I Do Not Grant You The Rank Of Jedi Master

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[yellow-cat]

its so scary making plans with new friends. what if i suggest something stupid and we have a terrible time and they find out im a fraud and not a real human being

[bestiolin]

[ru1n3r]

i feel like im constantly taking damage

[mrhealyourgirl]

happy pride to losers who get no bitches and stack no paper

[filmphotofranz]

[fatherkrasmazov]

[senatortedcruz]

[kaijuerotica]

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

[enki2]

[torturequeen]

I hope something cool dope or legendary happens to me soon

[postnuclearophelia]

they want us to all hate each other and everyone falls for it every time

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

the most Child Emperor urge i have is to shout "BOOORRIINGGG!!!" when i have to witness something i dont like for too long

[ceruleanheaven]

guys i liedddddd 😭😭😭😭😭 i actually want it 😭😭😭 i want it so bad 😭😭😭😭 i want it so bad its ruining my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[capacity]

It’s funny when people don’t get it, they think u have bad taste. But they just don’t get it

[anxietyproblem]

[pankendev]

(snaps out of it) OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING!! HOLY JESUS CHRIST FUCK WHY DID NOBODY TRY TO STOP ME (eases back into it) ahhhh. yeah this feels right

[julesfrompulpfiction]

Haha wow I love that it takes me an hour and a half to write a sub 200 word email