WiccedNotes

Crash course in eclectic witchcraft for me bc yeeeeeee

[freyjalestrange]

Acorn - Good luck, personal power, protection and wisdom. Dried acorns are a natural amulet for youthfulness. It's associated with the Sabbat of Litha and the element of water.

Angelica - Also called Archangel. It is a very powerful protection herb, healing, creates harmony and courage and helps in exorcisms. Aids vision. Element Air.

Apple - Garden magic, love, healing and wisdom, also vanity, marriage and beauty. Associated Mabon & Samhain. Element water.

Basil - Also called witches herb. Use in spells for Love, exorcism, wealth, sympathy, and protection. Associated with Imbolc. Aids astral projection. Element Fire.

Bay Leaf - Protection, success, purification, strength, wisdom and healing, also increases psychic powers. Element Fire.

Belladonna - Also Called: Deadly Nightshade. Toxic. Use for forgetting past loves. Protection, beauty and original flying ointments. Adds energy to rituals. Element Water.

Bergamot - Money, prosperity and sleep. Protects from both evil and illness. Good for luck and wealth. Increases magical power. Element Fire.

Black Pepper - Banishing negativity, exorcism, and offers protection and help with inner strength. Element Fire.

Blueberry - Protection of children, keeps evil out, and strengthens the aura. Associated with the Great Spirit. Element Water.

Calendula - Also called Marigold. Attracts success and justice in legal matters. Increases psychic/spiritual powers and aid prophetic dreams. Dispels negativity. Element Fire.

Cardamom - Lust, love, and fidelity. Sweetens the personality Use in handfastings. Element Water.

Chamomile - Love, sleep, protection and purification, also reduce stress. Use for meditation work and to attract money. Solar Magic. Element Water.

Cinnamon - Also called Sweet Wood. Use for Solar magic. Meditation and astral projection. Increases spirituality, success, healing, protection, power, luck, strength, and prosperity. Element Fire.

Clove - Use to protect, banish negative forces, and divination. Also helps with any teeth spells. Aids money and draws love. Element Fire.

Dandelion Root - Magical uses include divination, wishes and calling spirits. It also enhances dreams and works well in astral projection. Element Air.

Evening Primrose - Ideal for moon magic. Also use in love charms and to attract fae. Element Water.

Ginger - Increases magic power. Success, love, money and power. Element Fire.

Hibiscus - Attracting love and lust. Use in divination. Associated with lunar magic. Element Water.

Horsetail - Use for strength and resolve. Protection, cleansing and clearing unwanted emotions. Element Earth.

Jasmine - The herb of attraction. Helps prophetic dreaming, money and love. Element Water.

Lavender - Magical uses include healing, sleep and peace. It also promotes chastity and love. Increases longevity of life, tranquility and happiness. Element Air.

Lemon Balm - Also called Melissa. Love, success and healing. Aids psychic/spiritual development. Supports mental health disorders and compassion. Element Water.

Lemon Grass - Psychic cleansing and opening. Use in lust potions and when using Dragon Magic. Element Air.

Lime Tree Leaf - Healing, calm and love. Aids strength and tranquility, Element Air.

Marjoram - Use for cleansing, purification, and dispelling negativity. Also aids grief and sadness. Element Air.

Mint - Promotes energy, communication and vitality, protection and draws custom. Element Air.

Mugwort - Use for strength, protection and healing. Mugwort amplifies magic. Aids astral projection, and psychic power. Element Earth.

Nettle - Uses include dispelling darkness & fear,and curse breaking. Healing and protection and increases lust in partners. Renewal. Element Fire.

Orange Peel & Flower- Attracts abundance, luck. Love and happiness and strengthens divination. Element Fire.

Passion Flower - Attracts friendship and passion. Caming, peace and instills passion into stale relationships. Good for house blessings too. Element Water.

Patchouli - Used in spells for connecting with spirits. Money attracting, increases fertility and lust. Calming and peaceful. Element Earth.

Peppermint - Use for headaches and other forms of healing. Increases sleep and love. Use for increasing psychic power and divination. Element Air.

Rose - Use for divination, increased psychic power, love, lust and healing. Helps strengthen close friendships. Place around sprains and bruises to help them heal faster. Element Water.

