Jumping Frenchmen of Maine

Never trust a man without eyebrows

[ruinedchildhood]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

a person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff . however , a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like ,still got lakes? yes ? okay cool

[elodieunderglass]

“How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks.”

― Dorothy L. Sayers, Gaudy Night (1935)

[chatdomestique]

Reblogging again because I thought they changed the quote so I decided to look up the actual quote and it’s not fake that is very much the actual quote

[heckifiknowcomics]

Seasons Greetings my dudes!

[christmas-winter]

[catchymemes]

[marisatomay]

y’all ever see a sibling interaction in media and just know….it was written by an only child

[xtltokio]

It’s weird when sibilings apologize in the movies. Because sibilings only apologize when they did something really really bad, like murder someone or something, otherwise the sibilings just casually start to talk to each other as if nothing had happened.

[sandersstudies]

Siblings in a movie making up: I’m so sorry I hurt you…you’re not only my sister, you’re my best friend.

Siblings in real life making up: Lmao idk if you’re still mad bitch but look at this meme really quick.

[thejakelikesonions]

Puppies first

[requiem-on-water]

Murder me in an overgrown greenhouse of an old estate during a thunderstorm or don’t waste my fucking time.

[famicom]

[indigenouswomenrising]

[kieljamespatrick]

[jeffreycombs]

[savethematches]

tumblr dont sleep on letterkenny

[little-sister-shotgun]

Honest to god I can’t understand anything any of them say.

[unorthodoxchronicles]

It’s two gay guys using hockey terms to catcall the two presumably straight hockey players (riley and jonesy) who then counter by being comfortable enough to accept the compliments. The conversation then continues along to describe different words and terms for a variety of queer folk as if said words were also hockey players. So when they say a word got cut it’s merely a euphanism for people agreeing not to use that term. The whole scene is two (presumably straight) men being educated gently on the subject by two gay men and listening rather than bickering.

[perissologist]

this dialogue is like something out of a greek drama it’s both downright melodic and utterly incomprehensible

[yrrzy]

I’ve been watching this show despite knowing nothing about Canadian culture because all the dialogue flows like fucking poetry

[africugh]

Disney channel original movie and chill

[catchymemes]

[cuntsciousness]

the talking heads were right….. say something once. why say it again

[whitepeopletwitter]

[theworldiswhispering]

Forget ‘’the floor is lava”, it’s time for “the floor is sentient and know’s what you’ve done”