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leonard | he/him | over 18 | all opinions are my own

[itisiives]

[ilovedirt]

[anukfilli]

i was trying to make a meme but i fucked up the audio layering and

[kira-serialfaggot]

Listening to happy music to get through the disassociative episode

[aberrantemotion]

this feels like adhd with depression

[death-before-ignorance]

[africaafrika]

West Africa | Fulani woman.  Burkina Faso

Source

[flippantsmeagol]

I came back home and this cereus cactus bloomed while I was gone.

[nat111love]

Spartacus: House of Ashur ↳ Season 1: Episode Ten

[antigoneprogone]

[scoffs] You couldn't PAY me to jack off to Brian Griffin! [remembers the state of the economy] Well, you could, but it would have to be a four figure amount. [remembers to be honest to myself] Three figures. [remembers not to devalue my own labor] Four figures.

[mercurymusing]

The real question here is what the Brian Griffin modifier does to your price point here.

Like. In the "pays you to jack off to [subject]" market, there are some entry terms. How much would you require just to jack off in a way someone would pay you for? Is it in person? Is proof required? Video? Where's your comfort zone and where does the risk-reward of this kind of thing being discovered balance?

Once you figure out your "pays you to jack off" base price, you've got to ask yourself the big question. Is Brian Griffin the most objectionable part of the exercise? Do you actually care what you're looking at once you've made it far enough to be masturbating for money? Are you going to raise your price a token amount for the principle of it or for any particular shame around the family guy dog? Or do you just set a flat price for anything that doesn't cross a higher weirdness threshold?

And if you're really enterprising, you've got to ask yourself more entrepreneurial questions. Is there a Brian Griffin jack off market? Is this something you can get paid to do again? If it secures an ongoing patronage or opens up a wider customer base, would you actually lower your initial price for the family guy dog? Jacking off to Brian Griffin once is a single opportunity, you've got to secure the highest payout you can. Jacking off to Brian Griffin repeatedly? Maybe that first hit gets a discount to get 'em hooked.

You can estimate your personal Brian impact without working out the rest by substituting other characters. How much for Peter? Lois? Stewie? Quagmire?

[yorgen-sh]

[sayhelloanimalfriends]

this is the first time in my life i thought oh i hope there’s music

[comicaurora]

I had to read a Heinlein book for a literature class on sci-fi and it was HORRIBLE and the only thing that got me though it was thinking "it's time for more Deep Thoughts With Heinlein(tm)" what a strange man this author was...

my working theory is that the most foundational works of literature in a given genre are the ones that inspire the most concepts and tropes that are carried forward in the genre and this inspiring property is frequently because there is, to simplify, something deeply wrong with them

[non-cannon]

So, uh... following that train of thought... what's deeply wrong with the Lord of the Rings?

[comicaurora]

Johnald Ronald Rolkien Tolkien built fifteen different elvish languages and wrote poetry in all of them and you ask me what was wrong with him

[redstonedust]

some people like to get mad at disability benefits because they think its unfair people who dont work get a payout from the government while they have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week. but if you tell them "yeah that sucks i think you should also get a universal allowance and not have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week" thats apparently the wrong answer.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[bogleech]

Doing this benefits these species tremendously. They can become so rare over such a vast area as people destroy the only plants they can eat, every single one that survives makes a positive difference!

[sea-slug-daily]

Pelagella longicornis

Image source: https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/344827558

[nextlevelsmp3]

[sistersorrow]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[rigorwhoretis]

Princess Diana 1988 in a tailored dinner suit with an emerald green waistcoat

[shamebats]

I can't believe people in the early 00s were telling me "girls don't wear suits" when the people's princess herself was routinely rocking outfits like this...

[sennamaticart]

First artfight of the year! Atlas for @ezlo-x

[sceptixfakemon]

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

[sceptixfakemon]

im never leaving this hellsite

[sceptixfakemon]

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

[sceptixfakemon]

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

she thinks she's drinks