three-syllable 'law'

thanks for repeatedly erasing this, tumblr

[juliamon]

maybe @staff just wants users to give up and leave this hellsite, and like... ok

please follow me on Pillowfort if you have one, or on Twitter if you don’t

see yall later I hope

[juliamon]

Got an email from tumblr saying I posted something breaking the new rules but I can’t find ANYTHING in the last 2 weeks that’s been flagged?? how the fuck am I supposed to ask for it to be reviewed if I don’t know what it IS

[juliamon]

I’m literally back into pre-Dec17 content and the ONLY thing I’ve found that’s flagged is a reblog which you can’t dispute because only the original poster can dispute it

???????????????????????????????????

@staff what did I do to deserve this

[juliamon]

Got an email from tumblr saying I posted something breaking the new rules but I can’t find ANYTHING in the last 2 weeks that’s been flagged?? how the fuck am I supposed to ask for it to be reviewed if I don’t know what it IS

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

Life imitates art

[antifainternational]

Reminder that TERFs can fuck off. 

[bogleech]

a literal descriptive term for a harmful thing someone chooses to be can never be a slur. That’s like saying “nazi” or “pedophile” is a slur.

[sexhaver]

highways in Massachusetts do this really cool thing where a lane will just abruptly disappear at inopportune times (right after highway entry ramps, in roundabouts, etc). half the time the sign warning you of this is placed basically where the lane ends anyways and the other half there just isnt a sign at all. there’s a part of my commute where the road goes from three lanes to one in 500 feet with no signs

[sexhaver]

this is what happens when you let horses from the 1800s do all of your city planning

[somethinginthebasement]

god, kelly square is a fucking nightmare i swear everytime i go through it everyone decides to purposely ram into your car

[sexhaver]

one time i was driving through kelley square and someone fucking reversed at me. it is truly a godless patch of asphalt

[theotheristhedoctor]

I love watching Americans get angry about roads with more than two options

[colorguard5ever]

I don’t think you understand the horror that is Kelly Square, but I’d love to see a worse intersection if you know one

[sugary-bowl]

I think the most solid advice I was given about Kelly Square is “you just go if you don’t go that’s when you die”.

[chocolate-alchemy]

Massachusetts doesn’t believe in visibility, adequate lane width, or any form of predictability in roads. Five way intersections with no lights or clear right of way with bonus one of the spokes is at some absurd angle and is hiding behind a hedge - yeah that’s pretty average and thanks I hate it.  You just drive and hope it all works out for the best, teeth grit and eyes steely as they gaze into traffic hell. Also they have a problem and that problem is their love of circles one after the other with traffic lights in the middle. What the fuck my dudes.

[fantasyrizzo]

listen once you’ve been through it several dozen times you just gotta trust your gut instincts and take no shit from anyone else trying to muscle their way in

[cultofthepigeon]

when i was checking out colleges in boston another girl on the tour, a native bostonian, said “you dont use turn signals. thats like showing your enemy your next move” and to this DAY it haunts me

[moved--306389]

Huh

[nutrogen]

this is why everyone says ppl from massachusetts are aggressive drivers its bc natural selection WILL come for u if ur not,, improvise adapt overcome bitch im not trying to die in a corolla

[teathattast]

[princesstigerbelle]

I’vw seen this video like 20 times and I just have to say… there needs to be a sequel…..

[bogleech]

This cat is invincible

[juliamon]

So I guess there’s a Disney villain board game out now and it looks kinda cool but more relevantly the publisher has a poll for what villains people want in the expansions and I’m actually quite impressed at the variety of options they have even before taking into account they have a fill-in option, like nobody ever remembers Madam Mim but THEY DID

anyway obv I voted for KC but it was hella tempting to go with Facilier or Yzma or Chernabog or Mim...

[juliamon]

so uhhhh hey Slack I hope you listen to your users this time, like, really

[cat-memes-only]

[juliamon]

hey @staff care to inform me why my dash has stuff from 5 hours ago at the top, and stuff from 1 hour ago below that? why’s everything scrambled?? please don’t tell me you’re doing that “posts we think you want to see” bullshit that literally nobody likes on any platform that does it

[juliamon]

ok wait now it’s saying I posted this at 11am?? I wasn’t even CONSCIOUS then??????? I definitely posted this like 2 hours ago and it’s saying 7 hours ago

what the actual fuck tumbl

[juliamon]

Now the latest post on my dash is literally FROM YESTERDAY.

What the FUCK is going on

[juliamon]

hey @staff care to inform me why my dash has stuff from 5 hours ago at the top, and stuff from 1 hour ago below that? why’s everything scrambled?? please don’t tell me you’re doing that “posts we think you want to see” bullshit that literally nobody likes on any platform that does it

[juliamon]

I’m gonna be 35 in a month, can I just please hit menopause already, this is so tiresome

[juliamon]

me at the mall earlier: why is my pelvic region aching?

me in the bathroom later that night: oh right

[garrettauthor]

This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.

[thyrell]

what’s the punchline here

[thyrell]

wait

[thyrell]

[skarchomp]

actually pokemon is a bad game because one of these things cannot learn ice punch guess which one

[juliamon]

I just remembered the weird-ass dream I had last night where I somehow obtained a disc with like... concept art and animatics and early test animation for a Despicable Me movie, and the really important bit was that Lucy originally was Pearl (the Crystal Gem) as an animator in-joke, like they knew they were gonna replace the model with something original for the final cut, but anyway she was Pearl and also she was sleeping with a nondescript guy that was meant to be the villain (who ended up just being a side-character in the end) so the takeaway was “PEARL CAN FUCK” and “LET PEARL FUCK”

it was such a weirdly coherent dream