Rosemary - Use in healing poppets and love/lust spells. Improves memory. Increases sleep, mental power and protection. Burn to help purification and removing negativity. Associated with faery magic. Element Fire.

Sage - Used for self purification and cleansing. Helps grief and loss. Healing and protection, also increases wisdom. Element Air.

Strawberry Leaf - Attracts success, good fortune, and favorable circumstances. Increases love and aids pregnancy. Element Water.

Thyme - Attracts loyalty, affection, and love. Increases good luck and psychic power. Drink in tea to aid sleep. Element Air.

Verbena - Psychic protection, peace and purification. Healing and helps depression. Increases beauty and love. Mind opening and clearing. Ideal use for exams. Element Earth.

Willow - is Used for lunar magic, drawing or strengthening love, healing, and overcoming sadness.. Element Water.

From the Herbal Grimoire by the blog The Wiccan Lady. Here's the link to the blog for the complete list and further reading:

Herbal Grimoire — The Wiccan Lady

[awakenedchaos]

My Cleansing Routine

I just posted a cleansing masterpost, but I thought I should make an addition by posting my personal cleansing routine! I’m going to write out in bullets what I do and give an explanation below them. Hopefully this is helpful!

Cleansing TO-DO List:

clean my space

take care of chores

smoke cleanse

meditate

self-love

gratitude

🔮 First and foremost, cleaning is probably the BEST thing to do when you’re trying to rid yourself of nasty energy. Having your space clean takes the clutter out of your mind, aura, etc. Clean space, happy mind. So, I start out with cleaning my room and taking care of any chores that I may need to do whether it’s making my bed, doing laundry, cleaning my bathroom, anything. Accomplishing those tasks can feel so rewarding and it really takes the weight off of your shoulders!

🔮 Smoke cleansing. I use either regular sage or white sage, it really doesn’t matter. Sage is sage. I do this straight after I clean my space. I also love to use sandalwood or dragon’s blood incense. From my own experience, they rid of any nasty energy that’s around me or inside of me.

🔮 Meditation. It’s something that everybody talks about and so many people hate. I didn’t like it for such a long time, and I thought that I could never do it. But I can. Meditation is so immensely helpful in all aspects of our lives. Spiritual and mundane, it doesn’t matter. It still helps. I love guided meditations that exist to assist you with balancing your chakras, clearing your mind, gratitude, breathing exercises, all of that. I also use energy work while I do meditation so that I can make sure there aren’t any blockages, especially in my solar plexus.

🔮 Self-love. I work with Aphrodite so this is an important thing for me that I also dedicate for her. She always tells me how I give myself a hard time and that I really need to calm down. So what she usually suggests to me is taking a hot bath or just a plain shower. It always makes me feel good on the outside and on the inside. I also sometimes just sit there and paint my nails or make myself some tea or cook some yummy food for myself. Feeling good is such an important thing and I think it’s amazingly beneficial and can change lives.

🔮 Gratitude. This one is quite short and simple. I have a gratitude journal which I like to write in, or, I like to write lil letters to the universe to just say thank you and sit there for a moment and appreciate all that I have now and all that I have accomplished.

[jules-mcbooles]

cinnamon honey self care spell

Before I get into it a note: I order my spells ingredients, instructions, witchiness, warnings, intents. read the ENTIRE SPELL RECIPE before you do it. its a NECESSITY. because these spells in particular are meant to be ingested and or topically applied to your skin, it becomes incredibly important that you know exactly what you’re doing.

