Juno Steel's Evil Twin

Hey, it's me, Tali. 20. They/Them. enby. Gemini. WTNV, Bloodborne, Dark Souls, DOOM, Borderlands, and whatever else I think is neat.

[outofcontextarthur]

[sussura]

This is what having an argument on the internet is like

[mediumsizedtiddies-deactivated2]

LOL

[localtiktoks]

[throckmorton2018]

Me, trying to flirt

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

this is how i talk to people in the flesh verse

[666drazil]

the comedy of him going “what do you bet its in my hand right now” while it rolls behind him cannot be done in any form of scripted media.

[localtiktoks]

[throckmorton2018]

Me, trying to flirt

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

this is how i talk to people in the flesh verse

[666drazil]

the comedy of him going “what do you bet its in my hand right now” while it rolls behind him cannot be done in any form of scripted media.

[royalharkinian]

If we’re all going down I'm going the way I lived, making shitty memes in the face of peril.

[i-am-a-fish]

since the holidays are comin up I thought I should share my wishlist *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

[skelkaza]

[lunnefisk]

quick question regarding minecraft.......... why the fuck is yours like that

like what

[streetkit]

Just looking at these pictures crashed my computer

[c-ssandras-archive]

Yall think the gods take classics classes for fun

[c-ssandras-archive]

Professor: whys your drawing look like that lol artemis would be paler

Apollo, twin sister to Artemis, has seen her at least once a week for 4,000 years:

[remadeheartachemotel]

professor: ares is the god of war and is evil.

ares:

[your-villainous-neighbour]

Professor: Hades is the god of the underworld and is therefore evil and cold and heartless

Persephone, who has seen her husband cry secret tears of Manly Anguish every time she has to go live with her mother for six months:

[ultrawebcomics]

Professor: Not even the crack of dawn was safe from Zeus. Zeus:

[r00]

So Long Gay Bowser………..

[ijustlaughalot]

Visit Original Link

[thenarddog]

[createdd]

I will never understand why this Christmas song goes so hard.

[constantlycomic]

OKAY MOTHERFUCKERS LISTEN UP

BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS NOT CAROL OF THE BELLS

IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE/SARAJEVO 12/24 AND IT IS SO MUCH FUCKING MORE THAN CAROL OF THE BELLS.

so during the bosnian war (which was this nasty-ass conflict in bosnia and herzgovina) there was this badass cello-playing motherfucker named vedran smailovic. He was from Sarajevo, was upset about all the shit and nastiness that came about through this war (this was full-on brother-killing-brother shit!) that he went around to bombed-out, blown up buildings and funderals––where he was at risk of FUCKING SNIPER FIRE––and playing the cello. This guy was so set on providing one tiny spot of beauty in a seriously nasty war he was risking being fucking SHOT OR BLOWN UP.

AND THIS IS THE GUY WHO INSPIRED THIS SONG.

He’s why there’s the calm cello part at the beginning before everything gets all violent-sounding. It’s THEMATIC.

THAT’S WHY THIS CHRISTMAS SONG GOES SO FUCKING HARD.

[ifyouknowmeirlgoaway]

WHY ISN’T MORE CHRISTMAS MUSIC LIKE THIS?????

[warriormaggie-deactivated201810]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vedran_Smailovi%C4%87

There’s the wikipedia article about him and yes…true story…

[vivat-grendel-deactivated202509]

It’s also important to understand that Christmas Eve/Sarajevo 12/24 was not originally a Trans Siberian Orchestra song. It was originally recorded by Savatage, a metal band, for their concept album “Dead Winter Dead,” and when some Savatage members formed TSO, they adopted that song as a TSO song because yeah it’s fucking amazing.

[breelandwalker]

Friendly reminder that this exists.

Friendly reminder that Vedran’s performances also included a pile of rubble that used to be a fountain IN THE CENTER OF A TOWN SQUARE WITH NO COVER.

When asked years later why he’d down something so apparently suicidal, he shrugged and replied that it was his way of proving that “the spirit of humanity was still alive in that place, despite all evidence to the contrary.”

May we all be as brave and stalwart in protesting violence and injustice as Vedran “The Most Bad-Ass Cellist Ever” Smailović.

Also, despite what some articles may say, Vedran was not an old man when this happened. He’s only in his early 60s today, which would have made him no older than 37 when he was playing in the ruins of Sarajevo. Never let anyone tell you it’s only old men who can make a difference.

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[phidippusregius]

there’s a new species of jumping spider…. and it feeds its babies milk.

“chen et al. describe an ant-mimicking jumping spider that secretes a nutritious milk-like substance on which its young offspring are entirely dependent. The spider also continues to care for the spiderlings as they mature and become independent.”

[phidippusregius]

by popular request here’s a picture of the new jumping spider species that produces milk, toxeus magnus. its milk contains 2 milligrams of sugar per milliliter of liquid, 5.2 milligrams of fat and a whopping 124 milligrams of protein, and researchers suggest it may be made from unviable eggs.

[vmae]

So spiders DO have tiddies after all

[disgruntled-neighborhood-wife]

[phidippusregius]

this reply is awful but i cant not have it on this blog

[readesmuts]

i see people hate to talk to trans people that find an issue with these slurs just so they can keep their weird fetish, so i found a little article for these people specifically: https://www.science20.com/hontas_farmer/transgender_awareness_week_and_anime_trap_culture_trans_phobia_isnt_just_for_your_father-228513

and everyone else who continues to send me transphobic rhetoric will be blocked, even anons can be blocked. you can either take yourself off my blog or i throw you out like the trash you are.

if you are trans and you wish to reclaim slurs for yourself, go nuts, but that doesnt mean slurs are now suddenly okay for everyone and if i see another cis person in my asks trying to defend their use of slurs youre just gonna be blocked

[casino-lights]

Move along.

[topographicocean]

STANCE

[yyyyddmmsupremacy-deactivated20]

remember when you could say stuff like “the earth is round” or “nazis are bad” and be absolutely certain everyone who heard you would agree

[yyyyddmmsupremacy-deactivated20]

remember when you could say “we shouldn’t attack children with tear gas” and be absolutely certain everyone who heard you would agree

[dankmemeuniversity]

[elderitchblaest]

I love that this post is here to dunk on logan paul and the flat earth society

[verminfang]

Me recommending Worm to people: