The Hilarious Thing Called My Life 🇳🇬

The multitude of things that interest me that also happen to make my life hilarious. Oh yeah, this blog supports #blacklivesmatter she/her/hers

[gremlininho]

Sam Neill (1947-2026)

Thank you for giving us our childhoods. Thank you for everything

[gloriousclio]

Luke Skywalker put away his targeting computer to destroy the Death Star so I don't need AI to help me write an email.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Nature Documentary: these deep sea creatures can withstand crushing pressures of thousands of pounds per square inch!

Me: they’re not withstanding a goddamn thing. The pressure is a part of them. Their interiors and exteriors are equalized. Just because your respiratory system is built around a pair of fragile poppable bubbles-

[freesiadotcom]

*trying not to doxx myself* shoutout to that one thing in a place somewhere

[confusedsplagebbi]

41º43'32”N, 49º56'49”W

[freesiadotcom]

THE TITANIC?????

[clowniconography]

i love how on Taskmaster at least once a series someone will really thoroughly fumble a task and then it cuts back to them on the stage and greg is like "how do you feel about that" and the contestant goes "if im honest ive been laying awake thinking about that task every night for the past five months" and i believe them 100% every single time

[foxeia]

[florial]

[queenrojpag]

There are papers on how easily Agents and Guards can become codependent.

[dimension20official]

Visit Purpee. It's normal here 😈

[parakeet]

Give a man a leaf and he will eat it. Teach a man to leaf and he will go away

[marzipanandminutiae]

posts that could have also been in a newspaper in 1910 on a slow day

[infectiouspiss]

violence and death and dying and blood and guts and gore and violence and viscera and fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

[ospreyonthemoon]

@markscherz do you know what type of frog this is? I can't tell if its a small adult or a baby frog.

[markscherz]

This is a juvenile Chacophrys pierottii, arguably the most comically proportioned frog ever. Here is an adult. If I had not taken this photo myself I would think it’s some kind of ridiculous meme render.

These are also the frogs that bury themselves in a backwards spiral that is seriously relatable.

[siyaahii]

BACKWARDS SPIRAL??

[astra-the-dragon]

[frog in hand] [frog eat frog] [frog facing right] [frog facing left]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[samshine-and-lollipops-deactiva]

Wait, it got better.

[libertineangel]

He does this a lot, to my deep surprise in undergrad:

For reference, the reason nobody likes this book and you can press tofu with it is that it’s about 1600 pages long.

[horizon-penblade]

It’s also, by all accounts, the origin of Cousin Throckmorton

[allthingseurope]

Viana do Castelo, Portugal (by Patricia Marques)

[fyblackwomenart]

Illustration by Haisoo - Inspired by the novel 'Poisson d’Or'

[maruti-bitamin]

to dream

cara/insta/bluesky/ store

[nydpeace]

the first cavewoman to eat pussy was so brave....they'd just invented fire didnt even have wheels had to lay it down on some mammoth pelt and STILL that woman had a vision and knew what needed to be done. and that woman? she is my ancestor.

[remnantglow]

headache? not in the mood to partake in any of your hobbies because of the headache? consider simply staring at the Make Headache Worse rectangle!