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Hey if youre going to jail for an abortion. Might as well kill your rapist.
Make it worthwhile. Take your time.
omfg that is just too adorable
This will always be one of my favorite comics ever. It gives me warm fuzzies~
This is the most perfect.
This kitteh having a little halloween adventure is one of my favourite posts of all time :)
Every fall like clockwork this photo set pops up and we all must reblog it
ITS TIME
Thaaaat’s oddly specific, I better look this up- oh
The four-year battle between Katy Perry and a group of nuns has produced its first casualty. Sister Catherine Rose Holzman died on Friday at the age of 89 after collapsing in a court hearing. She was one of two Sisters of the Most Holy and Immaculate Heart of the Blessed Virgin Mary who fought their archdiocese’s attempt to sell their former home to Perry. Sister Catherine Rose was responsible for such zingers as, “In selling to Katy Perry, we feel we are being forced to violate our canonical vows to the Catholic Church.” Her passing is sad, to be sure. But one has to admire such a dramatic final slug in a fight she believed in so thoroughly.
Oh.
katy perry killed a nun
TOM HOLLAND in Esquire China (June, 2019)
The Mummy Reboot but Jack Black plays the clutzy and enchanting librarian and Charlize Theron is the gun wielding adventurer they have to break out of jail in the beginning and who will kick your ass and scream at random things.
i want himbo!charlize
btw the thing she couldn’t ignore was someone calling her out for saying anti-depressants/hormone therapy are only perscribed by lazy doctors
Update:
J.K. Rowling is apparently now filing a defamation lawsuit against someone who made fun of her for saying this, which means its time to spread this like wildfire!
broke: only slash three tires because if you slash all four then insurance will cover it but they won’t cover three (this is literally not true btw and could serve to establish in court that you were slashing their tires to cause maximum financial damage as opposed to an emotional rage)
woke: slash all four tires because fuck em
bespoke: slash two tires diagonally opposite from each other. nobody has more than one spare, it’s impossible to get up on jacks, and trying to drive it will destroy the undercarriage as it rocks back and forth and slams into the ground
true ending: don’t fucking slash tires because they’re under insane amounts of pressure and putting a knife between yourself and an exploding tire is a bad idea. just get a pair of clippers and cut the valve stem to cause an unfixable leak like a normal person
now why would u think my gay ass knows what a valve stem is…?
this fucker right here
Just storm in a Canada
Everything is Fine. Art by Lisa Sterle, from the Modern Witch Tarot.
This is what you see when you close your eyes and you're looking at the back of your eyelids in the dark
Hot Fuzz (2007) dir. Edgar Wright
I just looked this up and it turned out it was about a production of “cat on a hot tin roof”, a play which famously features a closeted gay lead character. a member of the audience was catcalling female actresses and shouting homophobic abuse when actor john lacy, who played the character big daddy, paused his performance and called him out. the heckler replied “what are you going to do about it?” to which lacy responded by leaping down into the audience and knocking him to the ground.
#its what tennessee williams would have wanted
My fave bits of Steve the tactician are always growing so I thought I’d make a list. (In no particular order)
1. In CATWS, when he jumps off the plane towards the Lemurian Star, it’s not him being reckless but rather him knowing that he can control his body enough for the drop. When you watch it, you see him change positions even as he’s dropping, calculating the distance and speed to know when to shift. He’s precise and practiced. If he had taken a parachute, he might have carried additional weight and would probably have messed with his fighting. Remember, he fights bodily, not with guns.
2. In CATFA, he saw the map in Phillips’ tent before he left to save the 107th. This guy gets the news that his best friend is allegedly dead and instead of losing his cool, he has enough wits to take a look at the map before he made the plan.
3. Again in CATFA, pre-serum, he lies in the enlisting forms all that many times and he’s doing it so well that he hasn’t been caught. This dude has not been caught, mind you. And when he saw that MP in the Expo, thinking that he was there to arrest him, he wasn’t really flustered. He is super sincere but also knows exactly how to escape sticky situations. And when Erskine asks him the questions, he checks if it’s a test before he answers. He’s adapting to the situation and shifting the angles even as they happen.
4. In Avengers, Steve took on the role of leader based on the team’s strengths without a pause. He isn’t limiting. He doesn’t say no to Hawkeye when Clint volunteered. He talks to Bruce and Hulk in their comfort zones. He trusted Natasha when she wanted to go after Loki in the Chitauri’s rides. He gave Tony instructions that were clear and didn’t impose anything in the battle. This guy fumbled in the beginning while getting to know people but when they trusted him, he came through and kept them together.
