weird ass fangirl behaviour (/lovingly)

Kalina, she/her, 26 | This place is now a Dan and Phil fan blog sorry everyone

[just-kalina]

I've seen people do pinned intro posts so let's go🌕🌹

Name: Kalina

Pronouns: she/her

Age: 26

From: Germany

Recently graduated from uni (humanities), now apparently a fully grown adult.

Recently got back into fandom through Dan and Phil 💜🩷

I've been using this website since 2016 with the Sherlock/Mystrade fandom being my first love 💕

FANDOMS: Dan & Phil, Sherlock/Mystrade, Fleabag, Good Omens, Phineas & Ferb, Bones, House M.D., probably more

I fuck with feminism, socialism and climate justice ✊🔥 also big on body & fat positivity ✨ obvs 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ rights

‼️This blog contains adult themes, including

🖤 nsfw stuff

🖤 kink/bdsm

🖤 phreaky stuff (What's that, you ask? Idk, a vibe)

🖤 drunk posting (I drink responsibly)

🖤 anxiety/depression related content

🖤 cringe sexuality drama ("basically straight" but then I get bi panic every other week girl idk at this point it's embarrassing)

No queue, my reblogs come in dumps. Multifandom & Multipurpose, there is no order to this chaos.

EDIT: recently changed my pfp so if you think you recognise my name but not the picture... yes

[quercussy-the-sexy-oak-tree]

"If I was in Bella's position when I was 17 I would have made every single decision identically"

Oh really Dan Howell you would have sacrificed everything to be with a disturbingly pale boy in your late teens? I had know idea.

[diphowell]

dan saying "i don't want to move the other person" and "i'm having a lovely time" like he both doesn't want to disturb phil when they've been cuddling before bed and also doesn't want him to think he's not enjoying the cuddles is so cute

[tothebasementpeopletothebasement]

perfection as always

[definitelyfrankiero]

OH WELL MOTHER 🏳️‍⚧️💥WHAT THE WAR DID 🏳️‍⚧️💥TO MY LEGS 🏳️‍⚧️💥AND TO MY TOUNGE 💥🏳️‍⚧️YOU SHOULD HAVE RAISED A BABY GIRL💥🏳️‍⚧️ I SHOULD HAVE BEEN A BETTER SON 💥🏳️‍⚧️IF YOU COULD CODDLE THE INFECTION 💥🏳️‍⚧️THEY CAN AMPUTATE AT ONCE 🏳️‍⚧️💥YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN 🏳️‍⚧️💥I COULD HAVE BEEN A BETTER SON 🏳️‍⚧️💥AND WHEN WE GO DONT BLAME US 🏳️‍⚧️💥WELL LET THE FIRE JUST BATHE 🏳️‍⚧️💥US YOU MADE US OH SO FAMOUS💥🏳️‍⚧️ WELL NEVER LET YOU GO 🏳️‍⚧️💥SHE SAID YOU AINT NO SON OF MINE 🏳️‍⚧️💥FOR WHAT YOUVE DONE🏳️‍⚧️ 💥AND THEYRE GUNNA FIND A PLACE FOR YOU 🏳️‍⚧️💥AND JUST YOU MIND YOUR MANNERS 💥🏳️‍⚧️WHEN YOU GO 💥🏳️‍⚧️AND WHEN YOU GO 💥🏳️‍⚧️DONT RETURN TO ME MY LOVE 💥🏳️‍⚧️

[reunitedinterlude]

chewing ice

[lyraisnotonfire]

chat look at this thing i spent all of last week on

[diphowell]

when your husband was right because he knows you extremely well 😔

[defectivegembrain]

do you think somewhere there's a medical professional who was just like browsing youtube one day only to suddenly see a video and go holy shit that's the glue guy

[just-kalina]

When they die, fanfiction authors should be allowed to see a compilation of people reading their stories. Because I'm not sure you understand that I'm not being dramatic, I am actually screaming and punching my pillow and kicking my feet and rolling around and losing my mind

[finelytaylored]

that giant beaming fucking smile 😭

[sconesfortea]

I really enjoy when Dan fishes for a compliment and then manoeuvres into his "ready to receive flattery" position

[danielhowell]

thank you london that one was special 🖤 (at The London Palladium) https://www.instagram.com/p/CjJI4B2tFYo/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[rowanisawriter]

write insane shit that’s way beyond your perceived ability and skill level even if you don’t finish it even if you think it sucks

[emo-axolotls]

You can almost see the strings - Chapter 10 - emo_axolotls - Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF) [AO3]

Time-travel phan chapter 10: Dan, Phil and Dan in Vegas.

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"Has it occurred to you,” older Dan says from the other side of the bed, “that I'm just happy to see Phil?" Dan glares back. "Has it occurred to you to leave?" "Not really, no." Even as he says it, Phil can see something soft in older Dan's face, a familiar warmth underneath the teasing. Older Dan catches him looking and holds his gaze for a second. Then, his eyes travel slowly down Phil's bare chest. Phil swallows.  Beside him, his Dan lets out a sharp breath. “Oh my god.”

[just-kalina]

I'm trying to say something normal and it's not working. Just... If you haven't read this one yet, you should. Thank me later.

[just-kalina]

*crying tears of joy* fanfiction, man...

[weicecilia]

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