read, long ago, before she even knew what yaoi was. she demands to meet the author. they bring out the frog. roll credits

[magicmooshka]

guys it’s real now

I made it into a very silly zine and you can print one too for free

[thethirdromana]

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

[queer-crows-nightmare]

[byoldervine]

Fanfic is a great way to practice self-indulgence while writing. It doesn’t even have to be good, it just exists purely for your pleasure, be a little freak about it. Worry about quality and what other people think when it comes to works you intend to publish in a formal setting

[frozenwolftemplar]

Okay yeah sure but what if you consider AO3 to be a formal setting?

[doesnotloveyou]

you show up to AO3 in a pressed suit, polished shoes, briefcase in hand, ready to keep minutes at the four hour discourse meeting.

I drag myself to AO3 in my sweats, no bra, hair up in a thing, hastily shod flip flops, looking for a cheap coffee and a sandwich.

boss pays us the same: 2 kudos each, and one unhinged commenter to share

[astraldemise]

theres too many pokemon games where you play as a kid whos full of life and full of potential. there needs to be a pokemon game where you play as a college dropout who lives in a shitty apartment

[astraldemise]

your starter pokemon are trubbish, rattata and glameow. which symbolise the trash you keep forgetting to take out, the rats living in your walls and the stray cat you keep trying to befriend but it keeps hissing at you.

[astraldemise]

[astraldemise]

you guys dont get it its not supposed to be dark and edgy its supposed to be living in a mundane setting and slowly rediscovering the wonder in the world by going on a journey with a magical trash bag that is your friend, its about love and recovery and coping with the stress of your adult life with your friend who is made of sentient garbage

[bedrock-to-buildheight]

I’ve never been so attached to literal trash before

[sudorm-rfslash]

[pokefuseme]

I am similarly attached to the sentient trash. Can't wait to take him on little adventures

[nomadiclegends]

[meowsapow]

"Friends with benefits" and the benefit is being my friend :)

[meowsapow]

We can also fuck nasty or whatever