Jude

Occasional lil goth elf 21 | He/Him | Kory <3

[soukyan]

[cipheramnesia]

I like getting fucked Ratatouille style, pull my hair and tell me what to do.

[ms-demeanor]

Saucy Linguine.

[cishetlessfashion]

Heres my battle dress so far! It's a concept I've wanted to bring into reality for a long time and I'm very happy with the results

[teathattast]

me as a parent

[detectivehole]

walking up to random doors and tugging on them and saying "i can't. it's locked" out loud to no one to fulfill my dreams of being an adventure game protagonist

[randynewmansjungle]

[flipchild]

this is how I pack for trips

[evilnicegirl]

trying to do anything on edibles

[blackcvrrant-deactivated2023060]

i cannot believe i haven’t seen anyone share this modern b. dylan hollis on tumblr yet

[chuckling-chemist]

[godtiermeme]

WHAT THE FUCK, JEFF?

[evilkitten3]

how to figure out which member of your family is an alien

[pityboy]

affirmations for when you have to send emails

[gendergenius]

envious of fictional characters who experience catharsis through public outbursts as i have internalized everything i will ever feel

[chaotic-queer-disaster]

people are absolutely EVIL about the boundaries of “picky eaters”. no, they do not have to try it. yes, they can know they don’t like it without having eaten it before. no, they probably have not suddenly grown a taste for the food they’ve said they hate. no, they probably are not going to like it in the Special Way This One Place Cooks It. yes, you are being a bad friend if you try to “trick” them into eating it anyway

[sepulchritude]

Things that actually help picky eaters try new things:

“Do you want to try this off of my plate?”

“It’s made of [ingredients], I think you’d like [x part]”

“If you want to see if you like [x food], this is pretty good representation of it”

“You won’t like this, it tastes like [description]. Do you want to try it for fun?”

“Do you remember trying/have you ever tried [x food]? This is like that, but [differences]”

“I think you’d like the taste of this, but the texture is iffy. It’s [description]”

Make sure there’s other food they can eat if they don’t like the new one

And most importantly, build trust with that person by listening to them, showing that you take their concerns into account, and being cool if the answer is no. No is always an option. This isn’t something you do once, it’s a pattern you have to stick to if you want to establish that you are a safe person when it comes to food stuff

Basically: offer the food, explain what’s in it and why you think it’s worth trying, and then be cool with the answer you get. No pressure, no trickery, just be straight up with people

[loofandtimmy]

[bat-bestie]

how am i supposed to function under these conditions [sleepy]

[memorycycle]

this video has firmly lodged itself into my brain like i cant stop fucking saying cinnamon snails cinnamon snails while performing tasks. ill experience literally any minor inconvenience and the OH NO will ring out in my brain. my nickname in every discord server is cinnamon snails now

[shelter-wood]

there's a tortoise at work and he's 30 years old and I love that he's 30 years old because I can look at this animal that is 3 years older than me and go "does the man want his appy slices??" and he hustles over cause the man do want his appy slices

[penny-anna]

A problem w being on tumblr is I'm completely desensitised to the urls you get on here. I'll send someone a link to a completely innocuous post I think they'll like & not until they're like 'what the fuck is this' do I notice that I've linked them to shreksbiggreencockandballs dot Tumblr dot com or smth. :/

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

My absolute favourite variant on this is when people debate a Big Topic that's full of such incredible insight and expertise and then someone goes "I agree with analcrusher69" and you scroll back up and yep

[grayve-mistake]

Thank you for the input becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys, I agree

[ancientsstudies]

Could willingly waste my time in it.

[slavic]

[suicidal16oldgirl]