We need to get outta here

The names Josie! 20, Him/his. Disabled but not disadvantaged. Into punk rock, nature, longboarding, games, gym, and the occasional drink or two.

[filenames]

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[mijo]

[tittled]

[polynesia-deactivated20240207]

why are u guys american

[thivus]

sorry

[punishedspiderman]

OP said american not canadian 

[thecybersmith]

PLEASE UNBLOCK ME THIVUS, I’M SORRY FOR OPENLY FANTASISING ABOUT CASTRATING AND ENSLAVING YOU!!!!!

[bard-like]

fellow DMs listen to me.

if one or more of your players roll to seduce: own it. It’s world building. It’s character building. Sex ain’t a free action. Bring that fucker to the bedroom. Think about your NPC’s sexual traits. Roll dexterity. Make your players roll constitution saves. Give them challenges. If they don’t please the beast, go praying mantis on them. What’s weaker than a bard? A naked bard. Their AC has now been hella dropped. Maybe they succeed and all is well, but that displacer beast is clingy and keeps encountering the party.

So the next time some smug players seduces your encounter, you smirk and you turn the tables on them. :)

[bard-like]

NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL BIG DUNGEON ENERGY

[literallybyronic]

so can we get a link to the table or what

[parchmint]

compilation of the most powerful images

[gremlinizer]

baby time

[earthstory]

[the-ace-of-hearts]

I AM WEEPING

[remipup]

@bearie @bearie @bearie

[teenagerposts]

why he do dat

[canape-official]

[m1911s-and-power-rises]

Just literally handed everyone an L.

Legend

[pukicho]

soccer mom: “my child doesn’t fart” 

[officially-a-spaghetti-deactiva]

This is oddly specific for soccer mom talk

[pukicho]

This is directly after Helen told Katherina that her son has irritable bowel syndrome

[taakostan]

You reach hell’s gates and meet Cerberus but its heads are the McElroy brothers

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

now is this to say that it’s three human heads on a dog body, or are the three dog heads somehow super reminiscent of the mcelboys

[captainmolasses]

[gh0styt0ast]

Preach

[aniki-price]

[idkhowbutipanicked]

March 22 2019 is gonna be CRAZY

[antisocial-astronaut]

There’s no op because this post was sent from god himself

[intotheloonaverse]

supernatural got cancelled today op was right

[brightdarkly]

Every woman in every Disney/Pixar movie in the past decade has the exact same face

So when I saw this picture for the new Pixar movie Inside Out,

at first I thought the characters were three women and two aliens, but after seeing the trailer I realized the purple and red things were supposed to be dudes. After tracing their faces, I figured out why I was so weirded out: 

The two male characters have extremely distinctive face shapes, while the three female characters basically have the exact same shape; round with a small nose.

Now everyone has read about the Elsa/Anna/Rapunzel face debate, but I wanted to see just how far this face thing went. And boy does it go far.

I took pictures of both male and female characters from recent Disney/Pixar movies:

And then traced both of them. Look at the diversity of male face shapes:

AND THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING RIDICULOUSNESS THAT IS SHOWN HERE:

WHAT

THE

FUCK

Just take a second to scroll up and look back at the original pictures in case you think I’m joking. 

Apparently every Disney woman is a clone/direct descendant of some primordial creature with huge round cheeks and a disturbingly small nose, because there is no other explanation (yes there is(it’s lazy sexism)) for the incredible lack of diversity among these female faces.

DISNEY.

WHY DOES EVERY WOMAN THAT YOU HAVE CREATED IN THE LAST DECADE HAVE THE EXACT SAME FACE SHAPE? AND DON’T TELL ME IT’S BECAUSE WOMEN ARE HARDER TO ANIMATE. STOP ASSUMING EVERY WOMAN HAS A ROUND BABY FACE AND A SHORT CUTE BABY NOSE. YOU CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. 

TL;DR: Boys in animated movies have faces that are square, round, skinny, fat, alien-looking, handsome, and ugly. The only face that girls get to have is some round snub-nosed baby face. That’s not right.

[queeranarchism]

I lined up the noses once more to drive home a point.

[ilyone]

This is what annoys me most with Disney/Pixar. It reinforces the idea that men can be charismatic in various ways, but women need to conform to one narrow model to be considered beautiful. 

[bananonbinary]

dreamworks often has this problem too (look at the women in httyd) which leads me to believe animators genuinely find noses and chins as a concept unattractive. which is just. really weird. we’re headed towards a platonic ideal woman where her face is completely flat

[roseverdict]

BEHOLD

THE “IDEAL” WOMAN

[themountains-arecalling-myname]

Have you considered

[roseverdict]

look i’d have made that reference bc i’ve seen images of that before but like

what even is it

where is this from

[warriorangel4god]

M O I S T U R I Z E. M E.

[dr-gloom]

we’ve come full circle people

we’re back to the original trash fandom references

be proud

[drinkspill-deactivated20210201]

2017 better be nice to my mom

[drinkspill-deactivated20210201]

2018 better be nice to my mom

[drinkspill-deactivated20210201]

2019 better be nice to my mom

[bi-trans-alliance]

Methodist Churches Across US Are Publicly Rebelling Against Their Leadership’s Anti-LGBTQ+ Stance

[sorrynotsorrybi]

I grew up in an lgbtq+ inclusive Methodist church, and even though I’m not Christian now this means so much to me. That church helped me accept myself and I’m glad so many congregations are working to counteract the damage their leadership has done.

[doujinshi]

why is it always dumb people that use freedom of speech in the wrong context?? like freedom of speech is from the government, you still gunna get ya asswhooped by your peers. 

[ya-boi-luffy]

Freedom of speech is an amendment created by the government to protect people from idiots like you

[doujinshi]

you about to look like booboo the fool who didn’t go to school, because freedom of speech was an amendment created so the government couldn’t censor it’s people. It don’t just include speech either, it was so people could petition, have freedom to chose what religious values they want, and to be vocal about opinions without government dictation, it had absolutely nothing to do with social stigma. maybe if ya ass wasn’t watching one piece during third grade government your ass would have learned something.

[yeehawlw]

me telling my wife we’re having a kid: :’) you’re gonna be a milf

[buzzfeed]

Ed O’Neill Didn’t Realize He Took A Picture With Britney Spears Until A Day Later

[mammamia-kalokairidrift]

I have this theory that Britney is one of those celebrities who can like… turn it on, nd can choose to have that aura about her, and when she doesn’t want to be ~Britney Spears~ she can just turn it off again

[foxhack]

I saw this comment and had to reblog it. She really does. After the therapy she went through a few years back (because of all the messed up things she had happen to her growing up), she’s a regular mom who also happens to be a musical superstar.

Look at her in the photo. She doesn’t even look like glamorous. She looks like… a thirty-ish year old mom who sits down and watches Ed O’Neill on TV every week after helping her kids do homework. Perfectly average.

And that’s a good thing. I’m glad she’s happy now.

[libertybill]

Britney is the best.