Cinnamon honey anti-inflammatory mask: you need:  - 2 tbsp honey - 1 tsp (or less) of cinnamon - a dash of lemon - that spoon. the one. you know. you do: 1. drizzle the honey into a bowl, however feels right. either you get the feeling or you don’t, but try not to think too hard with your front brain. that’ll help. keep drizzling until theres nothing left on *the spoon*  2. the rest of the honey on the spoon? suck it off. i mean it. take a minute, contemplate existence, let that spoon stick out of your mouth. what are you doing with your life? the spoon doesn’t know. 3. dump the cinnamon on. be messy. it’s not a very neat spice. be mean to it, it certainly will not be kind to you. try not to get cinnamon everywhere. it does not take kindly to being strewn about. a contrary little thing, isn’t it? 4. fold the honey over the cinnamon gently like a little pocket in the middle over and over. once there’s not really a visible saturation of cinnamon in any one part of the honey, stir a sigil or two in there. the chaos and calm will fight each other in your mind do not fight the dichotomy. embrace it, and in so doing, embrace yourself and your own differences.  5. you need like only a few drops of lemon. it will brighten your face. it will loosen up the texture of the honey. do not use too much, it will quickly find itself burning your skin. it will not apologize. stir gently at first, clockwise only. slowly begin to stir faster, until you are near whipping bubbles into the sticky crap in your bowl.  6. stop. be kind to your spoon. thank it. smooth over the surface of the honey.  7. apply as desired to the face, or as specifically instructed below. lick your lips clean, they will be sweet. do not leave on surpassing 15 minutes. rinse with warm water, pat dry. blow a kiss at yourself in the mirror. you cast:  “Brightness of a summer day,  purity shall with me stay. lemon drops, and cinnamon pops, tie my tongue all day. may blessings drip like rain, let confidence surpass all pain, so shall the blush rise in my cheeks like blooming rose, let the fall absorb my prose.” You have been warned: -cinnamon has a tendency to burn sensitive skin. you only need a little bit!  -same with the lemon, but on a lesser scale. application//varies with skin sensitivity. cinnamon is a gentle exfoliant, it also tends to leave red patches on your skin (that’s what the honey is for) so if your skin is sensitive, gently apply the honey mask with the back of a spoon and do not exceed 7 minutes of application. your energy may be forgiving- your skin will not be. neither will the cinnamon. if not, rub! gently of course, in clockwise circles as they are facing yourself. focus on areas that are swollen, or breakout spots.  -this will make your skin pink-red. if youre going somewhere and using this to prepare, use it a few hours before leaving. you charge: i’ve decided it’s rather irrelevant to list you the associations of the spice, of lemon, of honey. yes they have their own, but work with those, not against them. honey is very pure. it is slow, it is sweet, it is warm comfort on a cold day.  cinnamon is harsh. it bites, is burns. it is hot in the way that it comforts, scares you with its intensity. lemon is clean. it is tidiness, it is smooth. it bites. bite it first. 

my association with this, the way I offer it and the way I use it has to do with how it tastes. it is strong. it lives in your skin long after you wash it out. it is a spell that changes, that heats with all that it has, and protects you from the coming cold. in my experience, Artemis is particularly fond of watching me make this. she adores cinnamon. Hestia does as well. She is wary of the lemon, though.

[oddlittlemiss]

Herbal Home Cauldron Simmer

A blend of herbs for protection, cleansing, and family togetherness.

🌱Cedar~ Purification, Protection

🌱Cinnamon Bark~ Protection, Raise Vibrational Energy

🌱Cloves~ Protection, Banish Negativity

🌱Lavender~ Calming, Loving Energy

🌱Lemon Verbena~ Purification, Calm Energy

🌱Orange Peel~ Happiness, House Blessings

🌱Rose~ Love, Family Togetherness 

🌱Rosemary~ Purification, Protection

Directions:

Add a small amount of water to your wax melt burner, cauldron, crockpot, or to a pot on the stove. Add the herbs. As the water warms, the herbs will begin to work their magic✨, filling your home with energy. Be sure to check water levels as the brew simmers and add more of the herb mixture as needed. ❤️

[itsnotuzi]

distractions:

learn to see your aura

palmistry(really cool blog in general)

dream interpretation

lucid dreaming

numerology

numerology-life path number calculator

online tarot readings

divination by tea leaves

runes(also cool site to buy things)

list of psychic abilities and forms of prophesy

[jules-mcbooles]

cinnamon honey self care spell

Before I get into it a note: I order my spells ingredients, instructions, witchiness, warnings, intents. read the ENTIRE SPELL RECIPE before you do it. its a NECESSITY. because these spells in particular are meant to be ingested and or topically applied to your skin, it becomes incredibly important that you know exactly what you’re doing.

