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@jpartfleet714
simongerman600
Would You Rather…
Look like a waiter in a crappy restaurant in the middle of nowhere in all black concert attire
OR
Look like a flight attendant on a second-rate airline with white tops and black bottoms concert attire
(plays the guitar)
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad
(aggressively headbangs)
I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEAAAART
a flourishing anus and happiness for you too
OH.
Why Accent Marks Are Important In Spanish Lesson 1
@killapunk
Reblog for a prosperous anus this 2017
here’s for 2019 anal flourishing
December 31, 2017
November 20, 2018
“but that does not stop there, you don’t just achieve something and just stop it”
PMA is here to stay for good.
the three pillars of gay music are 80s music, pop punk music, and showtunes
if i may,
I mean...I don’t necessarily agree or disagree with this...it’s right but it’s also an extreme generalization.
full offense but we will rock you by queen is 10000% a gay rights anthem and straight people dont have any rights to the song sorry :/
“Buddy, you’re a young man, hard man Shouting in the street, gonna take on the world someday You got blood on your face, you big disgrace Waving your banner all over the place”
like how can u hear that verse and think its a song for hetties idk how much more obvious it can be :/ :/ :/
Y'all big mad in the notes
Actually every song by Queen is a lgbt anthem
Don’t Stop Me Now is the bisexual anthem to end all bisexual anthems and you will not change my mind
Heteros are really pressed in the notes keep reblogging this
Why are they booing this post, it’s right
Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy–gay men’s anthem
Don’t Stop Me Now/Bicycle Race–pan/bi anthems
You’re My Best Friend–lesbian anthem
Mother Love–aro/ace anthem
Killer Queen–trans ladies’ anthem
Princes of the Universe–trans lads’ anthem
I’m Going Slightly Mad–nonbinary/genderfluid anthem
I Want To Break Free–everyone’s coming out anthem
Perfection is an Illusion
When you are one with the music
Luvs it
WHO IS SHE
ALONDRA DE LA PARRA
#a warning to anyone out there attracted to women#she looks great in a tux
Her big dramatic gestures are probably actually really useful to the musicians, who must also continue to look at their sheet music. The broader gestures make her easier to see in their periphery.
I was wondering about how the players deal with having to split their focus
@ladynox @thefingerfuckingfemalefury get alerted to women in suits content
11/10 a good doggo posing for his hooman’s insta
Yall forgot the final product.
there’s a website where you put in two musicians/artists and it makes a playlist that slowly transitions from one musician’s style of music to the other’s
it’s really fun
lady gaga -> napalm death takes a weird detour through epic rap battles of history
This is actually really useful for finding music that’s in between genres that I wouldn’t know to look for.
This has nothing to do with books but it’s COOL
Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one
Mood to the max!
Tubular af
groovy, i hate it
Things my brother has said to me since I’ve come out
Bro: You can’t say you’re pan if you’ve only dated cis-boys Jess..
Me: Then you can’t say you’re straight since you’ve never had a girlfriend
Bro: touche…
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Bro: so you like girls?
Me: yep
Bro: so youre gonna get a girlfriend?
Me: maybe
Bro: NOW I GOTTA COMPETE AGAINST YOU TOO??
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Bro: wanna bet on who kisses a girl first?
Me: sure… $10?
Bro: okay
Me: sweet…cough up the money because i already kissed three
Bro: WHAT?? WHO?? you whore…No but seriously who because we only have like 2 lesbians in our school….
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Bro: I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HEAR ONE MORE PUN ABOUT YOU AND KITCHENWEAR IM KILLING YOU
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Brothers friend: so your sister is pan?
Bro: yeah?
Friend: what’s that?
Bro: basically she’ll date anyone
Friend: think she’ll date me?
Bro: ew no, dude she has standered still..
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Bro: so…how was narnia?
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Mother: i dont want you going to (insert friend)’s house because you’re pan and they are too
Bro: shes 18 mom AND you had no problem with it before jess was out
Mother: yeah but-
Bro: and they’re both girls so its not like even if something DID happen she wouldn’t get pregnant or anything
Mother: yeah but-
Bro: just let her hang out with the one friend she still has
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Bro: *is complaning about something* Thats so ga- OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY IT SLIPPED
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Bro: *shows me a picture of a girl* do you think shes hot?
Me: ew no
Bro: I AM TRYING TO GET YOU A GIRLFRIEND STOP BEING PICKY WOMAN WE LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE THERE ARENT THAT MANY OPTIONS
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Me: *is complaining to my brother about this dude on campus* -anyways hes so not my type
Mother: but youre pan and ‘youre attracted to everyone regardless of gender’ so you dont have a type
Bro: thats like saying because i’m straight i like every girl mom…she can be pan and have types you limp lettuce
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Bro: do you think grandma will freak out when she finds out you’re queer?
Me: hopefully
Bro: sweet…..can i tell her??
Me: no?
Bro: dammit…
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Bro: *is playing COD online in his room* Guys seriously stop saying the F slur
Bro: Seriously i dont care about your kill streak, i will shoot you
Bro: NO SCOPE! I warned you!
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Bro: you know what my favorite part of you being pan is?
Me: what?
Bro: you’re no longer grandmas favorite…now i get all the money/food
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Bro: aw fuck
Me: what?
Bro: what if you get a girlfriend one day and she breaks your heart? i can’t punch a girl!
Me: no thats okay-
Bro: HOW WILL I DEFEND YOUR HONOR???
This is so sweet actually
@zaiyo
YOU LIMP LETTUCE
Im always gonna reblog this because 1. The learned support is awesome. 2. This boy is an absolute humorous gem. 3. Sibling support ftw (with the a healthy dash of competition)
I wish i had that kind of relationship with my brother tho
“HOW WILL I DEFEND YOUR HONOR???”
wish i had a bro like that
As a pan woman, this warms my heart. And makes me laugh lmao
I’m so jealous. I might make a version on this with my brother, is that alright op???
おめでとう、東京。