An Utter Mess

of books I like, Movies, Phan, Hamilton, Yuri on Ice, Harry Potter, P!ATD, Voltron, and Other things

[deerwife]

i need to put all three of these pictures in a single post. this is significant. this matters. this is why i exist

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[stars-bean]

“Christmas was coming. One morning in mid-December, Hogwarts woke to find itself covered in several feet of snow.”

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OKAY THIS CAME UP ON MY ACTIVITY AGAIN. WHY WON’T YOU LET THIS POST DIE IT HAS BEEN 4 YEARS PLEASE

[fandomsunitedposts]

Is that you?

[itsagifnotagif]

Unfortunately, spotty 17 year old me

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[linrenzo]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[tynekabeeka]

LNFAOOOOOOOO

[kingjaffejoffer]

lmao

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via nanglish)

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[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

30 day free trial of being ok

[milkchocolateowl]

op wheres the link

[milkchocolateowl]

wheres the link op

[writterings]

whenever a young kid joins our staff at work im just like huh. guess im a father now.

[writterings]

these kids will be like “can you drive me home? i don’t have gas money but-” and im already pullin out my keys and am like. sweetheart, you are a child. i am not charging a child gas money.

[writterings]

i literally almost lunged across the counter to throw hands with some old hag who yelled at and insulted one of our 16 y/o girls but instead i threw her sandwich at her and told her to never fucking come back

[writterings]

old dudes will flirt with our young girls too and i’ll be like ay man this is a truck stop, normal customer service rules dont apply here. i can and will call the cops on you.

[writterings]

im the only manager that actively tells them to steal food because these are teenagers and they are HUNGRY

[rexrattorum]

You are the only valid manager

[kingjaffejoffer]

Boss shit

[lady-feral]

Literal actual goals

[drakomalfoyyy-deactivated202006]

for the rest of my life whenever i see this color i’ll be reminded of all the hours i wasted on the internet

[vaughnwhiskey-deactivated201507]

sorry that color is #2C4762

Tumblrs is #2B4864

[wendy-runaway-deactivated201607]

Actually, it’s coral blue #3

[weloveshortvideos]

[snailandwellmet]

I love the guy who’s clearly a teacher who came over with the intent to tear two fucking idiot teenagers apart from each other only to find these fucking nerds it probably made his entire month

[daftqunk]

seth everman going WILD in the background

[fanonical]

dumbledore: *looks at the shrieking shack*

dumbledore: it’s free real estate

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[fortjester]

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[futurebuffdad]

DISTRESSED BEEPING