when a baby is crying in the background and you use slow it down on snapchat
why does this always make me hysterical oh my fucking god

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when a baby is crying in the background and you use slow it down on snapchat
why does this always make me hysterical oh my fucking god
Once again Britney spreads her influence across all aspects of life
im too scared to watch this
people give twilight a lot of shit but its depiction of stupid teenaged boys is unparalleled
can we bring back captcha comics
No offense but these are absolute classic images
ME: can i play you a song?
GIRL: sure
ME: *takes out guitar*
GIRL: but just a small one
ME: *takes out ukelele*
Goddang raven tap dancing on my roof
Get A Job
That IS his job
OH my bad sir please proceed
why everybody be tryna act like they didn’t have a twilight phase
You either had a twilight phase or you had an anti-twilight phase and in either case you invested emotion in twilight, your twilight phase
Yo, I was in deeeeeeep for twilight but because of peer pressure I pretended to hate it. So my twilight phase was a bit of both, I guess
Being a decent human means holding your trash until you can locate a goddamn trashcan u littering swine
can we, as a society, start to realize that having a phone does NOT mean you HAVE TO BE accsessible to anyone and everyone at ALL times??
My mom threw a fit at me for not answering my phone while i was at my friends place. Kinda hypocritical too, given how much she complains that “youth these days spend to much time on their phones”
My boss was very CLEARLY not satisfied that i only got back to his text hours after he sent it. My friend didnt speak to me for weeks once bc she thought we were having a FIGHT??? bc i didnt reply to her message on facebook? till the day after she sent it??
i HAVE a phone, that doesnt mean i HAVE TO BE availiable whenever ANYONE decides they want me to be???
what the fuck
can people stop assuming they are entiteled to my attention 24/7??
this is so important. people need their alone time & their space. & it doesn’t matter if you see them active on social media, sometimes people just like to scroll through their timeline without talking to anyone for a while. you really can’t expect to have someone’s attention every second of the day, it’s not realistic at all.
i went to the gym today and there was a guy going to TOWN on the punching bags so i asked him “rough night?” and he said “my wife’s on a business trip and i miss her” and if that isnt the most steve rogers thing in the world idk what is
The Evening World, New York, November 16, 1888
Whoever has my voodoo doll please take that bitch to the gym
SO ENGLISH ISN’T MY MOM’S FIRST LANGUAGE AND TODAY THERE WAS A SLUG ON THE STEPS AND
those snakes are not fighting they are fucking. im very sorry
while two snakes FUCK to the death
That dog looking at the snakes like why you gotta do that while I’m eating
Metal as snakes fucking.