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that one thing of sanitizer that always just

[ID: a crudely drawn two-panel comic showing a generic figure with a sanitizer pump bottle. in the first panel the person prepares to get some sanitizer, saying “carefully…” and in the second panel they press the pump, blasting a stream of green sanitizer way past their hand.]

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Nebraska man asks oil commission: Would you drink water contaminated by fracking?

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Put them muh’fuckas on the spot.

confirmance

*sees bug*

Me: (ง'̀-‘́)ง

*bug moves*

Me: ε=┌(;･_･)┘

jawbone-the-tenth

Hey, if we’re mutuals don’t forget that:

You can ask for my Skype

You can ask for my Steam

You can ask for my Discord

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You can kill me in one hit

solardivulger

*walks around my house looking for scissors while making a scissor motion with my fingers*

rtrixie

Develop a roomba that reacts to being petted and you’re going to make bank with millennials

heatandapathy

Don’t forget to give it a little screen so it can flash up emoticon faces.

*bump into wall* >_<

*gets pet* :3

*low battery* ;_;

*stick on a ledge* D:

*sucks up something it’s not supposed to* >:3c

zforzelma

I loathe how badly I want this.

shmreduplication

There’s a lil food delivery robot at uc Berkeley campus that does this and one spontaneously combusted last week and the students had a candlelight vigil on the middle of finals week

todaysbird

have you guys ever seen a hummingbird in its nest

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thyrell

bapy…

tentacleteapot

The holidays take a dark turn as a crisis unfolds in our household

tentacleteapot

reblog to help him get off the chair, like to help him jump onto another surface

demilypyro

good thing this here internet box exists. back in the 12th century or whatever i would have had to shout my bullshit from the window

demilypyro

me hanging out my window in the dead of night, 1127 AD: I HAVE TWELVE TOES AND SEVEN EYES

a guardsman, already aiming for my nuts with his crossbow: SHUT YON FUCKETH MOUTH

kylos-manbun

When it’s days past the nsfw ban and there’s still pornbots everywhere

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shadowgale96

I had to learn more about this little guy. Turns out this is a voiced over video for comedy. His name is Wilfred Warrior. He’s a Chinchilla Persian from London, and he has an INSTAGRAM.

Although He looks like a sad goblin, He is very loved

And very happy <3

hinny-of-neighvale

I feel better now knowing the cat wasn’t actually being yelled at or mocked.

betti2024

I’m crying again

dajo42

the new d&d sidekick mechanic is so fucking funny

any monster of cr1 or lower can be your friend who is either a warrior, expert or spellcaster

like yeah hey this is my literal fucking lion he knows vicious mockery and loves me

dajo42

whats up my names meginara the tiefling warlock and this is my awakened shrub who can pick fucking locks

dajo42

hey guys you remember that boy king we freed from bandits and subsequently befriended? well i thought our team could use more damage so i taught him how to use a battleaxe. yes i know hes seven. its perfectly legal. hes the king and he says so