Bootz

[airikki]

That’s rough, buddy.

[whitepeopletwitter]

The bean jar

[barreboy]

[My Chemical Romance voice]: When I was…. a young boy… my Father… had what he called the bean jar…

[iridescentoracle]

have i mentioned recently @allieinarden is the best

[roslin]

error: ability to form speech not found

[joshuallyman]

tag yourself

[the-mighty-upside-down-pyramid]

I will continue to call The Creature “Frankenstein” and no force in Heaven or Earth will impede that.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I also laughed at him totally deliberately calling attention to the fact Victor isn’t a real doctor because he dropped out of college and built a guy out of corpses

[neonthebright]

He punched the lycanthropy right out of wolfman

[wackd-archive]

did he just throw ygor out a window

[root-deer]

This is it this is my favorite video in the whole wide world

[menherafemcel]

he taps

[hullaballoons]

HELP I ACCIDENTALLY STARTED A PRESIDENTIAL CONSPIRACY

I MADE THIS WEBSITE LIKE 6 YEARS AGO ITS FAKE

EVERYTHING ON IT IS FAKE

I MADE IT ALL UP

AND NOW??????? 

I DID THIS????? THIS VERIFIED FB WOMAN WANTED TO BELIEVE JAMES BUCHANAN THE 15TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES REALLY RAISED PYGMY GOATS IN THE WHITE HOUSE ROSE GARDEN??????

AND NOW??????????

SOMEONE HAS PUBLISHED IT?????????????????????? IT COSTS REAL MONEY???????????? NONE OF THE FACTS ARE REAL SOMEONE HELP ME

[valiantparadox-deactivated20191]

someone made a prezi

someone informed a classroom that James Buchanan was first choice over Sacagawea

[hullaballoons]

I know it’s so bad like how did this happen I just cannot believe

[mouthfullofsxnd]

All I can say is that I couldn’t ask for a better representation of the American education system tbh

[abaratianinthehereafter]

Okay but like…Gail Collins is not just a “verified Facebook woman”. She’s a columnist for the New York Times.

You literally trolled over a million people.

[harbourseal]

I A M D Y I N G

[medie]

oh god, this is fantastic.

[demenski-deactivated20220503]

history is written by shitposters

[firew0man-deactivated20181203]

Historians are gonna be so confused in a few decades.

[whitmerule]

you say that like we haven’t been dealing with this shit for two millennia

[theflashisgone]

I’ve definitely heard the thing about the rose garden goats presented as fact before.

[jrm-boots]

I feel like a spare part, like I'm no one's priority. Like I could disappear for a week and no one would really notice I'm not there. I have no one to ask me how my day went

[jrm-boots]

I just really wish he wanted to talk to me as much as I want to talk to him. I feel like all our conversations are me trying talking to him, and him trying to end the conversation with me. He always wants me to leave him alone. I always want him to stay, and he's always itching to leave. And then he says he loves me. He says I'm his priority. But I never feel like it.

[terezasuniverse]

You can’t spend the best years of your life waiting for somebody to love you back.

8pm thoughts (via unisex)

[rcktpwr]

i think turtles are a big threat to our national security

[swampnert-deactivated20170515]

may i ask why

[rcktpwr]

no

[tatertodd-perished-deactivated2]

[jrm-boots]

My heart should hurt and I should feel broken, but I feel hollow instead and that's sad

[asmallmadhope]

know what’s wild? that the trope of like “my father always wanted a son so he treated me, his daughter, like a boy” is so popular and like lowkey loved, but if you ever saw a mother who talked about how much she wanted a daughter instead of a son, or if she treated her son like a girl, like??? people would think she’s awful and that poor boy??

damn wonder why that is 😒

[asmallmadhope]

i was high af when i wrote this but it’s still true

[jrm-boots]

My Nan was desperate for a girl, so she grew my dad's hair long and took photos of him in dresses.

[tastefullyoffensive]

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When you’re a big baby and don’t care who knows it. (via axeeel)

[byrneing]

worst cooks in america is genuinely one of my favorite shows 

[blackfairypresident]

people wonder why i want sex work decriminalized. because when an adult consents to sex in exchange for currency, i deserve to be protected if im assaulted. if i agree to set terms and a client violates me, they should be prosecuted without me or other sex workers fearing for our own freedom

now i cant do anything. i just have to block his number, keep doing survival sex work and pray i dont get hurt anymore.

please support your local sex workers. protect us. help spread our voices.

[blackfairypresident]

yes this is ok to reblog!! pls share!!