Lean Mean Meme Machine

[fluttersharpi]

[Terrible stand up routine]

“So,,..,umm,…I’ve been having.,..a lot..o-of nightmares lately which I-I-is funny b-because.,,..at night.,…IM a .,..n-n-night.,….m-m-ar.,,.” *cries*

[gingerbreadpopsolo]

"It's alright, Fluttershy. Having nightmares is nothing to be ashamed of. Everyone gets them eventually. It is a universal situation we all share at the end of the night. What matters is how we deal with it."

"Humor is a common way to cope. It's true. But if it's too fresh for you, it's alright to take some time to process. It sounds like whatever you saw really shook you. Remember to be kind to yourself. Don't force yourself into a confrontation you're not ready for, you dont owe the audience anything. You are allowed to step back to achieve a better sense of mind."

[paxamericana]

“euuuh i’m james from twin peaks and i’m sad because my bike won’t fuck me and i’m here to make the next five minutes feel like an hour”

[gunsandfireandshit]

[brucebocchi]

“kobeni doing 9/11 by accident” is the funniest thing my busted ass brain has come up with in a minute and now it’s gonna harangue me all day like brain tinnitus

[brucebocchi]

me and the bestie doing 9/11

[grimeclown]

the fact that youre implicating kobeni in this at all shows that you were not immune to powerganda

[cannibalchicken]

[cloacacarnage]

[cloacacarnage]

[gagglescorn]

I can’t afford boomerang so I have to do it myself

[grimesdidthat-deactivated201805]

Isn’t boomerang like.. free?

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

She can’t afford it

[gagglescorn]

I can’t afford it

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[jame7t]

stop pulling my hair bro I’m gonna meow

[jame7t]

never be afraid to share your truth!

[bloggirl69]

[haaarpb]

i sing to my cat

[hersheychocolateworld]

the fun part with me is that nobody can even tell what the bit is anymore

[trans-girls-who-eat-subway]

i want subway

[catgirldick]

Ive got a footlong right here, nya!

[twynksdisease]

[crttvset]

do you think the silver tree nursery person is still making ooak dolls. im interested in purchasing her

[crttvset]

im so serious i need her in my arms right now

[crttvset]

yeah i just found it out two seconds ago out of pure curiosity. heres the link to the fb page and to the now mostly defunct website

[louceph]

Oh i remember this thing! my ex bought one of them and he throws it down the stairs all the time

[honted]

i can't stop thinking about this

[abandonedambition]

you know what? I WILL play with jpgs like dolls. what if life could be dream

[cassiebnuy]

what if life could be NIGHTMARE

[hotvampireadjacent]

I spare as many insects as possible so when I’m in a life or death situation our psychic link will activate as they all rush to my aid

[garbage-empress]

oh i do it because i am a good person. guess you've got some growing to do.

[hotvampireadjacent]

It’s not a fuckijg contest

INSECTS ATTACK

🐜🐞🐛🕷🦟🦟🪲🪳

[doubleca5t]

idk why but there is something unusually funny to me about Will Wood using social media extremely sparingly but making an exception to post this long ass rant about how much he hates the Netflix Wednesday show on his youtube community page