5. In CATWS, when Sharon told him that the music system was on, he didn’t barge in. Again, he isn’t reckless. He was in known territory. He knew his apartment and used that to his benefit. That whole scene is amazing because him sneaking in through the window, having the shield strategically placed, chasing down the WS through shortcuts and using his speed correctly was brilliant. His job was to catch him and not take him out, and that was exactly what he tried to do.
I feel like somewhere, the tactician part of Steve is subtle in the fandom, and needs more celebration. He has the serum but his mind is the power that gets things together. The team know their strengths. Steve knows all their strengths.
We need HOAs or some idiots will paint their house purple or put tractor tires in their front yard. If you want tractor tires, don’t move to a HOA neighborhood.
I couldn’t even fathom how horrifying it must be to live somewhere there are...purple houses and and yucky stuff in people’s yards. Thank God I don’t have any real problems like that.
listen my Nonna and Nonno live right by a purple house (it’s a nice lilac) and as a kid I was fucking obsessed with it because purple is my favorite color. I’d go nuts whenever we passed by it. Also it had a purple mailbox to match and it blew my mind.
No more HOAs. More purple houses.
imagine trying to control what someone else can do with or on their own property just because you don't agree with their taste in decor
NO MORE HOAs MORE PURPLE HOUSES
Related, becuase I just had to move: “just don’t move into an HOA” Do you know what a PAIN IN THE ASS it is to find NON-HOA Housing? Very nearly everything in the CO front range that isn’t a rental has an HOA these days!
Short list of the Shit the HOA at my pervious house tried to pull:
Banning personal and community food gardens (The reason the tag for my garden is “The garden of earthly HOA violations”)
Banning people from using thier personal yards as Native Plant Restoration microzones, something that looks gorgeous and is extremely helpful to the local ecology
trying to get the city council to remove protections on adjacent city Open Space/Native Plant restoration zone so they could mow it.
mandating the use of ONE landscaping company in the neighborhood, coinicdentally owned by the HOA president’s son
Mandating the use of an unecessary water purification company on all properties.
suing city animal control for collecting lose dogs and cats and returning them to the addresses on thier collars. You know. that thing animal control does so the animals don’t get run over or disemboweled by the coyotes or catch and spread rabies. The thing that’s illegal to let your pet do out here for those reasons Karen.
Suing the city council to remove a city bus stop in the neighborhood that was heavily used by many residents. They damn near got away with it becuase the HOA meetings were always in the middle of the day on a weekday. You know, when the residents that use that stop are working.
Sending people letters threatening to fine them for having “Out Of Season” holiday decor. Specifically targeting my Indian neighbors who were celebrating Diwali, not Christmas and the Jews with visible Menorahs.
Fining people for doing thier own appliance and car repair on thier own personal property
Fining people for operating a business out of thier house, specifically targeting a disabled neighbor that does comission tailoring and garment repair out of her home. never bothered a soul except the one snoopy bitch who didn’t like that her clients were allowed to park in the tailor’s designated and otherwise unused parking space.
Trying to fine a neighbor for flying a Pride Flag
HOAs are invasive, bigoted, corrupt and cruel institutions that should never have been allowed to be created. If you live in and HOA area, showing up at the meetings to tell people what the fuck is wrong with them, Joining your HOA board to protect your neighbors and possibly organize the dissolution of the HOA is one of the best things you can do to protect the marginalized members of your community.
FUCK HOAs AND LONG LIVE THE PURPLE HOUSES AND TRACTOR-TIRE GARDENS OF THE WORLD.
Are y'all telling me this shit is actually LEGAL?
Here’s how to get an HOA to leave you and your purple house tf alone
cant stop thinking about this post. 😔
direct action
I swear to god if i want to stick a giant wizard tower on my house and the county OKs it my neighbors the Humphboltfreyersons cannot stop me. God themselves cannot stop me.
Another one of the list of “Reasons I’m Surprised People Still Feel That Moving to America is the Dream”
it would take 2.3 million years for Jeff Bezos to earn his $183.3b net worth working 24 hours a day at New Mexico’s $9/hr minimum wage.
That’s 11.5 times longer than the human race has existed.
Not long enough.
What if we gave it a twist? Rather than earning that amount of money, what if it was to save that amount while still paying bills and feeding himself?
And since it IS hell, his car starts making a Noise about once a month.
This is why you gotta eat the rich, kids
Add a big pandemic in there, too!