Assigned Capitalist At Birth

I'm just kinda here, y'know?

[riverofmolecules]

true allyship

[homophobla]

Throwback to the time tumblr accidentally sent a post 15 years into the past

[homophobla]

https://www.tumblr.com/pinkiepieistraight/810758631765295104

Found a link

[fleshengine]

What the fuck does this site's backend look like

[pinene]

Loving the implication that this website could have a backend strange enough to make time travel real

[contemptible-scoundrel]

when all your homies are talking about homoerotic sword fights where both parties are covered in shallow cuts and bruises and sweaty and panting and so on and so forth but your combat style revolves around sneak attacks and instant kill poison

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[land-of-birds-and-comics]

Donald Duck Goes To Group Therapy For His Debilitating Executive Dysfunction And It’s Just Played Completely Straight For Like Four Pages Like What

[browningtons-deactivated2018041]

twitch is wild

[stripemetall]

I see people use FaceRig just right

[rex-the-shepherd]

This shit isn’t edited after the stream, I hope you know.

[jpnostalgia]

90s DINOSAUR themed books PART 1

[demilypyro]

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

[maykkr]

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[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

[secondlina]

It's the Pigeon Paranormal Investigator guy again!

(John Coo-stantine?)

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[andremichaux]

LEVERAGE | 3.08 // 3.09

Bonus:

[northshorewave]

Reading sports headlines while pretending sports doesn't exist suggests a fascinating world of magic and whimsy.

[northshorewave]

[dinosaur-unicorns]

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

[steeple-sinderby-wanderers]

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

terrible news everyone

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

perhaps i judged too quickly

[doubleca5t]

[eilooxara]

[wizard0rb]

Jesse Pinkman & Skyler White watch AMC's Breaking Bad together

spiritual successor to this

[zetrystan]

I wonder if I liked it.

[notbecauseofvictories]

I don't wish that all horror movies tried to fully wrestle with the implications of the horror they introduce. There are some that take this approach---movies and books that demonstrate there's more to mine in a classic horror set-up after the credits roll (e.g., The Final Girls, Final Girl Support Group, even the Indian Lake trilogy). I like that question, and I like the attempts to answer it---but I also appreciate when Michael Meyers vanishes into the mist, the birds watch Tippi Hedren drive away with glittering black eyes, or a couple men (already dead) share a bottle of whisky beside a burning research station. Given how much of horror's power involves confronting the inexplicable, I find this kind of lingering ambiguity eloquent and moving, I do.

..............but.

There's something deeply compelling to me about horror that twists itself inside out, to reveal the sheer mundanity inside the horror. Or maybe 'after' the horror is a better way to phrase it. I firmly believe that horror is horror until you accommodate it, and then it's just taxes---but the horror also never really leaves. By that I mean The Exorcist where Regan remains possessed, and so her parents are forced to raise a 13 year old who is also somehow a Mesopotamian wind demon. Rosemary's Baby where Rosemary cradles the spawn of Satan to her bosom, is bowed to in the hall, and yet is still expected to do the shopping (Minnie's knees are not what they used to be, dear!) Let the Right One In, but Oskar keeps getting older and older, and though intellectually he knows that Eli is too, it's increasingly strange to him to kiss that little not-a-girl mouth. Girl with All the Gifts, but you're Ms. Justineau, trapped in an airtight cage and teaching your evolutionary replacements how to build a world on top of your bones.

Part of the catharsis of horror is the sheer relief when it ends---you as audience can shut the book, turn off the film, close your eyes, turn away. As a consequence, there's something powerful about the idea that even then, the horror continues. And worse: the horror continues in such a way that our shattered protagonists will get used to it, while simultaneously never really able to explain, to find sympathy or understanding for what it made of them. That seems the greatest horror of all.

[yesthe-artblog]

A small Konrad comic

[dragoneer99]

trench crusade is actually hopebright because the mormons don't exist

[corruption-girly]

Amen