I put the hot in hot mess

| california born and bred | 10.15 | single pringle | i'm cute as hell, which is incidentally where i came from |

[dyscodike]

[samael]

me, constantly

[valtsv]

person who has/works with kids: *talking about how much they hate kids*

me:

[lizclimo]

look for the helpers 

[the-droll-empress]

[awholevarietyofstuff-deactivate]

When you hear promises you’ve heard many times before…

[prasejeebus]

Me: I’m going to bed early tonight so I can get enough sleep and wake up early and feel refreshed.  Me at 2 am laughing at memes in bed:

[ymirsbian-deactivated-deactivat]

hey gamers

how do i add a gf to my inventory?

[amaniaclikenoiz]

You don’t! She’s obvs not an item, but a new party member, so maybe you were looking in the wrong menu all along ?

[ymirsbian-deactivated-deactivat]

[madamspeaker]

[mamalazzer]

The new Star Wars trailer looks amazing

[finsngils-deactivated20210213]

Why is she holding it like a wand

[southernalchemy-deactivated2019]

Because she’s a fucking witch, Grant.

[gracestealingcastiel]

I don’t care what this is but I’d love some context

[svinto]

i wish there wasn’t such a stigma around being proved wrong, bc it’s a part of life, no one can be right all the time. if we didn’t feel as much shame about it i think a lot of things would change a lot faster

[feminismandhappiness]

we all need to practice saying “I hadn’t thought of it like that” “I hadn’t seen it that way before” “I must have misunderstood the first time I heard about it” “if I had known those facts I wouldn’t have thought like I did”

[wagcaps]

[gunpowder-tea]

real lgbt solidarity

[dontbeanassbutt]

list of things that shouldn’t exist

fire ants

mosquitoes

list of things that should exist

dragons

[dontbeanassbutt]

how to have a nice body

step one: look in mirror

step two: identify body

step three: nice

[orchestraordie]

guys at my university I have a part time job where my sole responsibility is filling up the piano humidifaction systems with water

I literally am a piano waterer & tbh I kinda feel like I’m thriving

[orchestraordie]

I feel like I need to add that I carry around this water jug that kinda looks like a regular watering can and when people ask me what I’m doing I just say “watering the pianos” and walk away

[memewhore]

[hospitalplant]

i think about this every time i use tinder

[femmesapph]

ruby + text post (again)

[peerieweirdo]

at the end of each ep of queer eye when the dude shows off his new look to his family and friends

[momandpopmusic-blog]

[adrenaline]

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