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honeypumpkiin

if you're going to rejoin tumblr you first must go through

the perfume department

sweatermuppet

[Text ID: THE WORLD WILL ALWAYS NEED MORE TRANSSEXUALS. THERE IS ROOM ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE. THAT INCLUDES YOU! /End ID]

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ceasarslegion

I wanna be one of the KFC workers in the Pentagon. What is that like. Imagine having that level of security clearance so you can make people chicken on their lunch breaks. When Marx talked about praxis this is what he meant. Does the Pentagon KFC hit different? Imagine being 16 and getting to tell your friends that you work in the Pentagon after school. I want to boil myself in the Pentagon KFC deep fryers

ceasarslegion

Metal Gear Solid wishes it was the level of military criticism that the existence of the Pentagon KFC is

ceasarslegion

KFC tastes noticeably different in different countries because it has to accommodate things like halal in muslim countries, which begs the question of what exactly is in their north american fried chicken recipe that doesn’t make it halal. What do they put in the Pentagon KFC chicken. Do they put the stuff that made Malcolm the middle in it

ceasarslegion

I should be allowed into the Pentagon to slurp up the delicious sultry spices their KFC keeps in the meat locker

ceasarslegion

essence of ronald reagan

ceasarslegion

going delirious on the thought of ronald reagan pentagon kfc. i want to live deliciously.

ceasarslegion

I CHANGED MY MIND NOTHING COULD COMPARE TO WHATEVERS IN THE AREA 51 DEL TACO

catchymemes

Snowing at sea

thecryptocreep

Why do I never think about the possibility of snow on the ocean??? Now I see why, because it’s too ethereal

nordic-language-love

Well now I DEFINITELY need to learn Icelandic.

icelandicpancake

What.

ourladyoflazarus

It’s been translated into English!

mtndewbajablast

summoning bloody mary in the mcdonalds bathroom then leaving without buying anything

thebelchers

Bob’s Burgers, Christmas in the Car (S04E08)

thebelchers

The struggles of putting up a real christmas tree early

universallovebot

love is stored in the kitchen part ii

text post - @july-19th-club // the haunting of bly manor (2020) - created by mike flanagan // dancing in the kitchen - lany // text post - @hjarta // making soup - @bagginshield // god’s work - anne carson // twin peaks (1990-1991) - created by david lynch & mark frost // little weirds - jenny slate // moonlight (2016) - dir. barry jenkins // writing prompts for the broken-hearted - eden robinson

harmalade

“Run into a cave and break your ankle so that people have to come find you and they see you lying at the bottom of this beautiful cave and maybe there’s a waterfall and the light from the crystals makes you look really beautiful and they say “Are you okay?” and you say “I think so” and they say “oh my God have you been here alone this whole time with a broken ankle” and you say “it’s okay” and they say “you’re so brave” and you are brave and you look so beautiful surrounded by cave crystals and everyone stands over you and says “oh wow” and “you poor beautiful thing” and “I’m so sorry we let you run into the cave but I’m so glad we found you” and let them carry you home and promise to be your best friends forever and that everything’s their fault and also they named the cave after you and you’re prettier than all of your enemies and your enemies all died of jealousy while you were in the cave.”

— Daniel M. Lavery, How To Respond To Criticism (via boringoldraphael)