stay classy planet earth

I find myself really interested in the thoughts of people, that's why I want to educate some day. I'm a storyteller, a reader, a theologian, a historian, and a cheap comedian. I'm brutally sarcastic but I will cuddle you until you're sick of it. Honesly I'm a bit of an enigma. I don't even understand it most of the time.

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

[melonmemes]

[catchymemes]

[badsciencejokes]

Fill that void — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/3bgPEEX

[star1v]

;_;

[meanplastic]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

toph was shown easily bending a meteorite that sokka gave her, meaning that toph can bend any dirt regardless if its from earth or not, meaning toph couldve definitely bent the moon and the only reason she didnt do it was out of respect for sokka and his ex gf

[phonsekal-laure-deactivated2023]

Toph doesn't know where the fuck the moon is

[fuckrealityihaveablog]

Sokka: My first gf turned into the moon.

Toph: Okay, okay, stop. I keep hearing about this “moon” thing and I don’t know what it is.

Sokka: Oh, right. Um, so it’s basically this big rock in the sky that we can see at night, and it affects the ocean and waterbenders and stuff.

Toph:

Sokka:

Toph: There’s a ROCK in the SKY?!

[square-enix]

i hope this email finds you a broken husk of a man

[viole-n-t]

[theshallowest]

[theshallowest]

[itskarmalone]

So that explains why I found this...

[pancakeke]

OK I have watched MANY videos and here it is for all you kids to learn your viral/meme video history, here are some premium vintage meme fodder:

Hampster Dance (1998) Rejected (2000) All Your Base (2001) Tidus Laughing (2001) The End of the World (2003) Badger Badger Badger (2003) Hyakugojyuuichi!!! (2003) GI Joe PSAs (2003) Llama Song (2004) Banana Phone (2004) Ddautta (There She Is!) (2004) Charlie the Unicorn (2005) Cillit Bang (2006) Caramelldansen (2006) Metal Gear Awesome (2006) Leekspin (2006) Marissa Stole the Precious Thing (2006) The Mysterious Ticking Noise (2007) Powerthirst (2007) Paffendorf (2007) Splash Attack (2007) Caipirinha Dance (2007) I Take a Potato Chip… (2007) Nico Nico Douga Medley (2007) Ronald McDonald Ran Ran Ru (2008) Danjo (2008) Giga Pudding (2008) The Ultimate Showdown (2008) Balsamic Vinegar (2008) Sakura-Con Commercial (2009) Shamwow (2009) Slapchop (2009) OK GO- Here It Goes Again (2009) Stu Making Chocolate Pudding at 4 AM (2010) HEYYEYAA (2010) Galo Sengan (2011)

There are probably more that I’m missing. Some of these videos are part of a series (GI Joe, Potter Puppet Pals) and I didn’t count shitty videos like those idiot laughing babies.

[bleutempete]

Oh my fucking god, I was a retro memer

[pensivelyplayfulme]

I can’t believe we’re already calling Charlie the Unicorn vintage, I feel so old

[pancakeke]

Charlie the Unicorn would be in 6th grade if it was a person.

[augustsun]

GI JOEEEEEE

[etrosgate]

and don’t forget these classics

They’re Taking The Hobbits To Isengard (2006) Numa Numa (2006) The Gummy Bear Song (2007) The Duck Song (2009) White & Nerdy (2009) Trololo (2010) Nyan Cat (2011)

[theultravioletcatastrophe]

Anyone remember Mr. T Vs Unicron (2003)?

[kingknife-deactivated20200302]

FUCK

[pure]

can’t believe there’s no mention of the most iconic of them all: WTF Bomb, ima firin my lazar, and Ninja Info Cards

[stripesandteeth]

How could this list not include the greatest 2007 meme of all time, the dramatic reading of a break up letter???: https://youtu.be/MBHOL1PcPR8

[drawyourocslikethis]

What about - 

Chocolate Rain (2007)

Fork in the Garbage Disposal (2007)

I Can Break These Cuffs (2008)

Do You Like Waffles? (2008)

Fukkireta (2010)

Spitting While Kissing (2011)

Navy Seal Copypasta (2012)

[tamhonksss]

Here’s some more

My Roflcopter Goes Soisoisoisoi (2004)

Kitty Cat Dance (2004)

Fast Food Rockers (2006)

Shoes - Kelly (2006)

Geddan (2007)

Neurotically Yours (Foamy the Squirrel) (N/A)

Tunak Tunak Tun (N/A)

[weaponizedhorse]

Someone add lllams with hats. I can’t believe potter puppet pals is 10 years old now

[moriahari]

The ancient times

[masqueraccoon]

Llamas with Hats

[stokerbramwell]

Wow I managed to miss a few of these back in the day. I’m not sure whether I regret that.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

the navy seal copypasta could not POSSIBLY have come out in 2012. there is no FUCKING way.

[haunted-hideaway]

When I was in college, I downloaded the hamster dance WAV and made it my alarm sound. Imagine waking up every morning to that for years lol

[hydro-dragon]

How has nobody linked LEEERRRROOOOOOOOY JJEEEEEEENNKIIIIINSSS?

[thepookah]

I swear I read the words “Hamster Dance (1998)” and aged ANOTHER twenty years, my god

[catchymemes]

Credit: @thejenkinscomic

[fuckyeah2000s]

[catchymemes]

[murhuedur]

[jpostwashere]

Three years have flown by, here's to many more. This anniversary was definitely less exciting and more stressful than our last two, but there's no one I'd rather have by my side when facing these uncertain times. Hopefully we'll be back to adventuring again soon. For now, here's a picture from back when we could still go out and be with our friends and family. @tangy_taylor #sappyanniversarypost https://www.instagram.com/p/B_Q--4CBx5Q/?igshid=wzlrcg3nl1cv

[catchymemes]

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

[jerkwillems]

freshman year vs senior year