Chapters: 13/13 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Summary: Harry wakes up in his cupboard. He's nine years old, he's already lived a full and violent life, and he's thoroughly bored. He destroyed Voldemort once and tried to fix the wizarding world, but that didn't work out. This time he's going to do things differently, starting with knocking out most of Voldemort's Horcruxes before dinner and gaslighting several children.
(In which a jaded, overpowered Harry Potter goes back in time, speedruns his to-do list, and has some fun along the way.)
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Posted the last chapter of my latest fic today. it was a lot of fun to write. There are (in my humble estimation) a good number of laugh out loud moments in this work. It’s crack and it is not taken too seriously. (Harry plays an amazing prank on Dumbledore and gaslights several children.) It gets dark at times but that's part of the fun. It’s about 30k words and I have a few ideas for followups. If you’re looking for something fun and light, check out this fic! :)
