JunkLinks

Internet fast-food: the best bites in cyberspace, served up daily.

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flyingscotsman:

Looks about right…

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Halloween Mashups

http://flavorwire.com/218026/the-best-pop-culture-mashup-costumes-for-halloween

Cosplay has reached a new level. I have to admit, I admire the fanboy strength of this collection of photos, it's definitely a fresh take of characters that have been overdone. Not to suggest that I have any connection to cosplay beyond what I observe online.

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Exquisite or Frightening?

http://www.buzzfeed.com/skyydragonfruit/20-exquisite-pieces-of-fruit-art

Some of these, like the above example, are really awesome.

Then there's this:

and this:

Truly the stuff of fruit-induced nightmares.

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Chemical Getaways

http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6578576/7-vacation-posters-for-drugs

While I'm not in any whatsoever cross-my-heart-hope-to-die position to comment on the validity of the above content, I did chuckle knowingly at all most of them. The rest junkies I just chuckled at.

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Amazing Mantises

http://www.buzzfeed.com/donnad/thistle-mantis

This guy is definitely my favorite of the bunch displayed at the above link, but it's hard to choose. Creepy, and wonderful.

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Coffeemon

http://helablog.com/2011/09/the-evolution-of-a-coffee-addict/

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Trippiest Creepiest

http://www.designboom.com/weblog/cat/10/view/15095/iori-tomita-new-world-transparent-specimens.html

Click if you care to be haunted by a technicolor menagerie of spooky dead things. 

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I prefer le poisson pain

http://breadfish.de/

I'm actually embarrassed to not already be well-versed in the "breadfish" loop.

I mean, look at these Urban Dictionary entries:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=breadfish&sourceid=Mozilla-search

2004!!

My internets must be weakening.

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perfect.

http://io9.com/5836764/a-rainbow-cloud-shimmers-over-ethiopia

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Literal (non-junkie) Major Tom

http://www.badassdigest.com/2011/08/28/david-bowies-space-oddity-as-a-childrens-book

This book plays out the song pretty much exactly as one would literally imagine it. And it's cool...but I'm not crazy about the illustrations. Something about the choppy collage-like style and brassy color scheme is inconsistent with my aesthetic sense of the song.

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I bet I could write an academic paper supporting this theory.

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But is is lickable?

http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/wallpaper-made-out-of-stickers

The combination of a classic wallpaper motif and the whimsy of stickers makes this design innovation completely genius. I want! Definitely one day I will have a wall like this. It's a great idea for a kid's room. Just the thought of shopping for all these stickers is exhilarating, I love love love stickers but when you're trying to be an adult and use money for things like groceries, stickers just don't make the cut.

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Creepy Puppet Dance

So they have these stupid "talent" shows all over the world, even in Angolia (Southwest African country). And this guy is actually a talented puppeteer, he really makes that thing break it down, but that's just it....wtf kind of puppet is that?

Is that Kim Jong-il? Or is that supposed to be a baby with glasses? And plaid cholo outfit?  my crappy screenshot doesn't do this creeper justice.

Oh and your reward for sticking with the video til 1:37 is to see the host crawl towards the dancing wonder, close enough to receive a puppet crotch dance....and then it gets weird. This is sure to scar any child who happens to take one glance, so keep the kiddies away from the screen.

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"...and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers"

http://www.buzzfeed.com/sarahs28/fear-and-loathing-in-super-mario-world-1yzj

Genius, Genius! (opera voice)

Yeah, this blog should really be called MarioLinks...but what internet junkie doesn't love oldschool NES? This is totally relevant.

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They're heeeeere...

http://www.shitimiss.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/chips-ahoy-in-argentina1.jpg

Go ahead. Jizz thyself. Let your head explode. Cause I know how you people get about your Oreos. You people? What do I mean, you people? I mean the Oreo-philes of the world. As in the "other", separate from me. Yes, it's true...I don't get Oreos. I just don't see what the big fucking deal is they're really not good. And I'm talking about the chocolate cream ones, not even the reg Oreos. Those are even grosser. I know, I'll probably lose all my followers for this, but I'm just being honest. Give me these babies over Oreos ANY day:

Also..."Triple Double"? Cause there's three cookies and two creams? I would have just stuck to Double Oreos since that's what they essentially are. If true Triples ever emerge from the Nabisco factory God help us (and the obesity rate).

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Brushie Brushie Brushie!

This is too cute not to post. Although this dude is a little creepy with his constant hedgehog eskimo kisses...and what's with the salt grinder in the bathroom? Not even a regular thing of salt but the special little McCormick sea salt grinder...very strange.

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Mmm, Aspararararagus

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/stealth-cake-is-awesome

But does it make your pee smell weird? Cause that's the whole fun of eating asparagus...right?