J U L L E T I N @julletin - Tumblr Blog

cognitohazardous

no one is stupid in quite the same way as a tumblr user

raccoonmilf

Why does my dad text like this??? Who taught him this??

weavingshaw

elon musk is officially the world’s first trillionaire

kylieminvogue

"COLUMBO" S1E5 - "Dead Weight"

neroushalvaus

Mp pitäskö tuoda Setana takas

(Kati Mustola & Johanna Pakkanen, Sateenkaari-Suomi)

fluff-e-boy

Constant occurrence where I’m like “I’m sort of pent up, but I’m an adult who can watch adult videos and jack off about it if I want to” and then I watch adult videos for like an hour and then turn off my laptop and realize ten minutes later that I completely forgot the “jorking it” step. I spent the whole hour critiquing the plot and camera work stonefaced and utterly flaccid

fluff-e-boy

Fully clothed and bored looking guy sitting on his bed making snide remarks about the quality of the lighting, camerawork, and sound design in this film and then you look at his laptop screen and it’s just pornography

fluff-e-boy

This is what I look like

callizinc

The most intuitive, most versatile, most adaptive, and greatest artists of our time are using their skills to create discomforting, high-concept abstractions of analog horror characters and Pack Of 500 Cigarettes in Tomodachi Life

strawberry-fairy-girl

I spent an hour making none pizza with left beef in tomodachi life

cerayanay

“Hey Trinity! I’m not sure if you saved my number, but this is Mel from work. I had a lot of fun the other night at karaoke, thank you so much for inviting me! I was wondering if you would like to hang out again sometime? I think you and I both have the next few days off, and my sister Becca is spending the weekend with her boyfriend. No worries if you’re busy! I know this is pretty sudden haha. Just let me know, and have a good weekend 😊”

“@ drag brunch pull thru” *Trinity Santos shared her location*