Please do more bucci gang headcannons i take anything!
a/n: I just got this and was going to save this for last, but I couldnโt sleep last couple of nights and started thinking all of the general hcs for bucci gang I have . So, here it is !!
WHY DID THIS TURN OUT SO LONG ???!
warnings: sfw and nsfw hcs (will be separated), giorno x mista shipping, light abba x burno and fugo x narancia, mentions of risotto team.
General Bucci Gang Headcanons
sfw
starting with my love for giomis. mista canโt sleep without having some weight on him, and somehow mista can convince giorno to sleep on top of him when theyโre together. giorno wonโt admit to mista he enjoys it just as much as he does
abbacchio canโt stand white wine. he only likes red and occasionally rose but only on special occasions
fugoโs way of calming down is to bake stuff, i think his favorite to make would be lemon squares for some reason
talking about lemons, despite his name meaning orange, narancia has a skin allergy to citrus fruits. he can eat them but if the juice gets on his skin it will get broken out and all
burnoโs love language is remembering his loves one favorite things and giving them gifts related to those out of the blue like its just another tuesday, he will also do the same on special occasions
burno definitely helps abba put his crown thing on everyday
trish, fugo, and giorno definitely have to force mista to have proper hygiene
not saying its bad but it probably only showers once-twice a week and only brushes his teeth when they feel yucky
abbacchio loves soap operas not those crime drama ones he hates those but those dramatic cheesy ones with evil twins and shit
bruno on the other hand loves crime drama ones especially the lifetime movie ones
mista and narancia FYCKING HATE modern day mtv
narancia is somehow the only one of all the men who does in fact use 3 in 1 shampoo
mista used to use 2 in 1 until giorno came along and stopped him
burno has whole skin care routine
narancia hates the smell of axe body spray
itโs really most fragrances but axe is the one he hates the most
mista thought axe body spray was a replacement for showering for awhile
so did abba when he was a cop but thats a whole another can of worms
narancia looks like the type to collect coins and bills from different countries
bruno knows how to make excellent home made pasta, he def learned it from his father
trish makes fugo go shopping with her because she canโt mista and giorno to go in public for something like that
fugo collects different types of bugs specifically butterflies and moths
trish is pompompurin girlie tell me im wrong
mista is the my melody person of the group
btw abba is badtz-maru, narancia is kuromi, bruno is hello kitty, fugo is cinnamoroll, and giorno is keroppi
i know risottoโs group is supposed to hate brunos but i just know abba and prosciutto are friends who got together every couple of mouths to play poker/cards
fugo favorite animal crossing character is marshall
donโt get me started on the other members of the gang favorites
mista, narancia, ans trish definitely would force the others to see the barbie movie
abba sneaks out to see oppenheimer-
nsfw (hopefully this is short)
abba definitely has a dick piercing (idk which one but he does)
mista wants one
mista has collerbone piercings tho
fugo would have a tongue
(why arenโt this nsfw bc abba with a piercing got thinking about the others)
abba definitely uses his stand to replay his partners orgasms
fugos stand has definitely come out/started appearing when he was horny once
if you know of my one piece blog i once talked about how law would definitely use his devil power during sex (he can remove limbs, hearts, switch bodies, and switch places with things with it) same goes to bruno
heโs used his stand power on his partner, unzip their head off and-
fugo is the type to fuck in a library, on multiple occasions
feel like all of them would be into food play
especially fugo and bruno
i know for fact that giorno has asked mista โis that gun in your pants or you happy to see meโ and its 50/50 chance of mista having his gun in the front of his pants or not
WHY DOES GIORNO DO THIS I DONโT KNOW ???
i think the whole mista needs to have a weight on him to sleep is also a sexual thing too. I feel like he likes to have his partners on top him when doing the deed ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
*cough* fugoโs into bondage *cough*
do you think giorno can use his stand powers on cum?
