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[jimiyoong]

soft

[ericnams-moved-deactivated20200]

RM; mono.  — playlist of the century.

trans cr. | scans cr. jalmotaesseo-scans

+ happy birthday @mykths ♡

[sootual]

CAN Y'ALL SHUTSHDHXJNCUCJC

[bwiseoks]

the sweetest doughnut (trans)

[just-an-army]

Guy in my class: hey cutie

My oblivious ass: *turns around* there's no one there you stupid bitch

[dory2812]

Why y'all do this to Jungkook? Ever since big hit announced their new group people started to “tease” Jungkook, making him look bad, like a little kid throwing tantrum because “mom has a new child”. I don’t find it funny. After so many years of working super hard he deserves better, don’t you think? He’s a professional and yes, he’s our baby but after all, he’s a grown up who should not be belittled like that. It’s not funny, especially because we know that they know everything. He surely wants to be seen better than that…

[just-an-army]

PREACH

[just-an-army]

Seokjin: what do you want for Christmas this year Jimin?

Jimin: Jungkook

Seokjin: Jimin, how many times do I have to tell you? Jungkook is not a property

Jimin: then I want Yoongi's pillow

Seokjin: Jungkook come here!

[cheeriness-glee]

It’s interesting how people sleep differently, some people sleep straight on their back, some people sleep on their side and some people sleep on real talent like day6....

[suga-ssi]

tooo fucking real.

[just-an-army]

Where's the lie?

[mutual-we-discussed-it]

this is your daily reminder to take a chonce

[riemth-deactivated20181126]

What the fuck is a chonce

[just-an-army]

Me: *writing a fanfic* Yoongi is a cold hearted and dangerous man

Me irl: YOONGI IS A CUTIE PIE LET ME PROTECT HIM OMG *cries*

[theaveragemo]

So my roommate and I got these Rudolph Christmas coloring books a couple of weeks back. Since it’s finals week, I wanted to ease my mind into studying by coloring. First time opening the book and I saw this picture..

And I thought to myself

Oh my god do I try.

[theaveragemo]

I swear to god if I get tumblr famous over this stinkin Heman the meme nose reindeer.

[strawberryshortcakekitten-deact]

HOW IS THIS THE FIRST TIME IVE SEEN THIS

[just-an-army]

Jungkook: so we have a few rules here that you should follow, 1. Namjoon hyung is mine, 2. Don't make fun of Jimin hyung or I'll rip your faces off; those two are the most important ones

Trainees: o-okay

[just-an-army]

Me: ugh I have to focus

My brain:

[just-an-army]

Koreaboos at my school: onionhaseyo

Me:

[kxngbibi]

well at least i can make more memes sooner

[just-an-army]

English teacher: today we are going to talk about kpop

Everyone: *looks at me*

Me: *half asleep* wut?

[just-an-army]

Namjoon: hyung wake up

Yoongi: Fuck off

Namjoon: a mosquito bited Jungkook

Yoongi: *wakes up* WHERE'S THAT BITCH?