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striders

kind of a milf.

striders

none needed brother

viejospellejos

What the duck?

humanbeanisnotamused

[Description: the video is captioned "Find the duck game", and we see several blindfolded women in hijabs groping around an enclosed ring while spectators look on, cheering and laughing . After a few seconds the camera pans so that you can see the duck, who is waddling around, casually yet resolutely resisting capture. Periodically the women collide with each other. They do not find the duck. End ID]

elvashayam

#it is a beautiful day in indonesia and you are a terrible duck

tags via @humanbeanisnotamused

your-fave-hates-jk-rowling

YOU hate JK Rowling!

lochnutmonster

instigatorjosten

Teen wolf came out just a feewwwww years too late for this to canonically make sense so i need you to pretend for a second but!

Really funny concept i just thought of where Nicky is obsessed with Teen Wolf (obviously? cmon now) . He even makes Aaron watch along and eventually Andrew and Kevin get dragged along.

And so when Neil comes around, acting all innocent and shifty and paranoid, and having little slip ups of showing rage, and immediately looking freaked out he showed his anger so clearly… Nicky calls wolf. They all roll their eyes but Neil keeps acting like a freak with a big secret, hiding scars and constantly going on runs for fun, so they all slowly start to subscribe to the conspiracy.

Then one day Neil says he doesn’t wear jewelry and he prefers plastic over real silverware and they all just look at each other like 👀. cue them doing a twilight-esque “we know what you are” confrontation scene and Neil thinking Kevin remembers him goes “say it”. they say werewolf, neil laughs, drops the Nathan bomb, jaws drop, and scene.

the-inner-musings-of-a-worm

neil keeps cancelling night practices on the full moon, either for a valid purpose or a secret funnier option: he finds out they think he’s a werewolf and is willing to sacrifice a night of exy to commit to the bit

kevin is now very freaked out and concerned whether or not any of their games lie on the full moon, he even goes out and buys a lunar calendar to compare all the game dates. the game against the ravens is on a full moon and kevin loses it. wymack thinks they’ve all gone insane.