𝓙𝓾𝓵𝓲𝓪𝓷 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓺𝓾𝓮𝓮𝓷 @julian-is-a-queen - Tumblr Blog

Muriel: When I was younger I tried to form a gang once.

Asra: How'd it go?

Muriel: It turned into a book club.

Asra: Alright, who picked Monopoly?!

Nadia: Julian did.

Julian: I didn't know he'd take it so seriously!

Asra: Dude, Lucio plays real-life monopoly! How could you not think this through?!

Julian: He never played!

Lucio: I warned you guys. You should've let me play go fish like I wanted to, now roll the dice, Julian, and be prepared to give me everything!

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GUYS MY TOOTH NEEDS TO COME OUT ASAP. I CANNOT WAIT ANY MORE.

Guys I made a post not too long ago about how my tooth was abscessed and needed to be seen to by a dentist. Well I went to a dentist in my area and I learned not all dentists pull teeth! That one sure didn’t.

So I had to pay for a $50 visit just for him to look in my mouth and tell me my tooth was abscessed and needed to be pulled (BUT THEN WOULDN’T PULL IT).

Meaning I had to go make another appointment with a dentist that will handle the back teeth! Which I did. Only thing is there’s only a few dentists that will work on those teeth, and the best one is up north of me and it’s a hell of a drive.

I called today and asked if I could just come in as an emergency (because my pain is to the point where I cannot function anymore) and the lady said yes.

But a walk in/emergency appointment is $75.

THEN for them to extract my tooth it would cost me $155.

And that’s not counting the money for gas to drive up there and the cost for the pain relief meds I’ll need after this. I’m hoping those won’t go past $50.

So far getting this tooth removed is going to cost $280 in total.

I don’t have the money to pay for any of that. I currently have $2.27 in my account and I’d be beyond grateful for any help. I’m hoping I can go see the dentist on Monday at the earliest.

I’d be so grateful for donations so I can work again. I can’t stand to look at my computer screen for longer than a few minutes at a time because of the pain from my tooth that’s spreading to my whole jaw and right cheek/face.

You can donate here: paypal.me/mspanama78 And my commissions are open too!

Even if you can’t help yourself, I’d appreciate reblogs too. Thank you! I really want this tooth out asap now.

Malzelinka: *Sees people doing dumb shit* oh my god, what idiots.

Malzelinka: *Realizes that its Julian and Portia* oh mY GOD, THOSE ARE MY IDIOTS!

After Lucio got his left arm amputated:

Nadia: How is Lucio??

Julian: (Do not say he's all right. Do not say he's all right. Do not say he's all right. Do not say he's all right.)

Julian: He's......

Julian: (DO NOT SAY HE'S ALL RIGHT. DO NOT SAY HE'S ALL RIGHT.)

Julian: going to be fine.

Julian: Cmon Nadia, it's been 4 years since we became friends! Let's all 3 of us go out somewhere fancy.

Nadia: Don't you remember the last time I took you and Asra out to the most high-class restaurant around?

Julian: But that was years ago!!

Nadia: You tripped on your coat, crashed into a waiter carrying food, and also managed to break a statue in the process.

Julian: Yeah but.........

Nadia: AND ASRA SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN THE LOBSTER TANK!!!

Julian: This is all just a moo point

Asra: A "moo" point????

Julian: Yeah, it's like a cow's opinion. It dosen't matter. It's just "moo".

MC, to Nadia and Asra: Have I been dating him for too long, or did that genuinely make sense?

aforest2006remaster

concept

a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings

aforest2006remaster

you know… these guys

fanotastic

Hi op I hope this satisfies your needs.

citrineghost

Needs more worms

I wanna make one of these that is like a literal curtain of worms

No clear strings available to get caught and tangle, I want them nose to ass like some kind of horrible human centipede of worms, covering my doorway

lonevarg

@fanotastic more worms

fanotastic

Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.

fanotastic

Fuck you guys.

fanotastic

My fellow fuckers, I present you-

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kawiigirl86

THE DEED IS DONE

sushinfood

I’ve never been so happy to see a conclusion.

Nadia: Ok, lets say someone broke into your apartment one night and you didn't know to to use any magic, wouldn't you be scared?

Julian: Most likely.

Asra: Probably.

Lucio: Depends. How many weapons do I still have hidden?

Nadia: None.

Lucio: Really? What about my knife? Sword? Nunchucks? Axe? Spear?

Nadia: it was supposed to be hypothetical but now I'm just concerned about the amount of weapons that you have hidden in this castle.

starlightofaetherius

I grew up in a poly household. My mother was married to two men who loved her dearly and they were the best of friends. I use past tense due to the fact that one of my fathers passed away a few years back.

I grew up in one of the most stable, loving households I can imagine. I had tons of support from all three of my parents, I never felt alone, and I never felt confused about my parents relationship.

Were other people confused when I told them about my parents? Sure. Did it take some time for them to understand my parents relationship? Yep. And the reaction I got every single time from other kids once they understood? “That’s so awesome!”

Growing up in a poly house did not hurt me, confuse me, or make my life difficult. It sure as hell wasn’t abusive.

Healthy poly relationships do not hurt children.

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I really want some more recognition for poly relationships. This is a lovely post and a step in the right direction. Couples consisting of two people can be dysfunctional. It’s not just poly relationships.