just a spoon

i'm not a fan of spoons

[severalowls]

quick, caesar is facing away, get him!

head 🗡

neck 🗡

back 🗡

back 🗡

back 🗡

booty 🗡

leg 🗡

leg 🗡

leg 🗡

foot? 🗡

Voting ended onMar 16, 2023

[dreamingdeadly]

[seshrat]

"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

[transdickhandhookcardoor]

Graffitto in the stall of my local queer furry bar

[windup-angel]

the fuckin

underneath

[garbagebinne]

[garbagebinne]

[funstyle]

i mean fuck i like pills i like drugs i like gettin money i like strippers i like to fuck i like day drinkin and day parties n hollywood i like doing hollywood shit snort it probably would

[apporacheroftheinvite-deactivat]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[paper-mario-wiki]

This is a visualization of a Japanese proverb, which means to experience a stroke of luck!

Because a duck coming to you with onions tied to its back is like a soup ready to be made delivering itself to you! What luck! A duck comes bearing onions!

That proverb is also where Farfetch'd comes from.

[knight-vision-goggles-deactivat]

[fizzfags]

how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on

[doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251]

ooooo you wanna take a shower so bad

[vampireopossum]

[pukicho]

Hello sexual freaks, I hope you remember that God is going to fucking blast you to death with powerful lightning. Peace and love.

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

[miaislying]

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

decay exists as an extant form of life

[miaislying]

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

[haystarlight]

THE ORIGINAL?!?!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!???

[jame7t]

I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude

[jame7t]

no hope for you even at all

[cowboyscrypt]

i love my switch its like an animal to me. shhhh sweet pink and green creature download my software

[cowboyscrypt]

AND SLAM IN THE BACK OF MY DRAGULAAAAA 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘

[ryan-sometimes]

“Fatherless behavior” stop giving my DAD credit for all the work my MOM put into making me a terrible person!! Stop erasing women in history!!

[thebreakinghands]

mp3 to powder converter im gonna need to snort the song

[medievalthymes]

bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes

[anarqueeen]

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

[anarqueeen]

why is this the one