if i could trade mistakes for sheep

count me awake before you sleep

[mothcrumbs]

i cant stop saying "grisp it"

[mothcrumbs]

[strongermonster]

back when i was a phil lester keeper my phil lesters were really gentle and one time i scooped up a handful of them and i got rly emotional and wanted to kiss them and i essentially faceplanted myself into a palm full of phil lesters while crying and that’s an important fact about me

[strongermonster]

alright who changed it from beekeeper to phil lester keeper

[suspend]

im shaking i cant stop laughing who the hell is phil lester

[rockyp77mk3]

The Shadow Of Mount Rainier Causing A Gap In The Sunset.

[honeydewcorporation]

Wrong: Darkness Beam Attack!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[danisnotonfirebrand]

Phil can't get his period he's PREGNANT

[danisnotonfirebrand]

YOU MONSTERS

[pseudophan]

reading through the very first comments on phil is not on fire because i'm bored and i actually don't think anyone has ever gotten clocked this fast in all of human history

^ this one was posted exactly 4 minutes and 51 seconds after the upload and is the 11th comment overall on the video. phistory

this is a hate comment but he has a point:

and this one is entirely unrelated i just thought it was funny:

[bestofphantwitter]

Link

[asmeesh]

1$ flea market score. Tiny glass 1960s perfume bottles. I love them.

[shit-show-no-go]

Can you swap their heads ?

[asmeesh]

omg you can

[asmeesh]

Their meeting was foretold in the ancient texts

[tamamita]

[microwavedlion]

glad to know dan calls it gif because i think if he called it jif i would have to kill him

[phanyu]

T-E-🦭-🦭-I-B-L-E

[queerdnp]

oh my god i have had a thought to share about "dan and phil are feuding" since that video came out and i keep forgetting to post it and now it's been *checks invisible watch* a year and a half cough

[queerdnp]

basically you know how at the beginning phil wants to play rock paper scissors but refuses to do best of 3 which is what they always do, so naturally dan is a bit confused. and phil is SO sure he'll win. and then he plays paper and loses. well around that time there was a trend going around on tiktok that was like "if you play rock paper scissors with your boyfriend/husband play paper and you'll always win because men want to feel subconsciously Strong™ and will always play rock" or some shit like that and I've always found it funny that phil thought that was actually going to work with dan

[perverselynarrated]

cutest man alive

[ahappydnp]

in support of things new phannies might not find on their own (and bc it was 3 years before the knight of wands!!) here is phil accidentally predicting dan in 2006

awaiting the tide (2006)

[ingydar-phan]

I am a Dan-itty-bitties / Phil-big-jugs phyuri truther.

Dan in a black slip dress with her itty bitties and no bra / Phil with a sports bra and thick baggy shirt (with something silly on it) to casually cover the DDs

[solarting]

terrible influence fan poster made 13754285 years too late

get this as a print!

[ahappydnp]

Does Dan have a big ass scar down his leg?

he did in 2020!

and we theorized it was due to a floor is lava incident bc they were obsessed with that show at the time and them trying to play in the apartment during lockdown checks out completely

[tgirl-thucydides]

Jesus fucking christ, dude

[tgirl-thucydides]

Imagine ur the Republican CEO of IBM excited for a big tax cut under the new administration and they invite you in as economic advisor so you end up spending two years of your life desperately playing therapist to try to unlock why your boss is so fucking weird about everything