[lord-pretzel]

We’ve all heard of masculinity in a peacock way, but I’d like to pose a new idea: femininity in an anglerfish way

[just-an-herb]

my parents… have come to the conclusion… that there is a ghost… running a brothel out of my bedroom…

[heresanoptionshutyourquiznak]

actual queer rep : “oh… but… we are the same gender ….?.??! 🥺🥺🥺💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💥💥💥💥oh nooooooooo”

queerbait : “that’s why we’ve gotta end this war— and we’re gonna to it with the Lance that’s the paladin of the Red Lion, the Lance that’s always got my back, and the Lance who knows exactly who he is and what he’s got to offer.” / “We are a good team.” / “Leave the math to Pidge.” / “We had a bonding moment.”

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

What are your pronouns?

I haven't unlocked that skill yet

[blonsh]

[nekomimidusteon]

(with unconstrained lust and heart shaped pupils) hey. I liked your wordplay.

[funnyao3tags]

I have never meet a Keith that wasn't gay. I also have never meet someone named Keith, but I think that's irrelevant

If you're curious about the fic here it is

[just-an-herb]

chat my friend called me hiori-

is that accurate???

[secretgarden]

[charlesoberonn]

[ceruleanheaven]

if i was a different person with a different personality and a different life things would be kinda different i think

[furryprovocateur]

Fork found in Bathroom #Mystery #Unexplained

[str-ngeloop]

it's called the whether because it depends

[aromanticduck]

Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.

Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.

Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.

"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you

[juststarsandthemoon]

Free service with no ads: Okay so these guys are stealing my data

[just-an-herb]

my nail polish is both a blessing and a curse

good part: it dries so incredibly quickly

bad part: it dries so quickly i don’t have time to wipe the excess off my fingers

[straightboyfriend]

if it’s your birthday: happy birthday

if it’s not your birthday: reflect on why that is. 👆🏽

[garbagegutzz]

I'm sorry but if you ship Shiro and Keith please gtf away from me 😭 I can't stand yall

[cupcake-torture]

Grace, over the phone: "Carl and I made a baby!"

Stratt, sleep deprived, currently in the middle of illegally downloading all of ao3: 'I leave them alone for 2 minutes and they make fucking mpreg???'

Stratt, out loud: "What???"