Cinnamon honey anti-inflammatory mask: you need:  - 2 tbsp honey - 1 tsp (or less) of cinnamon - a dash of lemon - that spoon. the one. you know. you do: 1. drizzle the honey into a bowl, however feels right. either you get the feeling or you don’t, but try not to think too hard with your front brain. that’ll help. keep drizzling until theres nothing left on *the spoon*  2. the rest of the honey on the spoon? suck it off. i mean it. take a minute, contemplate existence, let that spoon stick out of your mouth. what are you doing with your life? the spoon doesn’t know. 3. dump the cinnamon on. be messy. it’s not a very neat spice. be mean to it, it certainly will not be kind to you. try not to get cinnamon everywhere. it does not take kindly to being strewn about. a contrary little thing, isn’t it? 4. fold the honey over the cinnamon gently like a little pocket in the middle over and over. once there’s not really a visible saturation of cinnamon in any one part of the honey, stir a sigil or two in there. the chaos and calm will fight each other in your mind do not fight the dichotomy. embrace it, and in so doing, embrace yourself and your own differences.  5. you need like only a few drops of lemon. it will brighten your face. it will loosen up the texture of the honey. do not use too much, it will quickly find itself burning your skin. it will not apologize. stir gently at first, clockwise only. slowly begin to stir faster, until you are near whipping bubbles into the sticky crap in your bowl.  6. stop. be kind to your spoon. thank it. smooth over the surface of the honey.  7. apply as desired to the face, or as specifically instructed below. lick your lips clean, they will be sweet. do not leave on surpassing 15 minutes. rinse with warm water, pat dry. blow a kiss at yourself in the mirror. you cast:  “Brightness of a summer day,  purity shall with me stay. lemon drops, and cinnamon pops, tie my tongue all day. may blessings drip like rain, let confidence surpass all pain, so shall the blush rise in my cheeks like blooming rose, let the fall absorb my prose.” You have been warned: -cinnamon has a tendency to burn sensitive skin. you only need a little bit!  -same with the lemon, but on a lesser scale. application//varies with skin sensitivity. cinnamon is a gentle exfoliant, it also tends to leave red patches on your skin (that’s what the honey is for) so if your skin is sensitive, gently apply the honey mask with the back of a spoon and do not exceed 7 minutes of application. your energy may be forgiving- your skin will not be. neither will the cinnamon. if not, rub! gently of course, in clockwise circles as they are facing yourself. focus on areas that are swollen, or breakout spots.  -this will make your skin pink-red. if youre going somewhere and using this to prepare, use it a few hours before leaving. you charge: i’ve decided it’s rather irrelevant to list you the associations of the spice, of lemon, of honey. yes they have their own, but work with those, not against them. honey is very pure. it is slow, it is sweet, it is warm comfort on a cold day.  cinnamon is harsh. it bites, is burns. it is hot in the way that it comforts, scares you with its intensity. lemon is clean. it is tidiness, it is smooth. it bites. bite it first. 

my association with this, the way I offer it and the way I use it has to do with how it tastes. it is strong. it lives in your skin long after you wash it out. it is a spell that changes, that heats with all that it has, and protects you from the coming cold. in my experience, Artemis is particularly fond of watching me make this. she adores cinnamon. Hestia does as well. She is wary of the lemon, though.

[whendragons-fly-deactivated2019]

Could you please reblog this if you are a witch who isn’t Wiccan?

[selfgoals]

If you can’t reblog this, unfollow me now.

[sunkissedspider]

it’s fucking disgusting that i just lost 6 followers

[hotel-firingsquad]

[violetwolfraven]

[thepunkgreenwitch-deactivated20]

Could you give me some tips to get started?

This is gonna be a long ass post. My apologies. Anyone is more than welcome to add to this list.

Blogs I recommend: X

 Beginner Witchcraft

Old Motherredcap’s Reading List

Advice for beginner witches

Things to consider

Defining “witchcraft”

Magic and witchcraft

Research for Newbie Witches

Websites for Herbal Properties and Useage

Different Types of Witchcraft

Secular Witchcraft

Cultural Appropriation

The G word

Spells and charms for Beginners

Dispelling Spells

Lavender’s Wishing Spell

Burning Bridges Spell

Chocolate Money Spell

Spell to Ease Jealousy

Emotional Cleansing Spell

Rainbow Protection Bottle

Wreaths for Protection and Happiness

Energy Bath

Motivation Chant

Pick me up Cleansing Jar

Protection Jar

Rosemary and Lavender Smokeless Cleansing

List of Cleansing Spells

Meditation

50 Meditation Tips

An Earth Meditation

Benefits of Meditation

Breathe & Relax

Grounding, Centering, & Shielding

Grounding - Grounding Techniques - Ungrounded Symptoms

Grounding & Centering

Centering

Shielding: (1) (2)

Budgeted Witchcraft:

Tips & Tricks for Frugal Witches

Moonstone Beginning’s Frugal Pagan Resource

A Witch in a Pinch (Blog)

Budget Witch (Blog)

Witchcraft on a Budget

Being a Witch on a Budget

Budget Witchcraft (Site)

Accumulating Witch Stuff on a Budget

Ways to Practice Witchcraft with Little or No Money

Chaos Magic:

Chaos Magic in a Nutshell

What is Chaos Magick? 