bruno and abba have strong cucking/voyeur vibes. one likes watching the other fuck someonex but its not like bruno is into abba fucking someone, its both of them. both are into seeing the other fuck
hands down, abba is consenting head pusher. he will only push a persons head during a bj if they consent to it
all these mfs are consent kings/queen btw
fugo might be into cnc tho
why am I making fugo the kinkiest
narancia doesnโt get shit, i feel like he would be very asexual in my mind like he makes sexual jokes and all but hes not really into it and all
someone here is into wax play but I donโt know who- well we know fugo probably is but abba maybe
WHY AM I MAKING FUGO THE KINKIEST HES TRAUMATIZED NOT HORNY AH
mistas into biting and face sitting
also collars-
mista biggest no no is car sex because you know-
WAIT- no I think fugo would still be into library sex despite what happened
melone invited abba and bruno to a sex club once
also maybe a strip club
prosciutto and abba kept making bets on who would get fucked up the most, etc
my timezone is cst (american central standard time)
because of school, work, and other stuff like fixations request can take some time
what i write
headcannons
imagines
scenarios
other discussions bc I like to talk about random shit
things I donโt write
stuff incest, p*doph*lia, abuse, cnc, watersports
angst can be hard so i barely do it
ships bc I donโt really have any ships from jjba I like (its only giornoxmista, prociuttoxnero, and like whatever the stone ocean group has going on)
I donโt write for characters like cioccolatta (you know why), secco, and pesci. I also donโt write very minor characters like sorbet and gelato but I will talk about them because its fun to hc their relationship
other things
I write in the gender neutral format because I am nonbinary and all my homies deserve to enjoy fics and its actually really easy to do but I can write gendered stuff on the occasion
Character requests are limited to up to five
I will write in some form of ocs but if its too specific that I feel like its way to personal and I canโt get a feel of it, I wonโt do it
Hey there! Can i request Josuke with a s/o thatโs always eating / has something in their pockets or bag to eat, even if what they pull out cant logically fit in their pockets or bag.
a/n: Josuke would be impressed and I donโt know why
warnings: Nothing really
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you know how robert downey jr always had snacks on marvel movie sets that the directors incorporated into tony stark?
thats how I see this scenario
his s/o ALWAYS has some snacks
they were jackets with a bag of chips in one pocket and the other has some gummy worms or some shit
okuyasu definitely bugs them to share with him
the duwang group canโt find them ? they go look at any convenience stores around the are and sooner or later theyโll find them stocking up on snacks.
the group will talk about the shit happening and sudden hear loud chip crunching
its the s/o holding a bag of family sized chips
with no way of hiding it
everyones annoyed but wondering how they got it
josuke simultaneously impressed but takes the bag from them saying theyโll get it back later
his s/o just takes it
i also imagine josukes form of love language for them is getting them their favorite snacks
also to spoil them by buying them their snacks once in a while
tomokoโs just happy they arenโt eating all of their food
4&13 not sfw prompts for our baby josuke?? i honestly relate with you, josuke is just miam we love him <33 ty !!
a/n: yall really like to kill me, also this was very fem at first but it turned gendered netural so all my homies can enjoy this. also I wrote this in a normal writing format no hc/bullet point format so, tell me how I did.
warnings: not sfw, hinted at sex, hand over mouth, foreplay, hinted at voyeurism/forced masturbastion
prompt(s): 4) โYouโd better be quiet if you donโt want to get caught.โ + 13) โTouch yourself for me.โ
nothing can explain how this started. one second you and josuke were playing playing video games. the next you two were mouths on mouths, hands on skin. nimble fingers tugging, pulling, sliding oh so down
it took until you started tugging at his jacket for josuke to pull away from you whining.
โwhat? youโre no funโ his lip pouting.
at this point you were in his lap, hands wrapped about your waist โjosuke, please. too many layersโ
he laughs before he started pulling off his jacket and white shirt leaving himself in his yellow undershirt
โseee thereโ he teases before pulling you over and tugged on your clothes. โnow, itโs your turnโ
he tugged you in to kiss you. his hands went to your shirt and pulled it off then they went down to your waistband. your hand stopped him.
