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if i keep talking politics I'll be hamilton without the hit

[stasikiero]

My children 😭🤧💔

[ghoul-mortician]

I like to collect headlines that read like a time traveler’s last desperate gambit at fixing reality

[secondbeatsongs]

Visit Original Link

“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed

[pucket]

[transfemininomenon]

YOU’RE STUBBORN, JEANS STOLEN, NIGHT ROWING

THINK YOU’RE BABY?

[senshimeshi]

HEY AND YOU, AMAZING, BUT YOMBER, SO CLAYBE 

[mossdragon]

my gf crafted this with lots of care for yall. pls enjoy:

[secondbeatsongs]

losing my mind over this

[itsmaddienow]

I’m going to upload this to youtube as an unlisted song and then add it to my dad’s playlist

[secondbeatsongs]

@itsmaddienow I mean, it is very much already on youtube

[bread-loaf-heart]

5 YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF SO CLAYBE LETS GO

[flareonfloof]

happy seven years of claybe

[secondbeatsongs]

woah

[strideofpride]

“In North Korea, there’s no sun. They got rid of the sun. Cause communism”

[strideofpride]

“In North Korea, there’s no garbage on the streets. Another tragedy begeted by communism”

[napoleonyaoi]

Pyonyang liberated by the US i made in response to a tweet complaining of the "orwellian" lack of litter and homeless people on the floor

[qqchurch]

[fagalnewbie]

[aromanticbastards]

[nintooner]

for a better tomorrow

[hotvampireadjacent]

[discodyke-dogthing]

traditional family values are actually a conspiracy by Big Abuser to make more abusive parents

[midnightssea]

Excluding the crucial fact that office jobs pay you an income….if staying home to raise children and do chores and bake bread was really so much easier and more joyful than working in an office on some objective level, why aren’t men doing it? Why aren’t they chomping at the bit to be ~leisurely house husbands~ to a working wife? Why aren’t they stepping up to depend solely on someone else’s income in exchange for round-the-clock domestic labor, if it’s really as blissful and their propaganda suggests? Curious.

[midnightssea]

Thank you! This is such an important reminder.

[gayvampyr]

stop glorifying and romanticizing weight loss, especially attained through illness

[anteater-enthusiast]

[transmechanicus]

​lookin right down both barrels of that thang

[headspace-hotel]

This is the last thing an ant ever sees

[memewhore]

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

Woman murders man in broad daylight

[theknightinslippers]

[movedclonekisser-deactivated202]

I gave a victorian kid some sour patch kids and he sprinkled a little bit of cocaine on it as casually as you would salt before even taking a bite

[fullmetalfisting]

Last night I had a dream that I was a MAN having sex with a WOMAN and for some reason I had a peach in my hand and I was rubbing it on the woman

[fullmetalfisting]

[kaijuno]

look at my distinguished and handsome son 

[kaijuno]

He’s literally

:3c

[jestersudz]

I gave him some cheetos

[kaijuno]

He loves them

[handweavers]

my late stepdad was italian from calabria and he taught my mom how to swear in the language much like how my dad taught my mom how to swear in punjabi and malay so whenever she gets road rage she starts shouting at people in an insane incoherent combo of italian-punjabi-malay. she is irish canadian