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escuerzoresucitado

arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2

ircgalleria

nice-worm-deactivated20200906

pump up the jam

forlorngarden

kind of crazy how they drop this bar like 20 minutes into the game. let me get up let me get uppp

balaclava-trismegistus

I regret a lot in my life. I’ve been through a lot of pretty terrible things. I’ve put myself in a lot of situations that I could have avoided, and been scarred by them very deeply. But every day there’s one I wake up thinking about, and one on my mind when I go to sleep. I’d give anything to go back and have another chance. Another chance to buy the limited edition official Four Loko Fleshlight.

balaclava-trismegistus

my friends know this tender vulnerable part of my soul and mock me ruthlessly because of it

sonicswetpussy

i’m sorry for ur loss. it’s just past midnight on 4/20 and i’m legally obligated to introduce u to the official four loko x fleshlight fleshpipe

it’s not a pleasant smoking experience, it’s just a bowl and a down stem running thru the silicone insert so it hits pretty harsh, but it does work. it should go without saying that you inhale thru the puss.

balaclava-trismegistus

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junk-hed

I forgot I had a tumblr

moldavite

hanging from the meat hook all by yourself, handsome?

6qubed

y'all playin' survivor in DBD after rescuing a Leon

cannibalchicken

enderwiggin

rcedge

i usually would never reblog a post and add commentary not in the tags but i feel like i have to share that in my middle school dare program they also did this and i wanted to know why police officers liked donuts but in my child mind i assumed that there were tons of people submitting questions so at lunch a couple of my friends and i all wrote "WHY DO POLICE OFFICERS LIKE DONUTS" over and over again and i probably submitted close to like 20 over the course of the week. when the cop came back he was like "we got some interesting questions this week, like, why do police officers like donuts, why do police officers like donuts, why do police officers like donuts, and why do police officers like donuts" and so on