โhey,โ he soothes, his hand shooting up to cup your cheek. โIโm sorry did I take to far?โ
โno you just shocked meโ his eyes looked for anything in yours. he saw nothing out of the ordinary.
โAre you sure?"
โyes, josukeโ
Thatโs when he put a hand behind your head, the other on the small of your back, and turned you over and on to the ground. โgoodโ
kissing your neck as he shimmied whatever you were wearing down your legs. he smiled against your neck hearing you mewl.
his hand palmed your most sensitive area making a moan rip through you. โhey, heyโ
he putting his hand over your mouth. โYouโd better be quiet if you donโt want to get caught.โ
right his mom was in one of the next rooms. she could all the expletives her son and his ๏ฟผpartner were doing at this very moment if she was close by. you nod as he moves his hand away from your mouth.
his hand currently on your underwear moved to removed them as he gawked in the most lowkey way possible.
โwow,โ he breathed as he flicked his eyes to yours from above. โitโs like the first time all over againโ
he chuckled seeing you try to curl up into yourself and to cover your face. his hands going to stop you. โhey, why are you embarrassed?โ
you didnโt answer, he knew why. he liked seeing the effect he has on you by the saying things like that. things that will have you bothered in more ways than one.
โyouโre embarrassing. you know thatโ
โoh, so Iโm embarrassingโ his hand started gripping one of yours that was going to cover your face, then he started dragging it down. way down. โokay then, touch yourself for me.โ
I just found your blog and ahhhhh i love it so far!!! Can i have Abbachio with a s/o who doesnt dress up/fancy and then one mission theyre in this gorgeous outfit, please?
a/n: hey did you guys know that Abbacchio eng va his own fan part of jojo before he voiced Abbacchio (itโs called Blood Sun Vendetta or BSV)
warnings: me being slightly horny for Abbacchio also Abbacchio being slight horny-
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Abba wondering which timeline hes in
yknow that tiktok sound from SpongeBob where it goes โwhen worlds collide, you can run, but no can hideโ
hes so confused that his s/o definitely is wondering hes okay and starts waving their hand in front of his face
I donโt if italy has casinos but the mission is def related to something like that
sitting on his lap while he plays poker
hanging on to him and kissing his cheek at that spinning ball thing the fuck is it called? (the only situation I can explain is that scene in one piece at the beginning of dressrosa when luffy and some others are in a restaurant in disguises and these people try scamming the new blind admiral by telling hit didnโt land on white and luffys like nah it landed on white-)
ANYWAYS
the two of them get hella drunk right
things get handsy
bruno is facepalmming but he canโt stop them
hes so happy that narancia and mista are at the slot machines and out of site of them
because bitches would be gawking
Abba definitely start doing some risky bids bc of it
the horn dog part of his brain has taken over
I mean when hes with his s/o when hasnโt taken over
Sorry for going on hiatus right after I started this blog, but now my motivation is bad and Iโm remaking some of my carrds and getting back on writing (i deleted my black clover, kpop, and incorrect quotes blog bc I had zero motivation for them)
Might make a new blog for current fix idk but I will be posting something soon so stay tuned for that ๐
Henlo ๐ฅบ I saw your requests were open ๐๐ can I request a scenario or headcannons (whichever you prefer) Josuke and his s/o would do on alazy sunday morning?