Chaos Magic- The Misunderstood Path

Chaos Magick (a multitude of articles pertaining to chaos magic)

Introduction to Chaos Magic

Chaos Magic Theory

Chaoism & Chaos Magic: A Personal View

Oven-Ready Chaos; Phil Hine

Liber Null & Psychonaut: An Introduction to Chaos Magic- Peter J. Carroll

Sigil Crafting:

A Beginner’s Guide to Sigil Craft

Ways to Use Sigils 

Sigils Reboot: How To Get Big Magic From Little Squiggles

An Essay On Sigil Crafting 

Practical Sigil Magic- Frater U. D.

Sigilmaking with Lee 

Sigil Magic: Making a Magical Sigil

Sigils… 

Sigil Daily: Creation & Activation

Magic/Sigil Circles 

Chaos Magic: Basic Sigil Magic

Sigils 

A Brief Overview of Sigil Magick

Sigils and Seals 101 

Sigils

Sigil Crafting Method 

Creating a Sigil

Sigil Masterpost (gif warning!)

Sigils in Theory and Practice

How Do You Make Sigils? 

On the Preparation and Usage of Sigils

Sigil Magic

Sigil 101 

Practical Sigil Magick

The Sigil Bowl 

Sigil Basics

What Are Sigils? 

Making Outdoor Sigils

Online Sigil Generator

Sigilisation

Sigil Magic

Sigil Making Process, by Rook 

Sigil Making Process, by Richtor 

Sigil Charging:

My Super-Physically-Mentally Intense Method of Charging Sigils…

How to Charge Sigils 

Firing Off Sigils

A Personal Method of Charging Sigils 

How to Charge a Sigil Playing Video Games

Charging Your Sigils- A Brief Explanation 

Charging and Firing Sigils 

How to Use Sigils 

The Fae Resources

Books

The Fairy-Faith in Celtic Countries – W.Y. Evans-Wentz

The Secret Commonwealth: Of Elves, Fauns, and Fairies – Robert Kirk

Fairy and Folk Tales of the Irish Peasantry – Yeats

Treasury of Irish Myth, Legend, and Folklore – Yeats

The Fairies in Tradition and Literature – Katherine Briggs

An Encyclopedia of Fairies: Hobgoblins, Brownies, Bogies, & Other Supernatural Creatures – Katherine Briggs

The Vanishing People: Fairy Lore and Legends – Katherine Briggs

The Sidhe: Wisdom from the Celtic Otherworld – John Matthews

Through the Faerie Glass-Kenny Klein

Websites

The Fairy-Faith in Celtic Countries (Sacred Texts)

The Secret Commonwealth: Of Elves, Fauns, and Fairies (Sacred Texts)

Ancient Legends, Mystic Charms and Superstitions of Ireland – Lady Wilde

Puck – That shrewd and knavish sprite called Robin Goodfellow

The Fairy Family: A Series of Ballads & Metrical Tales Illustrating the Fairy Mythology of Europe

The Fairy Mythology: Illustrative of the Romance and Superstition of Various Countries

