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Jules of Nature
#extradirty
Andulka
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NASA
Love Begins
Cosimo Galluzzi
dirt enthusiast
Keni
Cosmic Funnies
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
we're not kids anymore.
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Origami Around
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@just-plain-petey
who cares about the gender binary, heres the gender ternary:
- goo - ooze - slime
“androgynous” is between male and female, but those are not real, but in-betweens do exist in the gender ternary:
-goop (between goo and slime)
-sludge (between slime and ooze)
-muck (between ooze and goo)
what about gunk
look at this fucking special snowflake
i hope everybody is doing their best even tho we’re all doomed
I know Christian memes are ridiculous but this one is actually kind of relatable
Please fire me. I work at McDonald’s and last week I spent 15 minutes trying to explain to an old man they we do not sell hot dogs (McDogs as he claimed it) then he threatened to report me for “withholding products from him”!
hes from an alternate timeline
the McDogs man actually proves the multiverse theory
the first american woman in space was a lesbian……… this sounds like such a shitpost buts its actually real i love history
“A riot is the language of the unheard” #MLKalsosaid
I finally figured out what my aesthetic is, the colorful and whimsical, but eerie loneliness that I Spy books portray
I Spy books did feel lonely, what the fuck.
Synonyms for pointless existence? Did you mean life?
“be gay. do crimes”
Marseille, France
I guess I’ve never felt entirely female, but then probably lots of people don’t. But I think that at different times in my life I located myself in different places on the gender spectrum, and for many years, throughout my thirties which is when I did that pilgrimage, I didn’t have any connection to the female gender. I wouldn’t say I exactly felt like a man, but when you’re talking about yourself you only have these two options. There’s no word for the “floating” gender in which we would all like to rest. The neuter comes up in the unbearable poem, the neuter gender, but that doesn’t really capture it because you don’t feel neuter, you feel just wrong. Wrong vis-à-vis the gender you’re supposed to be in, wrong vis-à-vis the other one, and so what are you? Historically we use man for people of any gender because men win. So it’s useful to do that when cornered.
Anne Carson, in an Interview for the Paris Review (via reyton)
Too High: Two "To Work We Head"
wow millennials are glued to their i-phones and laptops so much they cant even be bothered robbing in person anymore!!! maybe these trust fund babies should stop phishing credit cards while sitting on their butts and go out there and put some elbow grease into their thievery!
This is what happens when we raise a generation on Dickens and Oliver Twist is the most exciting thing they were allowed to read
*SOMETHING ORIGINAL AND UNIQUE BUT SOMEHOW STILL FUCKING RELATABLE TO THE GENERAL HUMAN EXPERIENCE*
LOOK I OBVIOUSLY VERY PASSIONATELY DISLIKE FORMER PRESIDENT GEORGE WALKER BUSH AND I GENUINELY THINK HE’S A BAD PERSON AND WISH HIM NOTHING BUT ILL FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE, BUT I JUST STUMBLED UPON A WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE, AND I’M JUST GOING TO LINK YOU TO IT RATHER THAN SUMMARIZE, WHICH DEMONSTRATES THAT MAYBE WE DIDN’T MOCK HIM HARD ENOUGH
I would love to have a beer with gwb, he is so stupid and hilarious
A LOT OF PEOPLE USED THE LOGIC OF “GEORGE W. BUSH IS THE CANDIDATE I’D RATHER HAVE A BEER WITH” AS A FACTOR IN THEIR DECISION TO VOTE FOR HIM IN 2004, ESPECIALLY IN CONTRAST TO DEMOCRATIC CHALLENGER JOHN KERRY, WHO HIS CAMPAIGN WORKED HARD TO PAINT AS AN OUT-OF-TOUCH ELITIST.
THE IRONY IN SAYING YOU’D HAVE A BEER WITH GEORGE W. BUSH IS THAT BUSH DOESN’T DRINK BEER OR, DUE TO HIS YEARS OF ALCOHOL ABUSE AND SUBSEQUENT RECOVERY, ALCOHOL OF ANY KIND. YOU COULD PERHAPS HAVE A DR PEPPER WITH HIM, BUT I WOULDN’T ADVISE IT, SINCE HE RECENTLY SPENT EIGHT YEARS AS THE FIGUREHEAD FOR A VIOLENT FASCIST REGIME THAT EXPLOITED PEOPLE’S FEAR AND FOSTERED XENOPHOBIC NATIONALISM IN ORDER TO PLUNGE AMERICA AND THE REST OF THE WORLD INTO A STATE OF PERPETUAL WARFARE FOR NO REASON OTHER THAN TO LINE HIS AND HIS CRONIES’ WALLETS IN THE NAME OF REVENGE, SO HE’S PROBABLY NOT ALL THAT PLEASANT OF A PERSON TO BE AROUND
