Empty Fish Bowl

I'm Juppin.

[fakeboislim]

My mom gave me some gluten free knock-off Girl Scout cookies and one of the Os fell off

[vodka-valntyne]

[airsignz]

the mcdonald’s napkin when the window rolls down

[silverpolish]

aquarium outfit inspo

[homunculus-argument]

"Quivering" is my least-favourite word in the english language. Nothing and nobody should be quivering. If you're quivering right now, stop that shit immediately. Tremble or shake if you must but the quivering has to stop.

[camembertlythere]

[egberts]

[everydayconman]

[socialmaya]

[rainbowgaez]

[abandonedambition]

you know what? I WILL play with jpgs like dolls. what if life could be dream

[cassiebnuy]

what if life could be NIGHTMARE

[cryptotheism]

What even are tumblrs nsfw rules anymore

[sic-semper-hominibus]

go nuts, show nuts, but watch out

[juppin]

Pop that pussy at your own risk.

[adderall-juice]

me when they call my name at mcdonals (i am approaching the counter)

[blogspede]

here you go sir

[adderall-juice]

thank you

[altair-ibn-la-booty]

My son saw a bug on the ceiling for the first time

[kleeklutch]

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[uxji]

[chilewithcarnage]

[frodo-baggins]

i was today years old when i discovered that a frodo rubber duck exists oh my days

[enharmonics]

[neopoints]

me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack

[jerryterry]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread

[jerryterry]

Did it the lazy easy way: 

It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: “don’t put longer than 30 minutes’ effort into a fetish joke”. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.

[nyawave]

FETISH?????????

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

god i wish i were you

[dust-princess]

Whitch part is the fetish? Bread or Pokémon?

[hikari-ni-naritai]

I’m so sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but it’s the bread

[miraculous-writings]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS THE BREAD

[cute-animals-only]

TIL dogs on mushrooms is a thing

[gay-tm]

Remember just scrolling down your dash and seeing random nudes? Those were the days

[galeanthropus]

[juppin]

@annaonthemoon​ us.

[bogleech]

I thought these were a photoshopped joke but they are real and almost $800

[bogleech]

I will say I like this model’s overall look because it really says “strange protestant woman you find being raised like a small child in a decrepit almost unfurnished cabin in the forest who somehow has no knowledge of technology or history past the 1700′s and urgently warns you to leave before dark because Dearest Grandma-ma Does Not Like Outsiders which is a statement punctuated by an ambiguous scratching sound echoing from within a pitch black hole in the middle of the floor which the woman responds to with a nod and a smile as if she heard words down there and also she has $755 gucci glasses”

[astraldemise]

when i get depressed i like to look at the flapjack octopus to feel better

theyre very good and nice cephalopods i look at them and feel better