“The Fairy Doctor” – Lady Wilde

Sacred Text: Fairy Mythology Index

Divination

Tarot

All About Tarot

All About Tarot Readings

Many Different Uses For The Tarot

Tarot Deck Outline

Choosing The Tarot Deck That Is Right For You

What To Look For In A Tarot Deck

Choosing A Tarot Deck Just For Reading Others

Connecting With Your Tarot Deck

Top 3 Beginner Tarot Books

When To Cleanse Your Tarot Deck

How To Cleanse Your Tarot Deck

Recharging Your Tarot Cards

Cleansing Your Tarot Reading Space

Purifying Your Tarot Cards

Three Ways To Shuffle Your Tarot Deck

Six Ways To Choose A Tarot Card

How To Clear Your Tarot Deck

How To Store And Care For Your Tarot Cards

Minor Arcana Keyword Chart

Tarot: Quick and Dirty Keyword Sheets

Tarot Cheat Sheets

Tarot Reversal Keyword Sheet

Major Arcana Meanings

Court Card Interpretations

The Major Arcana

Court Cards In Tarot

The Tarot Suits

Tarot Suit Info Cards

Topics You Can Use In Your Own Custom Tarot Spreads

Great Topics To Ask The Tarot With Only 1-3 Cards

Four Decks To Help You Create Your Own Tarot Spreads

How To Design A Tarot Spread For A Client

Classic Tarot Spread Positions

Interview Your New Tarot Deck

Effective Tarot Questions

How To Create Your Own Spreads

Tips When Reading Tarot For Others

New And Old Tarot Traditions

Four Myths About Fortune Telling

Fortune Teller Isn’t A Bad Word

Quirky Tarot Habits

Six Types Of Tarot Readers

4 Easy Steps to Learn Tarot

How To Read Tarot Cards

Why “Free” Tarot Readings Are Not Ever Really Free

How To Interpret Reversed Tarot Cards

What To Do With Jumper Cards

Tarot Exhaustion

Tarot Relaxation And Grounding Exercise

Four Tips On Reading “Negative” Tarot Cards

How To Deal With “Going Blank” During A Tarot Reading

Tips When Reading Tarot At A Special Event

Ideologies That Hold You Back As A Tarot Reader

Six Mistakes To Avoid When Reading Tarot For Yourself

How To Obtain The Clients Energy During a Tarot Reading Without Them Touching Your Cards

Reading Tarot With Confidence

Scrying

How to

Lithomancy

How to

Runes

Interpretations

Glamours

Glamoured Shower Disks

Goddess Glamour Bath

Witch of the Waste’s Glamour Enchanted Jewelry Spell

Blood Magic

Ethics and Safety

PSA to Blood Witches

Blood Magic 101

Starting Blood Magic

When you’re no longer a beginner

Blood Christening

How Not to Use Blood Magic

Sexual Sangomancy and Blood Bonding; Pros, Cons, and Safety

Blood and Bone Magick

Use of Blood in Folklore and Magic

Potions

Quick Guide to Potions and Lotions

Herbal Brews Introduction

Herbal How To: Infusion

Herbal How To: Tinctures and Extracts

Minerals that are NOT Suitable for Adding to Water

Magical Properties of Herbs, Roots, Flowers, Barks, and Resins

Herbs to Avoid During Pregnancy

Poisonous Herbs: Hazards

List of Poisonous Herbs (Magical Uses and Safety Warnings)

Familiars

What are they?

Is this my familiar?

The Familiar Self

Familiars and Gender

The Three Kinds of Familiars

Plants as Familiars

Working with Plants as Familiars

[hedgewitchwanderings-deactivate]

Good masterpost for witchlings/beginner witches but for others too. :)

[nightshadewitchery]

For any baby witches that may follow me here a master post from @witchtips

[moonwatermagic-blog]

Excellent resource list

[chrisriddellblog]

Witch Work by Neil Gaiman.

[melon-official]

i hope everyone with acne, eczema, vitiligo, psoriasis, dermatitis, and skin conditions have a good day today

[melon-official]

[melon-official]

thanks guys while im here PLEASE put an acne option on your picrews

[aroloverboy]

Hey it’s ace week and you’re local ace has something to say! I’ve been out as ace for 3 years now and it’s still a big part of my identity that I’m proud of so here’s a lil something for those who need it!

[sweetoothgirl]

Pumpkin Pancakes With Sage Brown Butter And Sage Maple Syrup

[theoikos]

This is your obligatory Hermes love post

Reblog if you really love Hermes, like if you really love Hermes.

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

Literally cannot ignore or I will get the shit pranked out of me.

