Birds&Words

[26] [Aquarius] [minors DNI]

[hippiedippieblondie]

Male loneliness this, male loneliness that. Have they tried lobotomies? Tranquilizers? Being fingered by medical professionals? Tearing the yellow wallpaper off the walls of the attic room where your husband keeps you locked up?

[herssian]

"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about

[allykatsart]

[qillermeme]

[sans-guy-deactivated20251217]

hey guys i'm going to the store can u make sure nothing happens to my chocolate milk

[sans-guy-deactivated20251217]

[virgo-disaster]

The bird app has a lot of garbage but this thread really tickled me this morning:

Bonus:

[probuccalfat]

why are you a cunt

to honour my mother before me and her mother before her and so on and so forth

[taylortut]

the “sexy lamp test” but for disabled folks: if you can replace your disabled character with a beloved pet dog that needs an expensive surgery to survive then you have to throw out your manuscript 

[taylortut]

reblogging one of my most underrated posts: the dying dog test

[depsidase]

[natalieironside]

My boyfriend was showing me his cat and I leaned over to kiss the cat on his soft little baby head and he went "meow" and scrambled away because I'd been wearing my headphones and I accidentally jabbed him with the microphone.

And I said "Damn, this is exactly like in the Iliad"

[rebels-cairn]

#explanation: this references the scene where Hektor the prince of troy goes to his wife after a battle and leans in to kiss his son #(who is still a baby and being held in andromache's arms) #but his son cringes away in fear of his father's battle helmet #it's a gut wrenching scene about how war dehumanizes you and separates you from the people you love #this interpretation implies that being a gamer is analogous

[thememedaddy]

[juicydangler]

shut up this is adorable

[red-berin]

Playing Tumblr Snek and seeing all the blogs of people who haven't posted in years

[theweirdwideweb]

[birchpleaze]

I really appreciate how every week I reblog this, a different person interacts it. Tuesday light me up speaks to all of us at different times.

[nvr-pass]

[image description: 3 screenshots from the gay and wondrous life of caleb gallo. freckle says “oh, tuesday light me up,” and caleb asks “what does that mean?” instead of answering freckle smiles and leans on the wall. /end ID]

[twilightofthesandwiches]

Congratulations! You are now a Magic-User!!

Spin the wheel to find out in which way your Magic begins to gradually transform your body?

How do you feel about this?

HELL YEAH THIS IS PERFECT FOR ME

This is very cool!

This is neat, I guess…

I mean, it could definitely be worse….

I feel utterly indifferent about this change

Honestly, I don’t think I’d even notice anything is different

This transformation has both strong upsides and downsides, I feel conflicted

This is perfect for me (Deragetory)

This isn’t the worst, but I still feel disappointed…

This feels pretty sucky tbh…

This is a very lousy side-effect, but at least I still have magic, right?

THIS IS SO SO BAD MAGIC ISN'T WORTH IT FOR THIS SIDE EFFECT

Voting ended onApr 12

[irishxlily]

Fan art of the 10 main characters in the fanfic 10 Skeletons With 1000 Years To Go by Birds_And_Words on AO3. One of my top favorite Fics right now. I highly recommend!

This is basically how I envision them as I read.

All the Snanseses and Papyris next to each other for height comparisons. I love how BIG Red is and how tiny Sans is.

ALTERNATE OUTFITS for some (yes i went ham on this, i had fun sush you) below the break.

I WILL draw Mama/Nala/Dog eventually. Perhaps once she's an official member of the family and has a final name picked out <3

@thelogicallunatic also did wonderful renditions of these characters Here.

[maridoodles]

so excited to share my piece for @neardawnzine

leftover zines & merch are available now at neardawnzine.bigcartel.com

[voidyellingtime]

“i asked chatgpt-“ well i asked the faceless old woman who secretly lives in our walls and she said to let it ride

[xargon]

me: yeah so a few years ago someone invented infinite scrolling and really it was a terrible idea

the elf I just hooked up with, taking the lavender and honeysuckle lollipop from their mouth: An infinite scroll... most elfmaidens learn to enchant a scroll to never end before they're a mere 300 years old. It saves on paper.

me: oh see that's just writing, with social media it's really bad, it just leads to people doomscrolling all day

the elf I just hooked up with, spluttering and panicked: The Doomscroll! Be silent human, thou shoulds't not speak the name of that fell parchment

me: oh so you get it