take me to the ocean @jurji - Tumblr Blog

Shark Ouroboros

nothing cuter than a cat reaching out to very gently bother you with a paw

"kill them with kindness" WRONG. FISH🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟

ofishal-fish-posts

Official Fish Post

tanadrin

scrubbed the bathroom floor this morning. this sense of virtue and industry will last me easily into next week.

koukorndog-deactivated20260108

some of you would thrive in a monastery

polymoth

The thing they don't tell you about fried egg runny yolk is that if you put it in a sandwich it will be the best most delicious thing and you can mop up the egg with the bread, but in exchange you Will get so so messy and covered in egg yolk

bane-of-technology

jame7t

This sword fight isn’t even that homoerotic dude I think I’m just gonna kill yo,u

memorycycle

some beetles cant fly but they dont mind. they are more armored than agile and in certain situations this is desirable

charlottan

turns the page of my textbook. what eelse is there to learn

memorycycle

the common ancestor of all current day beetles was a sect of philosphers in ancient greece that took to creeping secretly within the earth as an ideal lifestyle

orteil42

[publishing research thesis] lol is this anything

madnessofmen

pukicho

Found some very good pics in my MSPAINT folder

theskabouncer

Tastes like prion disease

The nerve!!

@wobblycompetencies

love doing something I call ‘the big leaf test’ where I put my hand on a leaf and if the leaf is bigger than my hand I go damn that’s crazy

radgepacket-deactivated20241030

parents got a new cat they named lord montague and this morning i heard my dad in the other room say "i would have to advise against that decision, my lord" followed by a crashing sound