A/n: iโm such a Josuke Simp that this makes my brainrot worst-
warnings: fluff, swearing, and gender netural
(I know Iโm on hiatus but I wanted to get this out)
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Who gave this motherfucker the right to be this fine
Josuke gives me sleep ins until 12 and plays video games for the rest of the day vibes
But if itโs a sunday with his s/o thats a different story
Imagine Josuke going all out to make breakfast for him and his s/o
Boyfriend/Husband Josuke is just *chef kiss*
btw which one do you think likes better, waffles, pancakes, or french toast (koichi gives french toast vibes while okuyasu gives me waffle vibes istg)
ohhh, the backhugs- I want backhugs from Josuke and to backhug him now
I know, you said lazy sunday morning but my brainrot is making this not but I swear Iโm trying
I can see you two just lounging around watching movies
Ahdjeej the intimacy of taking a bath together and the both of you somehow fall alseep
Josuke gives me will blow dry your hair for you vibes (I mean if you want but im just soft and want to have intimacy with Josuke)
The little soft kisses and touches he would give you ahdjdjd
I need to stop Iโm getting too soft-
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a/n: someone needs to tell him to stop being so fine wtf
I want to comment how I requested this from my personal blog, and the gif that was posted came from this blog (my writing blog) and I'm ๐๐๐คฃ I got a notification in this blog that someone used a gif from my blog through the gif finder in the app. AND I got the notification in my main blog that my ask had been answered ๐คฃ๐คฃ that's nuts!
Anyways, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WRITING THESE!! I LOVED THEM
Okay, so, I'm ace, and you know what ? THANK YOU FROM WRITING JOSUKE X ACE READER โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ You're the third person (litteraly) I see writing that, and... That makes me si freacking happy, so thank you very much โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ
Oh, youโre welcome. I donโt see a reason not to write for the lgbt buds, Iโm pan myself so I see it necessary to represent my fellow lgbts.
I donโt know if this is the right place to ask this but could I get Josuke x Asexual reader Headcannons please ๐ฅบ๐๐.
A/n: I know, my last josuke thing before this was real fucking horny, but itโs okay for you guys to request for asexual stuff and Iโm super sorry if I donโt do this correctly Iโm not ace myself but Iโll try my best
warnings: swearing and me trying to write for my ace buds and failing
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You guys know damn well Josuke and Okuyasu are probably the biggest allies to the lbgts after Jolyne and Hermes
So, he would support the fuck out of you
Heโll love you no matter what
Heโd also never ever pull anything to make you comfortable
(Even if you werenโt asexual heโll wait to do anything with you until you were ready and consents anyways)
The romantic soft intimacy between you two is so cute
He would care about you so much and try to make you feel comfortable
Idk what else to say but lets just say Josuke would be a great person to be in a relationship with
Henlo ๐ฅบ I saw your requests were open ๐๐ can I request a scenario or headcannons (whichever you prefer) Josuke and his s/o would do on alazy sunday morning?
A/n: iโm such a Josuke Simp that this makes my brainrot worst-
warnings: fluff, swearing, and gender netural
(I know Iโm on hiatus but I wanted to get this out)
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Who gave this motherfucker the right to be this fine
Josuke gives me sleep ins until 12 and plays video games for the rest of the day vibes
But if itโs a sunday with his s/o thats a different story
Imagine Josuke going all out to make breakfast for him and his s/o
Boyfriend/Husband Josuke is just *chef kiss*
btw which one do you think likes better, waffles, pancakes, or french toast (koichi gives french toast vibes while okuyasu gives me waffle vibes istg)
ohhh, the backhugs- I want backhugs from Josuke and to backhug him now
I know, you said lazy sunday morning but my brainrot is making this not but I swear Iโm trying
I can see you two just lounging around watching movies
Ahdjeej the intimacy of taking a bath together and the both of you somehow fall alseep
Josuke gives me will blow dry your hair for you vibes (I mean if you want but im just soft and want to have intimacy with Josuke)
The little soft kisses and touches he would give you ahdjdjd
I need to stop Iโm getting too soft-
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a/n: someone needs to tell him to stop being so fine wtf
okay, so I know I havenโt written on this blog yet but Iโm going on Hiatus for a little bit as Iโve been stresed out, canโt write for the life of me right now, and Iโm starting school again soon but I promise to write some requests while Iโm gone as Iโm in the middle of one at the moment and it should be out soon
but while Iโm on hiatus if you want to talk to me my twt and insta are linked through my carrd so you can talk to me through those
