I have no bedtime and I fear no god

☆*.:. ｡ ☾ Giulia │ she/her ☽ ｡ .:.*☆

[fladurblegon]

Gay bully be like “give me your brunch money”

[goslinggf]

um...exsqueak me ?

[the-merry-otter]

Out here straight up “dropping it” and by “it” let’s just say, well… aha… my spindle

[satan-offical]

Teacher: guys this Tumblr post is 36281992 years old and only the long lost Tumblr princess can read it

Me: but teacher, I can read it just fine *starts reading in perfect tumblanese*

[satan-offical]

I posted this yesterday and it already has 3k notes

[dogpuppy]

[punkedupfae]

Alright ive seen enough

Someone put a blanket over my cage.

[hungwy]

Don't order from Poop if you don't want Shit!!

[fairycosmos]

my dead wife. the ad free internet

[kaylmao]

shh don’t worry catholics aren’t real

thank god. i mean thank something else

[kuromi-hoemie]

me when i see an animal that is known for being in my area

[yellow-cat]

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

[chthonicillness]

my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

[certainly-april]

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

[grimoiremanifest]

❗️Great Hog is displeased by this.

The kingly pig looks taken aback by this statement. "You claim to be 'baiting' our kind?.. A master of it, no less - after all the trust we hsve placed in you?"

- Your relationship with the Hog Society 🐖 is now Unfavourable.

[certainly-april]

[0v9]

thank you for your addition joe

[0v9]

[oneheadtoanother]

[badassdemonsword]

[angelicguy]

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair