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Questions I Ask Myself While Watching Pretty Little Liars

Season Four/Episode Four

Face Time

Why doesn’t Hanna just listen to Caleb?  Why don’t we ALL just listen to Caleb?!

Who told them that Senior Year was supposed to be the best year of your life?  That’s ridiculous.

What has Melissa worked so hard on to get this job?  Have they ever even told us what she does?

Should these detectives really be investigating Wilden’s safety deposit box in front of Hanna and Ashley?  It seems unprofessional.

Is it just me, or does this detective look like a Grown Up Raggedy Ann doll?

Why was Malcolm just allowed to run out of that bookstore? Ezra and Maggie can't watch him worth shit. 

Is Toby about to go talk to the old guy from Up?

How is Melissa not able to see Spencer and Aria staring at her through this window? 

Are Emily and Paige allowed to be at the school pool at night?

How can these cops be so on top of a false domestic violence claim against Emily’s parents, but not all these murders that keep happening?

Favorite Outift:

Hanna’s newspaper shirt and blazer.

Also, Aria’s art deco top.

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Questions I Ask Myself While Watching Pretty Little Liars

Season Four/Episode One

A is for A-L-I-V-E

How does Mona know how to take apart cop cars? 

Why did you guys leave Toby in the woods?  And why isn’t he leaving the woods now before he’s seen by these firefighters?

How did Red Coat find Playground Children that look exactly like the main characters?  Did he/she raise them him/herself?

Why does this gift basket look like somebody already went through it and took out all the good stuff?

Is it fair to ask Mrs. DiLaurentis if she ever PERSONALLY saw Ali’s body?

Where can I get Mona’s jacket? 

What’s with this horrid sweater and Beetlejuice pants?

What do you think this guy needed before Mona waved him off?  Did she bedazzle that sweater herself?

Why are all these people pretending they liked Wilton? 

So...Toby just dropped off the RV, is he going to walk home?  I feel like he should have planned this better.

Favorite Outfit:

Hanna’s Lipstick Blouse and Shiny Red Pants.

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Questions I Ask Myself While Watching Pretty Little Liars

Season Four/Episode Blarg

A LiAr’s Guide to Rosewood

Was the intention of this recap episode to make me question all the choices I’ve made in life that resulted in me becoming involved in this show? 

Remember when they originally cast this creeper as Toby?

Why haven’t there been more Caleb/Hanna shower scenes?

We’re all going to die, aren’t we?

Why did I watch this whole thing?

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[emmyc]

Some Disney comics I made for a mini zine years back but didn’t post all of them online anywheres! Here you go.

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Most families just get portraits taken...

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These are, glitteraly, the most uncomfortable looking socks I've ever seen.

[mysterymellie]

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#itstheremixtoignition (at Shake Shack)

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hades isn’t a badass. hades named his three-headed-guard-of-the-underworld-dog spot. hades whispers to his flowers to make them grow. hades grows fruit. there’s no sun in the underworld.

hades isn’t a badass. stop saying this false thing

[oldcicadahymns-archived]

#hades probably double knots his laces

[zenosanalytic]

In myth, Hades’ most remarked upon traits are 1) how responsible/reliable he is, 2) how sober-minded he is, 3) how dedicated, implacable, and long-remembering he is, and 4) how boring and grim most of the other Olympians think he is to be around. Oh and notably, that if you play him a song he likes, he’ll basically give you anything you ask for (though not without conditions.)

Hades is, canonically, a gigantic nerd. If they’d had train sets, he’d have been the Olympian who collected train sets, meticulously corrected with exacto knife and hobby-paints the errors toy-makers introduced to those train sets, and then endlessly talked about those train sets to anyone sat next to him at thanksgiving dinner (when he wasn’t trying to rope them into an interminable discussion about gardening or divine law, that is.)

He’s the sort of god who frequently handed out punishment like giving someone a million-piece puzzle where every piece is shaped the same, that resets itself at the start of every day if you don’t complete it, and then he keeps the last piece on his person at all times as a secret private joke for eternity because he finds you personally distasteful (not even because he’s mad at you or hates you particularly; he just doesn’t like you as a person)

He is. A. Gigantic. Nerd.

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He’s also like one of the only gods who is faithful to his wife. And he listens to her like when she asks for a soul to be released and he’s like “But honey, the rules.” And she just gives him that look and he goes “Yes dear,” and lets the soul go with the easiest freaking instructions ever in a myth. And the human still fucks it up. Not his fault Persephone, not Hades’ fault this time.

Essentially, Hades is sorta like the accountant suburban dad who collects really specific figurines and gets really grumpy when people mess up his lawn. Do you know how hard his wife worked on those roses? He is calling his attorney. Oh wait, he is also an attorney.   

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*gets excited about the story i’m going to act out in my head before i fall asleep*

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Questions I Ask Myself While Watching Pretty Little Liars

Season Three/Episode Twenty-Four

A dAngerous gAme

Why are the Cavanaughs still not having anyone pick up their mail? They must really want to disappear.  How long before their house gets foreclosed on?

Can we please burn Aria’s entire outfit and start over?

Why can't we just all agree that this relationship isn't nearly as hot anymore now that he's not your teacher? 

Why would she wear her worst outfit for this break up? Did she think it would make it easier for him? 

Is one of the rules of Team A that you have to wear a lot of eyeliner?

Where did Hanna get all these nice head shots of everyone? 

Why is Spencer trusting Toby so quickly?  I wouldn’t.  But, I understand her need to have danger sex with him, so I’ll allow it.

Also, why does Spencer always wear this specific shirt for Sexy Times?

Where do Spencer's parents think she is?

Is there anyone in the world better than Hanna?  I’ve never loved her more than I do at this moment.

What the fuck what the fuck?  COME ON!

What exactly was supposed to happen here tonight if things hadn’t gotten completely fucked?

Favorite Outfit:

Spencer’s gown for the party that never happened.

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Questions I Ask Myself While Watching Pretty Little Liars

Season Three/Episode Twenty-Three

I’m Your Puppet

How did Maggie manage to get Malcolm picked up or dropped off or watched before Ezra showed up?

What’s your damage, Ella?

How is it that Spencer gets admitted to CrazyTown and all the doctors are fighting over who gets to fuck her?

What's with these trees sticking out of their drinks? 

Am I the only one that thinks it’s possible that Ali punched herself in the face during this flashback, just to make someone else look guilty?  I wouldn’t put it past her.  But then, there’s a lot of people that wanted to punch Ali in the face, so it probably was someone else.

Why hasn’t anyone told these girls that no one wears these Candy Striper uniforms anymore?

Why are you standing against the door like that, Aria?!  That’s scary as hell!

NO ARIA.  Does she not understand that Malcolm will tell his parents that some weirdo in a hoodie picked him up?  Why isn’t she telling this karate lady to call the police?

What kind of fucked up carnival is this? 

Did Wren and Eddie maybe have a thing going on?  There seems to be a lot of jealous tension in the air.  And I bet this nurse knows the WHOLE story.

Does the Haunted Baby Wing of Radley have a wind machine?

Why aren't we talking more about how involved Melissa is with Ali’s death? 

Do you think the real reason Caleb is so sad is because of Hanna’s ugly pants?

Favorite Outfit:

Aria’s coat.

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When you play the Game of Thrones, you win or you pop. #accc #alamocitycomiccon #gameofthrones (at Henry B. Gonzalez Convention Center)