hayden the handsome

he/him✨️ one day i will rise above my master.

[jrspellcaster]

hello. i am Hayden the Handsome. i am a self made wizard apprentice. i specialize in all kinds of magic because i am simply full of awesome power. i made this blurg because it has become apparent that while i am proficient in my studies i suppose i need to, "get out" more and "socialize with my community."

DNI LIST:

apprentice wizards. i neednt be distracted by mere wizardlings.

fake magic users (you know who you are.)

seasonal wizards. (not real.)

harry potter enjoyers. you smell.

subpar mages. again i neednt be distracted, by wizardlings.

twinks.

spong pob the sensational

barns the noble (i hate this bitch)

twinks

gandalf (ive seen those "big naturals" and i have nothing kind to say.)

cheese cummers

[jrspellcaster]

as you may recall. my familiar was cursed with Being Slightly Longer. i was not too worried about the aftershock of such queer curse. however i am now angered, i am irritated and i refuse to be cursed. such insults to my craft will not be tolerated. one day i will be a powerful grand wizard and i will smite my previous tormenters. i am looking for a divine healer who can reverse this curse upon my familiar.

[jrspellcaster]

the gathering of my coven....soon.

[jrspellcaster]

greeting. i have returned from my wizardling walk of Knowing. i am still only an apprentice spellcaster but i have earned my wand. thank you to all my supporters.

[jrspellcaster]

my curse has been lifted!

[blaxolt]

*curses you with a different curse*

[jrspellcaster]

fuck.

[jrspellcaster]

my curse has been lifted!

[jrspellcaster]

I've been allowed back into the tower!

[jrspellcaster]

Kid they got me locked up -Mr The

Sir! Whatever could you mean ?!

[mrthespellcaster]

I have been stuck in jail…. The fog went well, too well as I got lost in it and then arrested

[jrspellcaster]

By the bog, my goodness..how could this happen.

[mrthespellcaster]

I request your aid in these dire circumstances

[jrspellcaster]

The fancy cups.. I'm sold.

[jrspellcaster]

Kid they got me locked up -Mr The

Sir! Whatever could you mean ?!

[mrthespellcaster]

I have been stuck in jail…. The fog went well, too well as I got lost in it and then arrested

[jrspellcaster]

By the bog, my goodness..how could this happen.

[jrspellcaster]

Kid they got me locked up -Mr The

Sir! Whatever could you mean ?!

[jrspellcaster]

You dont know where your cakes are.

[shittest-wizard-ever]

Do you know where your cakes are?

[jrspellcaster]

Of course I do.

[shittest-wizard-ever]

Well, where is it then?

[jrspellcaster]

fuck.

[jrspellcaster]

You dont know where your cakes are.

[shittest-wizard-ever]

Do you know where your cakes are?

[jrspellcaster]

Of course I do.

[jrspellcaster]

You dont know where your cakes are.

[jrspellcaster]

The whales are coming.

[glittermagic4ever]

hey everyone!! just wanted to say that you guys really need to be asking ur orbs before u pounder them :| sometimes ur orb won't be in a mood to be poundered and that's ok!!!! respect ur orbs boundaries!!!!

[jrspellcaster]

This goes to say unless you and your orb have a Free Ponder kind of relationship.

[jrspellcaster]

sup loser i’m gonna curse your familiar cus i’m bored and wanna curse something byyeeeeeeee

how could you do this!

[blaxolt]

yup, cursed them with the curse of being slightly longer.

[jrspellcaster]

i suppose this is not too bad.. hrm. however i cannot tolerate such disrespect... soon.

[jrspellcaster]

sup loser i’m gonna curse your familiar cus i’m bored and wanna curse something byyeeeeeeee

how could you do this!