[daughter-of-artemis]

this is worse than those fricking chain posts

[frankincennamon-blog-deactivate]

you all have looped me into a horrific cycle because I know my mutuals will likely reblog this and that means I’ll have to which means you’ll have to again and 

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

Still not risking it

[snailslag]

I choose peace thanks

[liminalanarchy]

I must, over and over again… and herein lies the joke, and it is on us… laugh it up Hermes, laugh it up… I love you all the more…

[nolongeriamleaving-deactivated2]

My heart sings for the Bringer of Luck. <3

[akiraprograms-deactivated202011]

fuck. trapped in the got damn circle ;-;

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

[theoi-crow]

So…. It starts….Hermes showed me this, pointed at it and I realized I’m no longer able to back out. Hermes, father of lady luck… May I not see this until like May or something…

[jules-mcbooles]

you know i love you, booooooooooooo but im sure as hell not risking this shit last time  i did i literally could not find a pair to a sock for weeks 

[jules-mcbooles]

this is what I get for scrolling through my blog. fuck. im almost curious whatll happen? im queueing this. im already getting a fuck all feeling. I’ll let you know.

[theveilwitch]

Pendulum misinterpretation

okay fun thing: My boyfriend had lost his keys a week ago and when I’ve drawn a map of the flat the pendulum went always just outside the border to one spot. We both just thought it meant that the keys are just ‘not in the house’.  Turned out I didn’t draw the map big enough.  The pendulum just knew what was there without me finishing to draw it and showed the exact spot the keys were. They were in the postbox just outside the house and the pendulum knew, but I didn’t get it right so it took us a week to find them.

When I look at my pendulum now I just feel the ‘I told you so’ energy coming from it…. schadenfreude of its best 

[rpmusingsnstuff]

stuff I've heard in public school ask meme

“ Dude, I think that shoe joke was racist. “

“ She just, like, screamed for two minutes straight and fell down from lack of oxygen. ”

“ Let’s go on a plate. It’s a platonic date. I told my friends that cool new idea and they just said that was called a ‘hangout’ or a ‘play date,’ to which I told them to shove a tomato up their respective asses.”

“ Please don’t try to have sex with a robot. Oh god. ”

“ The music teacher gave us sheet music– in music class, you know– to All Star. I kid you not.”

“ Oh, you’re like a jellyfish- you’re real pretty and all, but you’re completely brainless.”

“ There are now at least three people who are wearing furry ears and a tail right now. I’ve seen them.”

“ Once, when I was like, five, my family went to a resort in Puerto Vallarta, and I got this ball cap as a souvenir. I started burying it, then running back to dig it back up again, like some sort of treasure hunter or something. Thing was, I ended up not being able to find the thing and lost it forever. It was entirely my fault.”

“ If you ask me what my favourite Youtuber is again, I’m gonna punch you in the face.”

“ I’m following an account on Twitter that just posts every word in the dictionary followed by the word ‘vore.’ It’s great.”

“ So, then, like, the mom is totally unable to give birth normally, right? And the dad is half alien. So, a few years after the kid is born, the kid walks up to his mom, asks ‘how was I born’ and immediately the mom and dad tense up and just think ‘ass baby ass baby ass baby’ and say nothing to the poor kid. Who is an ass baby.”

“ Get your anime garbage out of my face.”

“ I think someone wore a fursuit to school once.”

“ Those cupcakes are super gay, and so am I. Hand ‘em over!”

“ You can’t ground me, I’m Canadian.”

“ Everyone tells me not to go to art school. Like, every single person I have ever talked to ever tells me not to go to art school. When I was born my mom looked down and said ‘ dont go to art school ‘ and the doctors agreed.”

“ That song is really… really bad. Oh my god. Oh my god.”

“ Okay, but you really can’t get the marble out of the bottle? That’s stupid, why– oh, it’s a choking hazard. …you win this round, ramune.”

“ This is a school full of weebs.”

“ Someone played Never Gonna Give You Up over the intercom about three years ago on April Fool’s. It was incredible.”

“ We watched French Angela Anaconda in French class. It was terrifying.”

[dizzytarot]

Tarot Card Sachet

To go with your tarot cards, cleans and charge them with positive intent, and just make them smell nice. ✨

Brown bag: security, grounding, concentration, good decisions, finding lost things Clear quartz: amplification, meditation, concentration Calcite (golden): study, willpower, self confidence, intellect Rosemary: memory, protection, ritual magic, elevation of consciousness, balance, blessing Sage: protection, purification, sound decisions, wisdom Rose: self love, kindness, compassion, confidence Lavender: love and happiness, psychic power, protection, harmony, keeps secrets

May I see clearly, Think soundly, And may all manner Of thing be well.