Not A Porn Bot

or a bunch of bee’s in let loose in a starbucks I am definitely a human person

[iconicpopstar]

if these were natural eye colors, which one would you like to be born with?

Pink

Red

Violet

Gold

I would keep my current eye color

Other (say it in the tags or replies)

Voting ended onFeb 16, 2023

[iconicpopstar]

pls reblog if you vote

[gayturians]

[asgardian-viking]

List of People who could use this:

-Trans women (cosplayers and non-cosplayers)

- Cis Women who feel too shy to actually show off their chest but still want to pull this off

- Cis women with small chests who also want to be true the characters.

-  Pretty much any dude who wants to cosplay as a female character

- Anyone who wants to piss off Travis

[avocados26]

Reblog to piss off Travis and support trans women + male cosplayers

[violentdevotion]

someone in the UK threw eggs at Charles and was arrested and has been banned from openly carrying eggs in public and has since been sent death threats but their statement on the matter was so fucking good

[hey-hamlet]

“rent lowering gunshots” this, “we can’t let them know we like it here” that, i think everyone is just having fun posting cringe

[hey-hamlet]

you, you get it.

[shanblackwood]

two of them

[catchymemes]

University students in the Philippines, who were directed to create their own “anti-cheating” hats to prevent them from looking at their peers’ papers during midterm examinations, came out with unique ideas

[valentineish]

Teenagers continue to be the masters of malicious compliance

[jamscandraw]

one of my fave character design things will always be characters with pointed/animal-style ears that move according to their emotional state

[jamscandraw]

this. this is what peak performance looks like

[iphisesque]

men in the ancient mediterranean were like "im gonna show some thigh rn" and no one stopped them

[pekingopera]

$44 billion ...

[catchymemes]

[cecaeliawitch]

????

[pileofknives]

If you photograph the trains the terrorists win

[ragemovement]

Terrorist buying a train calendar at a Cracker Barrel: fuckin got em now

[pileofknives]

Oh wait I forgot, this is basically what happened with Darius McCollum.

[chemicalheart-deactivated202009]

What the fuck

[pileofknives]

[kylehasatumblr]

Reminder to never cooperate with the government on anything, because they WILL fuck you.

[spooniestrong]

A Weird Trick to Get Doctors to Listen to You — Pain News Network

By Crystal Lindell, PNN Columnist There’s a lot of advice out there on how to get a doctor to take you seriously. Most of it is wrong. Lu

This ABSOLUTELY works.

I have used this for many years. Definitely b do it.

[genderqueerpond]

This article was super long-winded so I screenshat the important part

[spacelazarwolf]

the fact we’re responsible for getting doctors to “lower their defenses” in order to literally just do their jobs is ✨INFURIATING✨

[rattledazzlebones]

Kind of obsessed with the tumblr Twitter account

[darthmelyanna]

[kahuna-64]

🌊🌊🌊🌊

[cchanticleer]

ur just minding ur own business and it hits u

[cchanticleer]

going straight for the jugular huh

[flockofdoves]

i’m screaming..

social media is really so much

[deelgathor]

[boffin-in-training-deactivated2]

pay attention to the last sentence lads

[wolfythewitch]

wow i havent drawn actual canon lore in a while 

[kiefbowl]

I love when people are like “I can’t believe you reblogged that despite their user name, icon, bio, and last twenty posts” bc to me my dash is the only part of this website and I’m not slowing down to look at urls you could all be the same person

[twisted-little-fairy-story]

#spiritual successor is people being like why didnt you read my pinned before you reblogged!!!#dude i am not. i am not vetting every blog#i am here to backread for 45mins and rb 30 posts in a row and disappear#tumblr life